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Пишет russki_enot ([info]russki_enot)
@ 2004-01-24 00:39:00


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Romanian Swearing - English Translation


Romanian Swearing

Te fut in neam

Coaie

Ti-o dau la buci

Futu-ti norocul matii

Te fut in limba

Imi sugi chilotii

Imi sugi ciorapii

Te mananca?

Manca-mi-ai pula

Ma lingi in pizda

Baga-ti-ai sarma in nas

Ma cac pe ochii tai

A face laba

Labagiu

Bulangiu

Curva

Tarfa

Bagati-as pula-n git de poponar!

Băşinar

Nu face nici cit o băşină

Pupa-m-ai in cur

Futu-te-n cur

Ce curu' meu vrei?

Uite la ea cum dă din cur

şterge-o că-t~i trag un şut in cur

Căca, a se

Căcat

Vorbeşti căcat

Ce-i căcatu' ăsta?

Minca-mi-ai căcatu'

Căcănar

Eşti un căcănar

Da la muie

I-am dat la muie

I-a dat la muie

Nimeni nu dă muie ca ea

Da limbi

Du-te dracului

Fire-ai al dracului

Futui

Fute

Futu-te-n cur de idiot

Futu-te-n git de parşiv

Futu-te-n gură de parşiv

Futu-te-n nara ta de vagabond

Futui gura!

Futui pizda mati

Găoază

Băi găoază

Lindic

Pişa, a se

Pişa-m-aş in gura ta

S-a pişat pe el de frică

Pizda ma-tti

Pizdă

Pizda mă-ti de nemernic

Vrei pizdă?

Miroase-a pizdă

Poponar

Ce bage limba in curu meu

Sa-mi lingi pizda!

Fute-ma

Curva

Pizda matii

Muist

Baga-mi-as pula-n ma-ta

Sloboz

Ce-a vrut poponaru' ăla?

Pupa-ma-n cur

Fututii Mortii ma-tii

Pula calului

Iti pute-un ochi

Bbasanau

Cur

Bombeu

Rahat

Sugi pula

Futu-te Dumnezeu

Futu-te-n cur pe mata

Bordel

Tarfa

Martalog

In Pastele matii

Rratat

Pierde-vara

Cacanar

In cur

Tigan

Incult

Prost

Pizda faina

Fiu de curva

Mata-i curva

Mi se rupe

Peste

Cacacios

Felatie

Sugator de pula

Sugatoare de pula

Mancator de cacat

Fata de cur

Sac de cacat

Ma pupi in cur

Sugi pula!

Fraier

Besinoasa

Besinos

Besina

Curvar

Cur

Excitat

Excitata

Degetica

Laba

Am belit-o

Un sugator de pula

O sugatoare

Sa-mi bei slobozii

Ma lingi in pizda

Dobitoc

Cacat de caine

Curva imputita

Tarfa murdara

Pizda proasta

Catea

Spermatozoidule

Futute-as in gura prin cur

Muie

Gaoz

Gaoaza

Gaozar

Capac

Imbecil

Terminat

Handicapat

Nenorocit

Cretin

Cioara

Umflat

Pula

Pizda

Fata de muist

Chior

Gras

Pispirica

Ghiolban

Futu-te-n cur pe ma~ta

Futu-tzi mortzii ma~tii

Futu-tzi coliva ma~tii

Futu-tzi pashtele ma~tii

Beli-mi-ai pula

Suge-mi-ai lindicul

Suge-mi pula

Futut-te-n cur sa~

ma~ pupi

Pupa~-ma~-n cur

Bulangiu

Ba~shina~

Ba~shinos

Futus biserica meta

Sa-ti bagi pula-n ma-ta

Futu-te-n nara!

Pisa-mas in gura ta

Usca-mi-as sosetele pe crucea ma`tii

Esti o laba trista

Taraste-ti basinile in alta parte!

Sa-mi lingi curu' ba~i pula prajita

Ma bas in nasul ma-tii

Borasc cacat in pizda lu ma-ta

Sa-mi bag pula în inima ta!

Sa ma cac unde pupi tu.

Caca-mas la ma-ta-n pizda!

Iti iau mortii la pula.

