| Дико, нечеловечески ржу. |
[Aug. 23rd, 2009|02:48 am] |
ерепубликовое.
Americans,
Unfortunately, due to the war, you're displaced. We have a program in place to bring you back. If you live in an occupied state, contact the Flying Unicorn for your ride home. Move to Florida.
That is all.
Your Dear Leader,
Emerick
Come Home
Камменты, избранноэ:
...We in home bastard!
...move to eAustralia
...Move to eAntarctica. It's cool!
...Stop killing each other! Stay in Russia!
...Welcome to eRussia and enjoy staying here: (у чувака на юзерпике триколор и Лэтючий Мыщь на фоне глобуса, ага)
...> Stop killing each other!
Yeah! Let's together y'obnem po Tbilisi. ^)
...Stay with us, cause:
- We have low taxes
- We have better salaries
- We have native English-speakers as a whole party - Cossacks
- We usually WIN and it's a pleasure to feel the victory
...и даже президент еСША предпочитает работать на территории еРоссии
...hi, Emerick!
as easy to breathe you in Russia? Do not leave us, pleeeease
...I already contacted the Flying Unicorn. I heard about the Flying Unicorn from the eRussians BTW! from yonder article http://tinyurl.com/n5hjlu !
Lost my job (which I expected to happen) only have 2 usd and one piece of food...
Still "patiently" waiting for my tickets.
voted!
...So, is Emerick on his official visit to eRussia?
...What does the US offer other than mindless jingoism and chest pounding? Sorry but I'd rather sit in occupied territory actually making a decent wage than crammed into a crumbling state making barley enough to eat Q1 food.
...I'm in the same boat - I took a russian job for now, depending on what happens, I may just shift to russian...who knows.
...I hate to admit it, but my job and pay in eRussia is WAY better. Cheaper food, better salary. I think I'll stick around for a bit rather than return to the USF, the United States of Florida.
...6 DAYS FROM MY HARD WORKER BONUS SORRY IM NOT MOVING BACK TO LOSE 5 GOLD, BECAUSE THERE ARE NO JOBS IN E USA...PLUS I CAN BUY FOOD FOR 4 DAYS WITH ON DAY OF WORKING IN E RUSSIA IN NEW JERSEY I COULD GET 3 DAYS FOR 2 DAYS WORK
...Russia is my native country. why do you call us back? I was born in Texas, Russia. Like this place very much. Don't wanna return to the poor united states.
...NO ONE SHOULD APPLY FOR RUSSIAN CITIZENSHIP I DONT CARE IF THEY TAKE ALL eUSA REGIONS IF THEY DO THAT IM SAVING GOLD TO START A RESISTANCE FORCE ID RATHER DIE OF STARVASION THEN JOIN eRUSSIA AND MANUFACTURE FOR THEM EVEN THOUGH IM A LOW LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...my manager fired me right before the switch, the new russian job pays twice as much for the same thing and now I can buy q4 food for the price i bought q2 food before, i blame the american companies and people for being so selfish |
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| Date: | August 23rd, 2009 - 01:52 pm |
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