I bet you didn't know that you could crown your friend "The Princess of Penis." Sure, just put the Stubby Chubby Tiara on her head and start calling her the Princess of Penis. We are sure others will follow suit.

Honestly, who would agree to wear this thing? Even a blind person would feel that there is a three inch tall penis on the front of this tiara. It is unwearable. Of course, someone will certainly buy it. We suspect that there is a maid of honor out there somewhere that owes a friend some revenge.
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