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"Play by Play to help you avoid this nonsense because the video is fucking boring and downright pointless.
1. Doesn't start till 3:30min in. Everything before that is him fumblefucking with his mobile hotspot.
2. 4-6Min: Plays a shitty rap song (I'm sure this inspired him to kill Jews for sure), after fumblefucking with a shotgun.
3. 6min: "Nobody expects the internet SS" still can't fucking drive a car
4. 7min: Tosses a flashbang over the wall of the synagogue? Defeated by a stuck wooden door. He obviously has a low athletics skill.
5. 8min: We get to see his arsenal of explosive. Sweet jesus he should've driven in there and lit them all off and gone up like Hiroshima. NOTE: He still hasn't done shit but throw a smoke bomb
6. 830: Uses a bomb to open the door. Still fucking fails, should've brought thieves picks. Stupid barbarian.
7. 9min: Kills an old woman because he's dumb. shoots the tires in his cars. Now he can't get away.
8. 10min: Once again a door blocks his way and he can't open it.
9. 11min: Attempts to 360 no scope some old dude who checks the body, fails at fucking pulling the trigger. Drops ammo everywhere. Old dude drives off.
10. 1130: Shoots a door in frustration. Door still stands.
11. 13min: Starts throwing bombs over the wall, they don't go off.
12 14min in: with him failing to do jack shit he drives off listening to some weeb anime music, his tire is blown and you can hear it.
13 1430: "Sorry guys I tried to kill some mutts and failed like the loserkin I am" You got that right Hans.
14: 15min: NEW SPOT! HE CAN DO IT! God this music sucks, like i"m at a bad japanese restaurant.
15. 16min: He throws another 'bomb' into a deli or something. An old woman looks at him in disbelief, he ignores her and starts shooting up the resteraunt
16. 1610-30: He goes in tries to shoot the person working there, his gun jams, tries to shoot another old dude, gun jams. DROPS ANOTHER FUCKING MAGAZINE.
17. 1630-45: two employees hide behind a coke vending machine, he tries to shoot them, his gun jams. One runs away, the other cries. Crying dude was shot and killed. Shoulda ran like the other guy or hid behind a door.
18. 1730min: throws his discarded magazine in frustration. Goes back to his car. We now have the same techno weeb shitty music.
19. 1815: Takes shotgun out from his car, aims at some rando, dude runs, he shoots him and fucking misses. GREAT AIM THERE HANS!
20. 1840: drops streaming cam upside down , gets in car and raves to the stream that he sucks and can't shoot/hit shit, and is a failure. Drives off in his shitty car.
21. 20min in: Tries to run down two more people with a shot gun, shoots at them, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!‽? If you said "He missed!" you'd be right. First sound of police sires in the distance
22. 2030-2120: Goes back into resteraunt, shoots dead employee again. I guess I was wrong there were two employees, just one. He hits the dead guy twice three times with shotgun blasts. +10XP
23. 22min: FINALLY THE ADULTS ARRIVE. Cops barricade both ends of the street and block him in. He shoots a shotgun at the cops that have to be 100+ feet away. Very effective use of ammo. Oh he's using a homemade shotgun, no wonder it's garbage. Shoulda bought a real one from all the refugees flooding his LOVELY country.
24. 2310: Now the cops are shooting at him. Thank christ.
25. 24min: He gets through the barricade(?). he's driving somewhere now. Now he apologizes to everyone for being a shitty human being and a lousy marksman. Needs more levels in Ranger for sure.
26. 2745min: You see he's been injured in his neck? Not sure from what. EDIT: It was from his homemade shotgun backfiring on him. Another person who believes in testing in Production.
27. 28min: "So guys this was my action, I'm a complete loser, I will discard the smartphone." Tosses phone out the window.
THE. FUCKING. END
What did we learn here:
1. Making your own weapons is dumb and prone to fail. Homemade shotguns are for weebs.
2. If you have bombs use them all, don't save them, you don't get Supply Crate drops in action.
3. Have Strong Doors. Defeats 9/10 active shooters.
4. Run and THEN hide. Everyone that ran survived. Those that hid died.
5. If you decide to do this, make sure you play Taylor Swift instead of weeb k-pop music. That'll blow people's minds more than any of your autistic ammo will.
