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horny

ну и как их можно не любить :-))
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, D@mn...we f*cked
up...but that sh!t was fun!"?

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your sh!t so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' azz that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Friends are for a while.
BLACK FRIENDS: Friends are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"B*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste !!


WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*ck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will pass it on to share with the rest of their BLACK
FRIENDS!!!