"Ну да, мы готовим к столу троцкистов. Жарим, тушим, варим, добавляем к салатам. Мы заготовили на пошлой неделе два центнера троцкистов", - говорит нам директор ресторана (я считаю в уме: это же три человека!), - "Но на этой, думаю, хватит и 150 килограмм. ..."

напомнило из совсем другой оперы:

- Do you have dealers who also specialise in Mogwai meat? I recently lost my usual supplier and am in desperate need of a new and reliable supplier. Typically for good quality imported Mogwai meat my company pay $2,700 per kilo (that is for the smoked Mogwai meat). I would be very interested in importing regular supplies if you are able to arrange this.

- Yes i have a dealer who specialised in Mogwai meat,i spoke to him concerning supplying your company as you request.He export the smoke and unsmoke mogwai meat at the rate of $2,550 per kilos.

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- Thank you for your email, however a livestock importation certificate is of no use to me. I do not wish to import livestock, I wish to import deadstock.

- THERE IS NO PROMBLE WE DEAL IN BOTH LIVESTOCK AND DEADSTOCK,AND WE SHIPPED ALL OVER THE WORLD IF YOU WNAT TO BUY DEADSTOCK FROM US THAT IS OKAY AND WE WILL LIKE TO BE ONE OF OUR CUTOMER

- Thank you for your reply and it is good to learn that you also deal with deadstock. Please do not forget to send me a list of the deadstock that you deal in. We would be interested in the following deadstock:

Antelope
Lesser Spotted Gibbon
African Squawk Deer
Camel Humps
Kangaroo
Chucklefish
Three footed horseferret
Mancunian Haggis
Mogwai
Elephant Wings
Herbian Dog Liver
Albanian Cheese Hedgehog

If you have stock of any of the above meat products I would be very interested, and also if you supply any other types of meat products then please do let me know, along with the prices per kilo.

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