.... developed the "internet on/off button" on cable modems:

Fuck you, you sadistic fucker. You came up with this solely for the purpose of making tech support folks rip their hair out in chunks. I hate you. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Sincerely,

me
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So, me and Salla Broke up. Actually it started to fall apart a long time ago, but last week was the final straw. After that things got messy and Police involved. I think that no-one is currently happy about how things went and For some reason I just feel like nothing. This must be how jaded people see the world.
Anyhow, my co-worker gave me some sound advice and showed me the following, too bad it's only in my native. The lyrics are absolutely true.






It always takes two to fight.
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I have just completed & sent in my application to west valley college. They'd better get back to me in their promised 48 hours, or I'm moving to Austria and becoming a nun. Or a professional peanut butter taster. Hmmm...
And I've spent so much time working today that I pretty much want to explode. Hmm...let's see...: 7 hours at $9.90 for Starbucks and four hours and $40 at Prime brings the grand total to: *drum roll* $109.30. There's one hard day's work. *whew*. Of course much of that will have the heck taxed out of it, but oh well. 
So Apparently I cost $109.30 per day.
And why is miss Brittany even thinking about such trivial things? Because she is bored. Yes, this is what I do when sitting in a cold corner office printing out other peoples' stuff. I've been on myspace, lifejournal, homestarrunner, westvalley.edu, deviantart, hotmail and yes, even *gasp* neopets. (I'm rich and successful there, apparently. Three cheers for investing in an imaginary and irrelevant stock market. Woo hoo!) 
I've heard a rumor that it will snow in the valley this weekend, and I'm getting pretty excited. (There's one other place I can go: weather.com!) I haven't seen that fluffy white stuff for heaven knows how long. Oh to go to Tahoe or anyplace where I could fling snowballs, make snowmen, and toboggan down a powdery hillside. Actually, I just like to say toboggan. But I truly miss snow!

So for the future's sake, here's my week in a nutshell: house-sat for the parents, watched Children of Men with Lisa, saw Whitney off to Texas (again), worked my butt off, and wrote this journal. There was a lot of eating done between each of these activities, in addition to sparse hours of sleep.
Au Revior!
~Britt



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