What makes CNN headline news
- horror in haifa
- syria seeks codemnation of israeli attack
- schwarzenegger grops women by the butt & tits
- george bush writes a love poem


Enjoy full text here:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.