Of course we all know how popular and important sodas are to American culture.

Our drinks bring healing and truth to not only America but to the rest of the world too! They guzzle our drinks that we so selflessly distribute to the rest of the world!

And of course dearest most beloved President Donald J. Trump is a devoted soda drinker! I myself will drink soda too! Now I prefer sweet tea to soda but I will indulge as it is a cultural obligation!

God bless America! And happy 250th!