6. Don't be Exceptional and Don't go on a random shooting spree"
"Play by Play to help you avoid this nonsense because the video is fucking boring and downright pointless.
1. Doesn't start till 3:30min in. Everything before that is him fumblefucking with his mobile hotspot.
2. 4-6Min: Plays a shitty rap song (I'm sure this inspired him to kill Jews for sure), after fumblefucking with a shotgun.
3. 6min: "Nobody expects the internet SS" still can't fucking drive a car
4. 7min: Tosses a flashbang over the wall of the synagogue? Defeated by a stuck wooden door. He obviously has a low athletics skill.
5. 8min: We get to see his arsenal of explosive. Sweet jesus he should've driven in there and lit them all off and gone up like Hiroshima. NOTE: He still hasn't done shit but throw a smoke bomb
6. 830: Uses a bomb to open the door. Still fucking fails, should've brought thieves picks. Stupid barbarian.
7. 9min: Kills an old woman because he's dumb. shoots the tires in his cars. Now he can't get away.
8. 10min: Once again a door blocks his way and he can't open it.
9. 11min: Attempts to 360 no scope some old dude who checks the body, fails at fucking pulling the trigger. Drops ammo everywhere. Old dude drives off.
10. 1130: Shoots a door in frustration. Door still stands.
11. 13min: Starts throwing bombs over the wall, they don't go off.
12 14min in: with him failing to do jack shit he drives off listening to some weeb anime music, his tire is blown and you can hear it.
13 1430: "Sorry guys I tried to kill some mutts and failed like the loserkin I am" You got that right Hans.
14: 15min: NEW SPOT! HE CAN DO IT! God this music sucks, like i"m at a bad japanese restaurant.
15. 16min: He throws another 'bomb' into a deli or something. An old woman looks at him in disbelief, he ignores her and starts shooting up the resteraunt
16. 1610-30: He goes in tries to shoot the person working there, his gun jams, tries to shoot another old dude, gun jams. DROPS ANOTHER FUCKING MAGAZINE.
17. 1630-45: two employees hide behind a coke vending machine, he tries to shoot them, his gun jams. One runs away, the other cries. Crying dude was shot and killed. Shoulda ran like the other guy or hid behind a door.
18. 1730min: throws his discarded magazine in frustration. Goes back to his car. We now have the same techno weeb shitty music.
19. 1815: Takes shotgun out from his car, aims at some rando, dude runs, he shoots him and fucking misses. GREAT AIM THERE HANS!
20. 1840: drops streaming cam upside down , gets in car and raves to the stream that he sucks and can't shoot/hit shit, and is a failure. Drives off in his shitty car.
21. 20min in: Tries to run down two more people with a shot gun, shoots at them, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!‽? If you said "He missed!" you'd be right. First sound of police sires in the distance
22. 2030-2120: Goes back into resteraunt, shoots dead employee again. I guess I was wrong there were two employees, just one. He hits the dead guy twice three times with shotgun blasts. +10XP
23. 22min: FINALLY THE ADULTS ARRIVE. Cops barricade both ends of the street and block him in. He shoots a shotgun at the cops that have to be 100+ feet away. Very effective use of ammo. Oh he's using a homemade shotgun, no wonder it's garbage. Shoulda bought a real one from all the refugees flooding his LOVELY country.
24. 2310: Now the cops are shooting at him. Thank christ.
25. 24min: He gets through the barricade(?). he's driving somewhere now. Now he apologizes to everyone for being a shitty human being and a lousy marksman. Needs more levels in Ranger for sure.
26. 2745min: You see he's been injured in his neck? Not sure from what. EDIT: It was from his homemade shotgun backfiring on him. Another person who believes in testing in Production.
27. 28min: "So guys this was my action, I'm a complete loser, I will discard the smartphone." Tosses phone out the window.
THE. FUCKING. END
What did we learn here:
1. Making your own weapons is dumb and prone to fail. Homemade shotguns are for weebs.
2. If you have bombs use them all, don't save them, you don't get Supply Crate drops in action.
3. Have Strong Doors. Defeats 9/10 active shooters.
4. Run and THEN hide. Everyone that ran survived. Those that hid died.
5. If you decide to do this, make sure you play Taylor Swift instead of weeb k-pop music. That'll blow people's minds more than any of your autistic ammo will.
6. Don't be Exceptional and Don't go on a random shooting spree"
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