Prepare to die (Private letters 22-28 of 36)
On 7/27/2005 6:57 PM [male correspondent]wrote:
We've had dinner, not "dinner." Maybe we could just have sex in front of the kids! It will remind Tanya of when she started hating me at like 2 years old.

No sex, no "dinner." You don't think I'd just go out with you for the witty conversation, do you?

I'm a virgin again. No sex in a very very very very very long time... Like the magnet you gave me!

On 7/27/2005 7:18 PM [enot (female)] wrote:
I'll try to find a different magnet to break the spell!

On 7/27/2005 7:34 PM [male correspondent]wrote:
I thought you were my new magnet ;-)

On 7/27/2005 9:50 PM [enot (female)] wrote:
Cheap!
I have spirochete in my blood. Why would you risk contracting it?
Besides I'm in love with a few good men. I'll tell you all about it when we meet.
Deal?
Yours, --[enot]

On 7/27/2005 11:19 PM [male correspondent]wrote:
fine, nobody has sex with me!

On 7/28/2005 9:51 AM [enot (female)] wrote:
I'm no "nobody", I'm perfectly "somebody in particular", aren't I?
Somehow single girls around me all vanished, so I can't arrange you a date.
I can fix you up with single men who are in the same position.
Looking for dates, I mean. For female dates. See - I do care about you.
--[enot]

On 7/28/2005 10:03 AM [male correspondent]wrote:
Good, then, we'll have great "fun."

To be continued