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[Oct. 25th, 2016|09:27 am] |
A Priest, Rabbi, and Atheist walk in to a bar and each ask for a drink.
The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdained, points to a sign clearly lebeled: NO JOKES SERVED HERE
Without a fight The Atheist, Rabbi and Priest all leave the bar, heads hanging.
The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the barstool.
Wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approaches asks the chicken, "Are you part of a joke?"
"Yeah." the chicken replies.
Again, he points to the sign": NO JOKES SERVED HERE.
The chicken argues: "Well then, where the hell am I supposed to wet my beak around here?!"
The bartender moves his pointed finger from the sign, to the door.
"There's another bar across the road." |
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