Подражая д-ру Ебы Мба
Опять сообщили мне, что я выиграл в лотерею. Неугомонные какие - деньги у них так и снуются. Нам же не во что обуться, как поется в известной песне.
Вот оригинал письма:
INTERNATIONAL COVENTRY PROMOTIONS
157-197 Buckingham Palace Road,Victoria, London SW1W 9SP
THE INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTION DEPARTMENT
Reference Number: COVENTRY/WIN/100/04/07
Serial Number: COVENTRY /0652662

TO WINNERS IN OUR PROGRAM

We wish to congratulate you over your success in our computer balloting
sweep stake held on 29th October 2007.This is a millennium scientific
computer game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional
program aimed at encouraging internet users; therefore you do not need to
buy ticket to enter for the game. However, your email address was attached
to ticket number 034-22478556; with serial number 0652-662 draw the lucky
numbers 100-0407, which eventually won the lottery in the first category of
the draws. Therefore, you have won a lottery jackpot prize awards of
2,000,000.00 (Two million pounds Sterling Only) This is from total prize
money of US$30,000,000.00 distributed to winners from 1st to 3rd categories.

Note that this program was largely promoted and sponsored by a group of
philanthropist, industrialists from the internet ware industry and some
other big multinational firms who wish to be anonymous.

You may wish to establish contact via e-mail with the particular presented
below citing the batch and reference numbers to this letter. Telephone lines
are open between the hours of 8.00am - 7.30pm on Monday through Friday.

Customer Service Unit,
Tel/Fax No: +44 702 4078850
+44 702 4080690
Email: claimsagent.coventrypromo.j-mail.info
Contact person:Mr. Ben Richard
Providing him with the information stated below:


1. FIRST NAME:____________________________
2. LAST NAME:_____________________________
3. GENDER:________________________________
4. MARITAL STATUS:________________________
5. YOUR AGE:______________________________
6. OCCUPATION:____________________________
7 ANNUAL INCOME:_________________________
8. CITY & STATE:__________________________
9. COUNTRY:_______________________________
10 ZIPCODE:_______________________________
11 CELL PHONE:____________________________
12 HOME/WORK PHONE:_______________________
13 BATCH NUMBER:__________________________
14 LUCKY NUMBERS:_________________________
15 TICKET NUMBER:_________________________
16 SERIALNUMBER:__________________________
17 AMOUNT WON:____________________________
18 MODE OF COLLECTION:____________________

Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and
press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so
desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of
confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with fraudulent claims.

CONGRATULATIONS !!!
At your disposal, we remain.

Very Truly Yours,

Mrs.Michelle Greene
DIRECTOR OF PROMOTION.
INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTIONS,
COVENTRY INTERNATIONAL COMPANY
LONDON,UK.




_______________________________
http://www.cresce.net
CresceNet, Mais que Internet Grátis
А вот ответ, написанный на несколько боратовском английском:
Hi there, Michelle,

and thank you for your letter!

Thursday, November 1, 2007, 4:18:11 AM, COVENTRY PROMOTION wrote:
CP> INTERNATIONAL COVENTRY PROMOTIONS
CP> 157-197 Buckingham Palace Road,Victoria, London SW1W 9SP
CP> THE INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTION DEPARTMENT
CP> Reference Number: COVENTRY/WIN/100/04/07
CP> Serial Number: COVENTRY /0652662

Google said this address belongs to National Audit Office
http://www.nao.org.uk/about/BPR_map.htm
So, must I be an adult to answer all these questions and receive
CP> 2,000,000.00 (Two million pounds Sterling Only) This is from total prize
CP> money of US$30,000,000.00 distributed to winners from 1st to 3rd categories
or it is not strictly necessary?

CP> Customer Service Unit,
CP> Tel/Fax No: +44 702 4078850
CP> +44 702 4080690
Look, Google said the phone of National Audit Office is +44 (0)20
7798 7000.
Moreover, google said the +44 702 phone numbers are not located in
London, they are all from Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire. Suprise, nothing
to say...

Please, answer me immediately, I need some extra money now.

CP> CONGRATULATIONS !!!
Thank you again!

Cordially,


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R_L

Три случайных стиха из ЕО:

Порок любезен - и в романе,
И после ей наедине
К нему записочки несут.

P.S. Do you understand Russian? If you do, you can read the three
lines from Pushkin's novel here. It's great work,
really - about one man and his 34 boyfriends from Nigeria.
All they were adult.
Bye.
Ну и, конечно, в ответ:
This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
claimsagent.coventrypromo.j-mail.info@clapton.cresce.net
Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 13): 550 claimsagent.coventrypromo.j-mail.info@clapton.cresce.net: Recipient address rejected: User unknown in local recipient table.
А я так надеялся. Деньги небольшие, но на дороге не валяются.