Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka - Polezny rasskaz
November 5th, 2009
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Polezny rasskaz
Zdravstvui! Ya nachinaet pishet mnogo malenki rasskaz. Etot budet net Takoe prosto, but ochen ponyatny!
Ya dumaet, Rasskaz - Etot better for ponimaet Russian People.
Bud umny - chitaet ochen silny vnimatelny for ponimaet about and poluchat mnogo polezny!
Delaetsya more umny and gotov!

Sergey Viktorovich and Nikolay Alexeev

Sergey Viktorovich sidit v dom and imeet nothing to delaet. Etot skuchny and Net interesny, but Sergey Viktorovich otdyhat because rabotaet mnogo time. Etot - vyhodnoe. Sergey Viktorovich est mnogo Net polezny eda. Etot ustaly and Net poluchaet interesny, but imeet povezlo: horoshy rabota and dengi na eda. Kogda net rabota, Sergey Viktorovich imeet nothing to delaet. Sergey Viktorovich zhit v Moskva and tolsty, but imeet dostatok.

V odin vyhodnoy day Sergey Viktorovich ochen silny povezlo poluchaet odin polezny SPAM, but Sergey Viktorovich skazhet NET for prochitaet and dumaet about. Sergey Viktorovich vybrosit polezny SPAM and delaetsya zloy cherez Etot.

- SPAM - Net polezny! - skazhet Tak.
- Etot for glupy and Net for Vzrosly Chelovek! Ya Serious, Vazhny and Otdyhaet after vazhy dolzhnost!
skazhet Takoe and poyti v otdyhaet.

Nikolay Alexeev Net imeet rabota. Etot delaet physical zaryadka every day and imeet horoshy forma, but ne ochen silny because Etot net pomeschaetsya v graphic. Nikolay Alexeev zhit v stary village and imeet malo znaet about razlichny. On bedny, but bodry. Nikolay Alexeev Net poluchaet polezny SPAM cherez ochen silny bedny and Net znaet all polezny of Etot. V Etot stary village SPAM NET imeet vozmozhny dostavka. Ochen stary.

V odin day Nikolay Alexeev poyti v forest za griby for eda. Nikolay Alexeev ochen silny mnogo lubit svezhy oxygen, zima, Russian nature, Russian forest and griby for eda.

V forest horosho! Tut mnogo zveri. And Etot lubit Nikolay Alexeev za dobry character and horoshee forma. Nikolay Alexeev lubit Etot zveri too. And birds! Mnogo oxygen and polezny around!

- Etot forest ochen horoshy - skazhet Nikolay Alexeev and sdelat deep vzdoh.
- Tut prostorny!

Nikolay Alexeev smotret around and vidit SOMETHING v kust. Etot vozmozhny opasny, but Nikolay Alexeev NET imeet strah completely! And horoshy physical forma! Nikolay Alexeev take Etot, nesti v svoe izba and begin to use ponaznacheniyu every day.

After odin year - Nikolay Alexeev delaetsya bogach and priehat zhit v Moskva! Horoshy Rabota, dostatok, Zdorov and General Director nad Sergey Viktorovich. Ne tolsty!



Teper Ya sprashivaet Ty:
KAKOE ETOT NAHODIT NIKOLAY ALEXEEV IN FOREST V PROSHLY YEAR?
If Ty chitaet rasskaz vnimatelny and umny - Ty smozhet davat pravilny otvet na Etot.
Nagrada za pravilnoe otvet - 1 Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™.

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From:[info]marush2006.livejournal.com
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 08:07 am
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I dumau he nashol "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz" v kustah
From:[info]marush2006.livejournal.com
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 08:09 am
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but delal on Spiritual Prisyadka
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 01:30 pm
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Spasibo za tvoe version of otvet na Etot Net prostoe vopros!
From:[info]romulavgust.livejournal.com
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 01:05 pm
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Tam byt Russian skatert-samobranka with Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 01:31 pm
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Etot interesny! Ty uznaet about pravilny or net pravilny later.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 01:19 pm
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I dumaet on nahodit "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" and instrukciya kak delaet VHS v svoy stariy izba.
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 01:28 pm
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Zdravstvui! Net nado byt Anonymous! Nado imeet name! Kogda Ya budet schitaet pravilny otvet na Etot, Ya nado znaet name of author. Ya budet napisat pravilny otvet na Etot later
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From:[info]fram2038
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 05:52 pm
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Etot byl VHS!
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 07:16 pm
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VHS - polezny! Maybe - Etot Tak
From:[info]qiwichupa.livejournal.com
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 07:00 pm
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Etot byl computer with SPAM (Dr.Volz Edition) about polezny "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz" on VHS!
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 07:17 pm
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Etot vozmozhny!
From:[info]ehtamid.livejournal.com
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 07:13 pm
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Etot byl dekorativny Mukhomor for Russian Spirit. Nikolay Alexeev byl delaet physical zaryadka every day, but without spiritual prysyadka, a etot est ochen vazhny especially for Russian People.
Nikolay Alexeev uvidet Mukhomor and Prisest dlya podbiraet etot! Potom at home est etot i povyshaet svoj Spirit. !Finally poluchaet Spiritual Prisyadka!
Then Nikolay Alexeev becomes bogach and pokupaet VHS machine and kurs "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz" and zhivet schastlivy, breathe oxygen and est griby!
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 5th, 2009 - 07:24 pm
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Mukhomor sometimes prinosit polza, but Etot for master of Spiritual Prisyadka only! If Net master - Ty mozhet sdelaetsya silny, but zloy and toshnit. And Net bogach! Ochen opasny! But maybe Ty prav - Nikolay Alexeev imeet horoshy physical forma!
From:[info]ushirojime.blogspot.com
Date:November 6th, 2009 - 02:02 pm
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Etot sovsem net slojny. Ya byl v Moskva i Nikolay Alexeev byl rasskazyvaet to me kak etot sluchaetsa:

