a woman goes into a tatoo parlor and she sits down. the guy asks her what she wants, and she says she wants a turkey with the words "happy thanksgiving!" on the top of her right thigh. "ooookay..." the guy says. after, he asks her if she wants anything else and she says a picture of a christmas tree and "merry christmas!" on the same place on her other thigh. after she's finished, she goes to leave and the tatoo artist asks her

"ma'am, why did you get such unusual tatoos?"

she said : "because i'm sick and tired of my husband saying there's never anything good to eat between thanksgiving and christmas!" ***

Did you hear about the black girl that has a tattoo of a sea shell on her thigh?
Whenever her boyfriend put his ear against it he could smell the ocean!