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Пишет Misha Verbitsky ([info]tiphareth)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo

As far as I'm concerned, all of this airport security, all
the searches, the screenings, the cameras, the questions,
it's just one more way of reducing your liberty, and
reminding you that they can fuck with you anytime they
want... as long as you put up with it... as long as you
put up with it; which means of course anytime they want,
cause that's what Americans do now, they're always willing
to trade away a little of their freedom in exchange for
the feeling, the illusion of security.

What we have now is a completely neurotic population
obsessed with security and safety and crime and drugs and
cleanliness and hygiene and germs... there's another thing...
germs. Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in
this country? Have you noticed this? The media, constantly
running stories about all the latest infections -
salmonella, e-coli, hanta virus, bird flu - and Americans,
they panic easily so now everybody's running around,
scrubbing this and spraying that and overcooking their
food and repeatedly washing their hands, trying to avoid
all contact with germs. It's ridiculous and it goes to
ridiculous lengths. In prisons, before they give you a
lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol! It's
true! Yeah! Well, they don't want you to get an infection!
And you could see their point; wouldn't want some guy to
go to hell and be sick! It would take a lot of the
sportsmanship out of the whole execution. Fear of germs...
why these fucking pussies! You can't even get a decent
hamburger anymore! They cook the shit out of everything
now cause everybody's afraid of food poisoning! Hey,
where's your sense of adventure? Take a fucking chance
will you? You know how many people die in this country
from food poisoning every year? 9000... that's all; it's a
minor risk! Take a fucking chance... bunch of goddamn
pussies! Besides, what do you think you have an immune
system for? It's for killing germs! But it needs practice...
it needs germs to practice on. So listen! If you kill all
the germs around you, and live a completely sterile life,
then when germs do come along, you're not gonna be
prepared. And never mind ordinary germs, what are you
gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your
vital organs into liquid shit? I'll tell you what you're
gonna do... you're gonna get sick, you're gonna die, and
you're gonna deserve it cause you're fucking weak and you
got a fucking weak immune system!

Let me tell you a true story about immunization okay? When
I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam
in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage
okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at
that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died
from polio every year but you know something? In my
neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You
know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our
immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were
tempered in raw shit! So personally, I never take any
special precautions against germs. I don’t shy away from
people that sneeze and cough, I don’t wipe off the
telephone, I don’t cover the toilet seat, and if I drop
food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! Yes I do. Even
if I’m at a sidewalk café! In Calcutta! The poor section!
On New Year’s morning during a soccer riot! And you know
something? In spite of all that so-called risky behaviour,
I never get infections, I don’t get them, I don’t get
colds, I don’t get flu, I don’t get headaches, I don’t get
upset stomach, you know why? Cause I got a good strong
immune system and it gets a lot of practice. My immune
system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully
automatic military assault rifles with night vision and
laser scopes, and we have recently acquired phosphorous
grenades, cluster bombs, and anti-personnel fragmentation
mines. So when my white blood cells are on patrol recon
ordering my blood stream seeking out strangers and other
undesirables, if they see any, ANY suspicious looking
germs of any kind, they don’t fuck around! They whip out
their weapons; they wax the motherfucker and deposit the
unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my colon!
There’s no nonsense, there’s no Miranda warning, there’s
none of that “three strikes and you’re out” shit, first
defense, BAM… into the colon you go! And speaking of my
colon, I want you to know I don’t automatically wash my
hands every time I go to the bathroom okay? Can you deal
with that? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. You know
when I wash my hands? When I shit on them! That’s the only
time. And you know how often that happens? Tops, TOPS, 2-3
times a week tops! Maybe a little more frequently over the
holidays, you know what I mean? And I’ll tell you
something else my well-scrubbed friends… you don’t need to
always need to shower every day, did you know that? It’s
overkill, unless you work out or work outdoors, or for
some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of
filth and garbage every day, you don’t always need to
shower. All you really need to do is to wash the four key
areas; armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. Got that?
Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. In fact, you can save
yourself a whole lot of time if you simply use the same
brush on all four areas!


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