Tushi-mi-ar cur'n gura ta!

Lingea-mi-ai branza de pe rafturile pulii!

Sparcai-m-ash in ciorba lu ma-ta

Shampona-mi-ai flocii cu saliva

Manca-mi-ai cacatu

Ma cac pe tine

Te fut in gura

Muie cu sloboz

Cacatule

Ma sui pe mata ca-n ciresh

Futa-te pula calului

Beamea-ai coaiele cu paiul

Tragemea-si pula pa mormantu' lu' mata

Spala-te pe dinti cu slobozii mei

Ma cac pe ma-ta

Futut la creier

Futu-ti mamarea-n bot

Tuti Dumnezeii mati

Futus Pizda Masi

Sa te fut la umeri-craci

Linge-mi-ai slobozul din pizda

Poponar jegos

Sugi pula

Vzebnut'

Kakogo huya!?

Baga-tias curul in muie de cal

Te futi in cur?

Sugi nasu la mort

Ia mielu

Sa-mi bei din pula

Ma pis pe tine

Curva

Tarfa

Rapandula

Papacioaca

Traseista

Tichetista

Fufa

Du-te-n pizda ma-tii!

Mancati-as ochii!

Manca-mi-ai!

Te trag în pula!

'Tutz biserica ma-tii!

Manca-mi-ai flocii!

Sa ma tragi de floci (cu dintii)!

Sa-mi speli flocii din cur cu limba!

Manca-mi-ai de sub coada!

Ma rozi de pula!

Imi dai limbi in pula!

Manca-m-ai de pula!

Suge-mi-ai pula!

Ma-ta-i curva!

Ma-ta-i proasta!

Ma-ta-i de cacat!

Ma cac/pis in gura ta!

Te fut în gât!

Parasuta

Balcoane

Popou

Buci

E futabila

E fututa-n cur



English Translation

Fuck your relatives

Testicles

Fuck your ass

Fuck your mother's luck

Fuck your tongue

Suck my underwear

Suck my socks

Are you horny?

Eat my dick

Lick my cunt

Stick some wire in your nostril

I shit on your eyes

To jerk off

One who masturbates

Bastard

Whore

Bitch

Fuck you down the throat

Farthead

It's not worth a fart

Kiss my ass

Fuck your ass

What the fuck do you want?

Look at her swinging her ass

Get lost before I kick your ass

To shit

Shit

You talk shit

What's this shit?

Eat my shit

Shithead

You are a shithead

To suck cock (lit. to receive fellatio)

He sucked my cock

She sucked his cock

No one sucks cock like her

To lick cunt

Go to hell

May you belong to the devil

Fuck

To fuck

Fuck your ass, idiot

Fuck your throat, you bastard

Fuck your mouth, you bastard

Fuck your nostril, you bum

Fuck you!

Fuck your mom

Asshole

Hey, you asshole!

Clit

To piss

I piss in your mouth

He was so scared he wet his pants

Your mother's cunt

Cunt

Fuck your mother's cunt, you bastard

Do you want some cunt?

I smell a cunt

Fag, cocksucker

Put your tongue in my ass

Lick my pussy

Fuck me

Whore

Your mom's pussy

Cocksucker

May I fuck your mother

Cum

What did that cocksucker want?

Kiss my ass

Fuck the dead people on your mother's side

Horse dick

Your eye reeks

Ass

Ass

Ass

Shit

You're a cocksucker

May God fuck you

Fuck your mom in the ass

Whorehouse

Whore

Loser

In your mom's Easter

Loser

Loser

A chicken-shit

Up the ass

Gipsy

Poorly educated

Stupid

Cute pussy

Son of a whore

Your mom's a whore

I don't give a fuck

Pimp

Shitty

Fellatio

Dick sucker (male)

Dick sucker (female)

Shit eater

Ass face

Bag of shit

Kiss my ass

Suck dick!

