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Friday, March 7th, 2025

    Time Event
    10:59a
    black midi -- Sugar/Tzu
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D3TrpQ_nFo

    Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the sporting event of the year? To the thousands in attendance, and to the millions watching around the world, let's see some thunder!
    Posterity will show me to be
    The greatest the world has ever seen
    A genius among non-entities

    The Leadweight clash of the century
    February 31st, 2163
    I was there, but could not see
    Being a three foot three superfluous freak
    Blindеd by necks, upper backs and knees
    Folded fat, flappеd by the breeze
    Sun Sugar in the red trunks
    And Sun Tzu in the blue
    Both ran to the centre of the ring
    While the rhinestone suit continued to sing

    Sun Sugar, a simple man, cut from coarse cloth
    Sun Tzu, seeking strength from a snakeskin broth
    Weighing in at
    Six hundred pounds

    I ran through legs to the front of the crowd
    Sun Sugar came over
    Sun Sugar came over and shook my hand
    He turned away and I shot him in the back
    Sun Sugar came over and shook my fucking hand
    He turned away and I might shot him in the back
    Sun Tzu raised his arms
    Crowned champ while Sugar bled on
    No doctor on the scene
    The audience won!

    Eventually found and sentenced to life
    Spent reading the letters of a million wives
    Sun Sugar came, wouldn't be shit without me
    The youngest executioner in tabloid memory

    Current Mood: working
    Current Music: black midi -- Sugar/Tzu

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