Присоединяйтесь: silly college rhymes
The rules: at least one college name should be mentioned. There should be а rhyme. Poems do not have to make sense. Making sense is a special bonus and I'll bake you "mazurka" cookies if you make sense in 6 poems (6 is my lucky number).

Beginning

Clark.
You are a mark* -
you go to Clark
(very insulating, I know, but it rhymes this way).


Bard - your lucky card.
A place to think (c),
If you are smart.
A place to sink
And fell apart
For the nose hard.
Bard...

Университет Иешива -
Учат вовсе не паршиво

Пошел в РИСДИ -
ты слишком-то не [очевидно, что дальше неприлично]

Брандейс -
В степи, где сумрачно и голо,
Где дует знойный суховей,
Я встретил как-то раз монгола,
Он мне сказал: „Азохен вей!“

— Вейс мир, земеля! — я ответил. —
Шма Исраэль, шолом шабат!
Тебя я очень кстати встретил:
Еврей монголу — друг и брат...
Игорь Иртеньев

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* Mark - noun. A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. It's origin is from old English traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see thier made up shows and games a "mark". not from urban gangsters like most people think. Mark is also the origin to the term "smark" or "smart mark" which is a person who know's he/she is being scamed. (Urban Dictionary)