Sucker

Farter (female)

Farter (male)

Fart

Whoremonger

Ass

Horny (male)

Horny (female)

Female masturbation

Male masturbation

I'm in shit (lit. I jerked it off)

A cocksucker (male)

A cocksucker (female)

Drink my cum

Lick my cunt

Idiot (lit. stupid farm animal)

Dog shit

Stinking whore

Dirty whore

Dumb cunt

Bitch

You sperm cell (male)

I'd fuck your mouth through your ass

Blowjob

Asshole

Asshole

Queer

Idiot

Imbecile

Fucked up

Spaz

Bastard

Cretin

Gypsy

Fatso

Dick

Cunt

Stupid face (lit. Cocksucker face)

Blind

Fat

Anorexic

Clumsy

Fuck you in the ass on your mother

Fuck your mother's dead

Fuck your mother's funeral meal

Fuck your mother's Easter

Pull up my foreskin

Suck my clit

Suck my dick

Fuck you in the ass

Kiss me

Kiss my ass

Homosexual

Fart

Farter

Fuck your mama's church

May you fuck your mother

Fuck you in the nose!

I piss in your mouth

I dry my socks on your mother's cross

You are a depressed jerk off!

Drag your farts somewhere else!

Lick my ass, you fried dick

I fart in your mother's nose

I vomit shit in your mother's cunt

Fuck your heart

I shit where you kiss

I shit in your mother's pussy

Fuck your dead ones

Let my ass cough in your mouth!

Lick the cheese from my dick's shelves!

I will shit liquidly on your mother's soup

Shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva

Eat my shit

I do shit on you

I fuck your mouth

Blowjob with sperm

You shit

I climb on your mother like in a tree

A horse's dick shall fuck you

Drink my balls with a straw

I'll drag my dick over your mother's grave

Brush your teeth with my sperm

I will shit on your mother

Fucked in the head

Fuck the mouth of your grandma

Fuck your mother's Gods

Mother Fucker

To fuck you (in) shoulders-legs (position)

Lick the cum in my cunt

Dirty gay man

Suck dick

To fuck somebody up

What the fuck are you doing!?

Shove your ass in horse dick.

Are you fucking in your ass?

Suck a dead man's nose

Suck my dick (lit. Take the lamb)

Drink from my dick

I piss on you

Whore

Whore

Whore

Whore

Whore

Whore

Whore

Go back into your mother's cunt!

I'd eat your eyes (gypsy)

Eat my ... ! (gypsy)

I'll impale you with my dick!

Fuck your mother's church!

Eat my Bush!

Pull my pubic hair (with your teeth)!

Lick the hair in my ass clean!

Eat what comes from underneath my tail!

Go gnaw my dick!

Lick my dick!

Eat my dick!

Suck my dick!

Your mom's a whore!

Your mom's an idiot!

Your mom is a big shit!

I shit/piss in your mouth!

I fuck you in your throat/cunt

Whore

Boobs

Ass

Ass cheeks

She's good for a fuck!

She's fucked up in the ass



Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat



Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off my shit



Ce pula mea vrei?



What the fuck do you want? (lit. What in my dick do you want?)



Te fut in cur pana-ti plombez cariile



I'll fuck you up the ass till I fix your dental decays



Te bat de te caci pe tine



I'm going to beat you until you shit your pants



Te sparg la buci



I'll fuck your ass until it cracks
(lit. I'll break your ass)



M-a futut



To fuck someone over (lit. he fucked me)



Sugi pula si cu curu si cu gura



Suck my dick with your asshole and your mouth



Du-te dracu cu mata aia curva



Go to hell with that whore you have as a mother



Futu-ti icoana pizdelor matii



Fuck your mother's pussy icon



Da-mi-ai limbi in cur sa-mi ciufulesti cacatul



Stick your tongue in my ass and dishevel my shit



Caca-m-as cu bucati de pula in pizda matii



I shit dick pieces in your mother's pussy



Sufla-ti-as cu curul in lingura cand te arde ciorba la gura



I can blow farts in your spoon when the soup is too hot for you



Spala-te pe dinti ca vin cu pula in inspectie



Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon!



Futu-ti in cur albina de pe mormintul mamei matii


Fuck the bee from your mother's mother's grave in the ass


Plimba-mi-ash coaiele pe coliva ma~tii din bomboana~ i^n bomboana~



I take my balls on your mother's funeral meal from one candy to the next



Usca-mi-as chilotii pe crucea lu' mata



I would like to dry my underpants on your mother's tomb stone




Sa ma cac în pizda ma-tii cu bucati de pula.



