The First Church of Bowling.
Your course down the Alley of Life may have curved and you may have thought you were headed for the Gutter, but you are destined to strike the Head Pin of Life. Learn about the firm grip of the Master's Fingers in the holes of the ball of your soul. Roll fearlessly toward the looming Pins of life's challenges and, as the Pins part before you, thank the expert aim of the Master.
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