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easter bunny Apr. 4th, 2017|07:58 am

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw
the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what
had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his
dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty
and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on
the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her
car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter
because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what
to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray
can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up,
picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the
two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the
Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on
down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another
50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's
name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on
the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the
man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life
to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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