I shit in your mom's pussy with pieces of dick



Scuza-ma, am tot cautat si nu mi-am gasit pula. Pot arunca o privire în gura ma-tii?



Excuse me, I've been searching for my dick for some time now but I can't seam to find
it. Can I take a look in your mom's pussy?



Ma-ta e atât de grasa ca NASA a lansat un satelit în jurul ei.



Your mom is so fat that the guys at NASA launched a satellite around her.



Ma-ta e atât de urâta, ca Guvernul Statelor Unite a mutat Halloween-ul de ziua ei de
nastere.



Your mom is so ugly that the government of the USA moved the Halloween on her birthday.



Daca as fi avut la momentul potrivit 1$, acum as fi fost tatal tau.



If I would have had 1$ at the right time I could have been your dad.



Ma-ta e atât de grasa ca lumea face jogging în jurul ei.



Your mom is so fat that people jog around her.



Ma-ta e atât de grasa ca are propriul ei cod postal.



Your mom is so fat that she has her own zip code.



Sugi pula si cu curu si cu gura.



Suck my dick with both your ass and mouth



Dar te mai doare in cur de pula mea?



But does your ass still hurt because of my dick?


Baga-mi-as pula in albina care va suge nectarul de pe floarea mormantului ma-tii.


I'd put my dick into the bee who'll suck the nectar from the flower on your mother's grave.


Te joci cu curu prin fata pulii sculate


Don't show your ass in the front on my rising dick


Rupe-s-ar jugu, tragand boii pizda din mata


Let the chains be broken while the bulls are ripping out your mom's pussy


Rupe-mi-s-ar pula in curul tau!


I'll fuck your ass until my prick will break apart!


Nu te supara nu stii pe cineva care sa-mi sugi pula?


Sorry, do you know someone to suck my dick?


Pune-te capra


Position yourself doggy style (lit. put yourself she-goat style) 


Bot she fut ca machina de ca sute


I fuck and punch fast and hard like a sewing machine


Lua-ti-as mortii-n pula de urechi


May I take your dead on my dick by their ears


Uscami-as pampersii pe crucea matii 


May I dry my pampers on your mother's cross (lit. I should dry my pampers on your mother's cross)


Baga-mi-as pula-n ma-ta ca te-a fatat viu


Fuck your mother because she gave birth to you alive.


Sa-mi frec pula de cancerul ma-tii pana se vindeca


I'll rub my dick against your mother's cancer until it heals.


Imi dai limbi în pizda si te opresti când îti spun eu!


Eat my pussy and don't stop until I tell you to do so!


Bagate-as in pizda ma-tii!


I'd send you back into your mother's cunt!


Ce te-as mai trimite la origini!


I'd send you back to your origins (i.e. your mother's cunt)


Te bag in pizda ma-tii ca sa-ti dau muie cand fut!


I'll stick you back into your mother's cunt, so you can suck my dick when I fuck!


Duce-te-ai in pizda ma-tii ca sa-i faci laba lu ala micu cand te fut in cur!


Go back into your mother's cunt so that you can help your unborn brother jerk off while I fuck you in the ass!


'Tutz 'mniezcrishtii shi anafura ma-tii!


Fuck your mother's God and all her holy things!


Ce mortii ma-tii vrei, ma?


What the fuck do you want? (lit. What your mother's dead ones do you want)


O fute de-i sar plombele!


He fucks her so hard, her dental fillings are coming off.


Te bag in mortii ma-tii!


I'll send you back with your mother's dead ones!


Nu ma mai fute la cap!


Stop bothering me! (lit. Stop fucking me in the head), more like "Fuck off!"



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[info]french_man@lj
2004-01-23 18:42 (ссылка)
Очень хорошо. У меня два румына-соавтора, теперь я им выдам.

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(Анонимно)
2006-06-01 13:13 (ссылка)
alkooliki xyevi dobralisi so svoimi matami i do Ruminov. Vasim babam vsio ravno na kakom iazike ich prosiat brati...

