(Satire) Right-wing Americans and FBI

(satire) *[Right-wing Americans] Explain Why They Do Not Trust The FBI.*

It is customary to describe right-wing Americans as "conservative," and there was some truth in that back when progressives/liberals had powerful campaigns for changes. Today's followers of the corrupter are in no way "conservative."

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