(satire) Nonthreatening Eunuch Driver

(satire) *New Uber Feature Allows Women To Request Nonthreatening Eunuch Driver.*

(satire) To make this work, Uber contracted to Google the development of an app to recognize automatically whether a driver is a eunuch. Reports say that it got confused when first used by women drivers, because it had not encountered any in its training.

(serious) Why not to do business with Uber.

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