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[info]chuchello@lj
2004-01-23 20:53 (ссылка)
блеск. передам одной моей знакомой, которая не может найти общий язык с молдаванами.

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[info]gera@lj
2004-01-24 00:13 (ссылка)
А где же самое, так сказать, основное - duten pula?

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[info]enot@lj
2004-01-24 11:16 (ссылка)
pula=dick...that's all I can get, help me here.
Вы по-молдавски знаете, верно?

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[info]gera@lj
2004-01-24 13:13 (ссылка)
Должен бы... Но мои знания ограничиваются, главным образом, этой фразой :) Dute = иди.

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блин а я все думал что же моя фамилия означает =)
[info]martalog@lj
2005-02-09 14:16 (ссылка)
martalog - loser
=)))

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[info]rydel23@lj
2004-01-24 13:11 (ссылка)
dute-n pula (dute in pula), только i = ы (і с птичкой перевёрнутой).

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[info]ge_m@lj
2004-01-26 02:30 (ссылка)
Вот-вот! Спасибо за вопрос, я тоже напряжённо искал в списке.
Некогда мы с моим закарпатско-венгерским приятелем и его папой ездили по их закарпатским местам и неоднократно проезжали вдоль тогда ещё румынско-советской границы. Папа неизменно опускал стекло машины, приветствовал другую сторону воплем "дутен пула!" и ехал дальше.
Я был уверен, что "пула" - "жопа". Ан нет.

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[info]ex_tipharet@lj
2004-01-24 05:20 (ссылка)

Какой красивый поэтичный язык!
Спасибо

Такие дела
Миша

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I will shit liquidly on your mother's soup!
[info]syarzhuk@lj
2004-01-24 08:54 (ссылка)
И ещё это понравилось:
Fuck the bee from your mother's mother's grave in the ass
Очень образный язык

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Re: I will shit liquidly on your mother's soup!
[info]rydel23@lj
2004-01-24 13:13 (ссылка)
> Fuck the bee from your mother's mother's grave in the ass
> Очень образный язык

У рэальным жыцьці ані малдаваны, ані румынцы нажаль так не брыдкасловяць. Прынамсі за чатыры гады ніводнага разу ня выпала радасьці пачуць такога шматпавярховага. :)

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Re: I will shit liquidly on your mother's soup!
[info]enot@lj
2004-01-24 16:24 (ссылка)
Пытаюсь перевести:
"на самом деле ни молдаване, ни румыны так не сквернословят. Примерно за 4 года ни разу не выпала радость услышать такое [не могу угадать - шматпавярховага]"

Но на мой взгляд, там по крайней мере три четверти материала весьма реалистично выглядит.

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Re: I will shit liquidly on your mother's soup!
[info]rydel23@lj
2004-01-25 00:29 (ссылка)
[не могу угадать - шматпавярховага]" = многоэтажный. :)))

> Но на мой взгляд, там по крайней мере три четверти материала весьма реалистично выглядит.

Да, согласен. Я тоже очень многое із этого услышать.

> Пытаюсь перевести

Good job!

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(Анонимно)
2004-01-24 14:03 (ссылка)
Замечательно. Многое почерпнул: pizda, curva, и, особeнно, cur, как источник curva, ну и по мелочи - popou, e futabila с латинскими суффиксами, cacatule...

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[info]manyam@lj
2004-01-25 01:38 (ссылка)
Необходимое дополнение к классике кино.

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Do most Romanians speak Russian?
(Анонимно)
2005-11-06 17:28 (ссылка)
Do most Romanians also speak Russian? Why is there so much Russian in these posts?

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Re: Do most Romanians speak Russian?
[info]enot@lj
2005-11-06 18:40 (ссылка)
??? My posts are clearly in Russian.

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LOL
(Анонимно)
2006-03-17 13:06 (ссылка)
lol

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cool
(Анонимно)
2006-04-25 11:47 (ссылка)
mijto buey...sa mai retin si eu cateva;) si app dc sunt atatea hieroglife p-aici:)):P...

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Help me
[info]ewxhftgp@lj
2011-04-30 02:22 (ссылка)
people, I really need to buy tramadol,won't they cheat here (http://ping.fm/o6NIt/)?

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