I miss my chijuajua

Как страшно жить! (© sumerk@lj)
"I miss my chijuajua," - рыдаю вместе с Пэрис.

Режиссер-постановщик: Allan Murray and Sean Haines
Текст слов: Allan Murray
В ролях:
Amber Hay - Пэрис Хилтон
James Evans - тюремщик
 Michael Q Schmidt - Заключенный
Вокал - Elizabeth Intza
Собачки Чихуахуа - Zelda и Brigitte

...
I don’t mind
Being confined
To L.A. State prison

Cause I
Would drive with DUI’s
I caused some collisions

They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
And that the sentence is now bonified

How about a jail that won't insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the upper west side
With a water slide
Oh no....

Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can't do time.

Robert Blake and O.J. Simpson
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree.

Ah ah... ah ah...

I went ape
On a sex tape
The Guys all went gaga

Now I must make
My jail escape
I miss my chijuajua.

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs zero.

Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets rehab.

They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody’s B*tch
That can’t do this to me, I’m rich.

Ah ah… ah ah...

And now I am digging a ditch
Ah ah…ah ah…

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