>Правда, справедливость, суд - это
>конечная цель развития и высшее достижение

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

No changes occur.

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How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?

The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?

The bucket.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

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If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Государство это зло, но институт "права" это просто полный
и бесконечный инферналитет. Люди, которые надрачивают на суды,
ничем не лучше людей, которые надрачивают на гебе. Это стукачи,
никакой разницы.

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