Nad Taiga gde guliaet Nikolay Alexeev letaet airplane from Amerika. V Etot sidit krasivy devushka, kotoryi byl v Amerika i poluchaet Dekorativnyi Hleb v podarok ot Dr. Volz. Bez dengi! I Ona v sumochka imeet photo kak Dr. Volz darit Hleb i VHS. I ona hodit v tualet i tam sidit na Ochko i lubovaetsia photo of Dr. Voltz. I tselovat photo i sluchaino (net specially!) roniaet photo v Ochko. I photo of devushka with Hleb, and VHS, and Dr. Volz with otpechatok of devushka's pomada ochen silny mnogo dolgo letaet i popadaet v Taiga gde guliaet Nikolay Alexeev. I eto byl pervy polezny SPAM, kotory popal v derevnia!!! I Nikolay Alexeev uznavaet pro Dr. Volz i VHS i Hleb, i poluchaet Etot from Dr. Volz, i stal bogach i shutit! I on ehat v Moskva i nahodit Etot devushka i jenat! Etot devushka est krasavitsa.

Ty znal pro etot story?
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 6th, 2009 - 04:03 pm
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O! Ya Net znaet Etot part of story! Ty znaet Takoe chelovek - Nikolay Alexeev? Etot tvoe druh?
Etot ochen interesny idea - rassylaet SPAM to diky russian villages from airplanes!
From:[info]ushirojime.blogspot.com
Date:November 6th, 2009 - 04:14 pm
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Ya znaet Nikolay Alexeev ochen malo. No etot on byl rasskazyvaet mne about Phizical Zaryadka i nauchaet nemnogo. Mnogo nauchaet net smog - govorit "Nado pokupaet VHS, tpgda budesh znaet mnogo pro zariadka"
From:[info]afanarizm.livejournal.com
Date:November 7th, 2009 - 02:08 am
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Etot is horoshy rasskaz. dukhopodjomny! and a good primer to do chem Net to do chto kakoi-nibud'. moy versiya is that Nikolay byl nashel magic SPAM v taiga forest and Etot izmenyaet ego zhisn' completely nasovsem. no kak magic SPAM tam in taiga... Ya Net znaet... Etot est' taina. no but Ya nadeyus' to imet pravilny otvet navsjo ravno!

More rasskazy pojaluysta Dr. Volz!
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 7th, 2009 - 11:12 am
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Spasibo za horoshee otsenka of Etot skromnoe rasskaz!
Ty right - v Etot "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" est ochen silno mnogo taina!
Of course Ya budet pishet Takoe rasskaz more, but ochen mnogo of my time uhodit na polezny SPAM for Russian People!
From:[info]2opena.livejournal.com
Date:November 11th, 2009 - 08:39 pm

Only Pravilny otvet & nagrada!

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Volz! My est Odnoselchsne of etot Nikolay Alexeev.
People name nas Jelezny Kulak & Stalnaya Noga.
My est Krisha of Nikolay Alexeev in stary village.
My but les and videt everything with sobswenny glaza!
My znat etot Pravilny Otvet only one only two.
Ty ne mozhet not to give nas nagrada 2 Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!
Ty priehal v Moskwy dal 2 Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!
Esli etot rehsish not so my opasny Russian Muzhiki with Boroda Sibir style!
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 11th, 2009 - 11:44 pm

Re: Only Pravilny otvet & nagrada!

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O! Maybe 1 Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek budet enough?
Ya imeet Net Tak mnogo Etot Polezny Product. Odin. OK?
Net nado privlekaet v Tut boroda! Ya dast Hleb! Ya vsye ponimaet!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 12th, 2009 - 09:30 am
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> Etot vozmozhny opasny, but Nikolay Alexeev NET imeet strah completely!
> And horoshy physical forma! Nikolay Alexeev take Etot,
> nesti v svoe izba and begin to use ponaznacheniyu every day.

он нашел в кустах жену!?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 12th, 2009 - 02:22 pm
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ʇǝʌʇo ʎuןıʌɐɹd ןǝɥɔoɹd ǝɥzn
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From:[info]richard_volz
Date:November 13th, 2009 - 01:06 am
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Etot ochen silny interesny! Etot vozmozhny in Russian village? Nahodit zhena in kust?
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