clorox Sonata*
When Jesus was at a boarding school
they had him sit next to Buddha
at Transmutation. He was very good
at it, almost a perfect student,
so bread, fish and wine were never in short supply.
But he was a poor sport, though, he shied
gridiron and preferred long walks over water.
He said he just wanted to be a carpenter, or a potter,
but his father was a helluva stubborn dove.
"More like a ram", Zaratushtra would add,
and they all had a hearty laugh.

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