Краткий экскурс в мир китайского
Слева приведены слова и выражения используемые в мандаринском диалекте(на нем разговаривает почти весь китай за исключением гонконга (там используется кантонский диалект) и тайваня (там разговаривают на измененном мандаринском)). Справа английский эквивалент.

Mandarin (Chinese) - English Translation

Zhu tou - Pig head
Gin wo de pi gu - Kiss my ass
Gan ni niang - Motherfucker
Gou shi - Dog shit
Ni shi bai chi - You are an idiot
Ni shi hun dan - You are a rotten egg
Ni shi sha gua - You are a fool
Si lang gou - Dead man doggie
Tong xing lian - Gay
Cao ni ma - Fuck your mother
Ta ma de! - Oh Shit!
Wo cao - (I) fuck
Chu shi fook - Smelly asshole
Shen jing bing - Lunatic
Sha gua - Retard (lit. stupid melon)
Chun zi - Moron
Wang ba dan - Bastard
Chou wang ba dan - Lousy bastard
Ji nv - Whore
Mai bi - Buy pussy
Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai - Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors
Ha bang - Suck one's dick
Ha wo deh bang - Suck my dick
Tian yin - Eat pussy
Gan ni ba - Fuck your dad
Gan ni lao shi - Fuck your teacher (for not teaching you)
Chi shi! - Go eat shit! (Equivalent to "Fuck off!")
Diao - Dick, cock
Ji ba - Dick, cock
Nee yin - Vagina (polite)
Ji bai - Pussy (bad insult to a man)
Bo ba - Huge tits
Too zai zi - Son of a rabbit
Yangwei - Impotent
Da diao - Big dick
Yin yang ren - Hermaphrodite
Lao mao - Pimp
Pi tiao ke - Trick (prostitute's client)
Gao wan - Testicles
Chou ba guai - Ugly as hell
Gan tsao - To fuck
Zi wei - Masturbate
Yang gui zi - Foreign devil
Cao ni ma! - Fuck your mother!
Fang pi - To fart (lit. to let your ass go)
Langun - Dick (lit. man root)
Ni meiyou langun - You have no dick!
Ni juede wo hen ben ma? - Do you think I'm an idiot?
Ni shi pian zi! - You are a cheat!
Ni xin tai hei le! - Your heart is black!
Yanse lang - Male whore (lit. colored wolf)
Se mi mi de ren - Lecherous
Si san ba - Bitch
Ni male ge bi - Your mother's a cunt
Chou san ba - Bitch
Hu li jing - Bitch (a flirtatious woman)
Shabi - Dumb cunt (used like motherfucker)
Da Shabi - Big dumb cunt
Cho yade - Smelly slave wench
Cho ji bai - Smelly cunt
Da shou qiang - Masturbate
Wo cao ni ba bei zi zu zong - Fuck eight generations of your ancestors
Ni ya lian zhang de gen lan bi shi de - You have a face like a rotting cunt
Gun dan - Fuck off
Pi hua - Bullshit
Chee jiao - Eat my dick (lit: eat banana)
Gan ni lao ma pi gu - Fuck your mother's ass
Qu di yu - Go to hell!
Wo cao ni ye ye de sao pi yan - Fuck your grandfather's piss stinking arsehole
Ni you piao liang de lv mao zi - Your wife is cheating on you (lit. you have a pretty green hat)

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