Warning: this post is obscene: proceed with caution
Вот перевод (пересказ) на английский произведения юзера pintrader «Инь и Янь». Перевод, насколько я помню, мой и юзера realmagazinnik.
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Yin / Yang

1

Cuntlets cunted out: got to cunt, cunting on and on with cuntly cuntings.
Here cunt the Cuntors, the Cuntlets cunting through and through.
Too cunty to cunt away, too cunty for cuntback.
“You cunt-up Cuntlets!” – the Cuntors cunted.
The Cuntlets’ cunting got cuntless.
The Cuntfest got cuntier and cuntier.
The Cuntors cunted on with cunting.
The Cuntlets couldn’t cunt up.
You Cuntors!
You Cuntors!
The Cuntors cunted at the Cuntlets on.

Here cunt the Cunt-ups and on with cunting.
“The Cuntlets to the Cunt-ups!”
The Cuntlets to the Cunt-ups!”
And the Cuntors cunted:
“The Cuntlets to the Cuntors!”
“The Cuntlets to the Cuntors!
The Cuntfest cunted into Cuntstock.
The Cuntlets’ cunting cunted down.

The Cuntors cunted at the Cunt-ups,
The Cunt-ups cunted at the Cuntors.
The Cuntlets can’t cunt the cunt out.
The Cuntors got the Cunt-ups on.
The Cunt-ups cunted the Cuntors up.
And then the Cuntors got cunted,
And the Cuntors got the cunt out.

And the Cunt-ups got the Cuntlets up and on, o yes!
The Cuntlets cunted out.
And the Cunt-ups cunted out,
But the Cuntors outcunted, but the Cuntors outta cunt.
And the cunt of this cunting is out:
If you cunt on at cunts, you be cunted!


2
The prick pricked down the prickroot.
The prickroot pricked up, unprickly prickful.
The prick pricked the prickroot, pricked it out, pricked it out – no pricking pricking!
The prick’s pricksha pricked in.
The pricksha pricked the prick, the prick pricked the prickroot: pricked it out, pricked it out – no pricking pricking!
The pricksha’s prickling pricked in.
The prickling pricked the pricksha, the pricksha pricked the prick, the prick pricked the prickroot: pricked it out, pricked it out – no pricking pricking!
The pricklet pricked in.
The pricklet pricked the prickling, the prickling pricked the pricksha, the pricksha pricked the prick, the prick pricked the prickroot: pricked it out, pricked it out – no pricking pricking!
The pricklet’s pricklen pricked in.
The pricklen pricked the pricklet, the pricklet pricked the prickling, the prickling pricked the pricksha, the pricksha pricked the prick, the prick pricked the prickroot: pricked it out, pricked it out – and pricked off the pricking prickroot!