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Russian folklore in English( Read more... )
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself–
Fucking piece of iron!!!
Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp
Have no fucking place to swim.
Starlet’s fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
Girls have called me to the party
I decided not to come,
It's because my clothes are ugly
And my dick is a tiny one.
Guy Miron shows such a trick:
Crow is sitting on his dick
And as soon as it starts to croak –
Has he boner on his cock
Old Ivan Ilyich and I
Used to work at a CI
He’s a fuckhead, so am I
Someone’s filched our CI.
My advice to future bride:
Don’t get married, silly!
Morning comes — your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy.
Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"
Coffee pot’s a bit unstable
Dishes fall around
Fucking on a little table
Makes a lot of sound
Two of us — me and my buddy
Giving gifts to everybody
You get daughter, you get son
Patriotic duty’s done
Wife is telling her old man:
«Book me U.S. fare!»
«Stupid cunt! Don’t think you can —
Trains aren’t going there!»
Kids are asking uncle Peck:
Why’s there wire on your neck?
Uncle has no words to spare
Swinging calmly in the air.
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( Read more... )Nick is crossing village slowly - outside it's cold and snowy.But his dick is up and running just in case if something's coming.( Read more... )Girl was swimming in a pondFish got caught up in her cunt.That was one unlucky trout,But that’s what fishing’s all about.( Read more... )Come, Marusya, bring a duck - we will eat and we will fuck.
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