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September 23rd, 2015
03:51 am

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Etot Tut Postoyanny!
Zdravsvui Druh! Ya sdelal kurs "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz".

V Russia ludi delay zaryadka? America, Canada i Australia delaet "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz"! I ochen lubyat Dr. Volz. I govoryat spasibo mister Volz. Ya pridumal prisyadka especially for russian people.

I posledny: "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz". Etot ochen ochen horoshy! Teper i vtoroe chast


P.S.: Teper est Takoe: [info]polezny@lj.  Etot community for Razumny Chelovek!

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January 30th, 2012
07:36 pm

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About Posevnaya
Posevnaya

Zdravstvui! Etot about Posevnaya!

Nastupilo teply pogoda and mnogoe Russki Chelovek vyshel v ulitsa for Posevnaya. Mnogoe sunny around! NET krupny birds krasivy and gromkoe pesnya! Ochen horoshy and mnogoe trudolubivy! But odin Russki Chelovek NET poyti v Posevnaya. Etot - Nikolay. Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and tihoe inside. Mnogoe Russki Chelovek NET spokoyny! - Pochemu Takoe - NET Nikolay v Posevnaya? Pochemu tihoe v Nikolay's dom?

- Nikolay! - skazhet mnogoe Russki Chelovek. - Posevnaya polezny! Nado vyhodit!
- Ya NET mozhet idti v Posevnaya right now! Ya smotrit VHS about Etot! - otvetit Nikolay.
- Nado NET smotrit VHS, but idti v Posevnaya with us! - skazhet Sergey (Russki Nikolay's Druh)
- Ya budet prihodit v Posevnaya tomorrow! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Etot glupy!
- NET Takoe!

V next day Nikolay vyhodit v Posevnaya and delaet Etot bystry and samy horoshy.

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January 25th, 2012
01:59 pm

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Vitaminny tea
tea

Zdravstvui! Etot about Vitaminny tea!

Vitaminny tea ochen mnogoe polezny and vkusny! Etot NET secret. Prostoe for prigotovit Takoe and NET dorogoe.

Delaet Takoe:
1. Sobiraet polezny trava
2. Dobavlyaet kipyatok
3. Enjoy!

Nikolay ochen lubit Etot and use Takoe everyday. Mnogoe zdorov and horoshy forma. One time Sergey (Nikolay's friend. Russki) poprobovat Vitaminny tea and ochen mnogoe polubit Etot.

- Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe! - zakrichit Sergey and pobezhat v svoe dom. - Ochen, ochen silny mnogoe!
- Stop, Sergey! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya hochet skazhet Ty polezny!

But Sergey NET slyshit razumny, because daleko. V svoe dom Sergey sdelat bochka with Vitaminny tea. And vypit mnogoe of Etot. And v next day too. After nekotory time Vitaminny tea - NET vkusny and NET polezny, because prokislo.

Hochet znaet more about Vitaminny tea? Chitaet novy book "All About Polezny"!

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January 21st, 2012
07:07 pm

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Chudesny door
door

Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret - Chelovek lubit razlichny udivitelny and NET obychny. - Etot udivitelny! - govorit razlichny Chelovek and obradovanny. - Etot obychny! - govorit another Chelovek and delatsya skuchny around. Teper NET bolshoe rasskaz about.

One time Anatoly (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) idti v svoe rabota and vidit stranny door. Etot stary and gryazny. Anatoly interesny and delaet try to otkryvaet Etot, but door closed krepkoe.

V next day Anatoly pokazat Udivitelny door svoe friend Nikolay.

- Etot Udivitelny! - skazhet Anatoly. - But krepkoe closed. Nado otkryvaet Etot!
- Da Takoe! Udivitelny! - otvetit Nikolay - But vozmozhy Etot opasny! NET nado otkryvaet! Nado idti lovit fish with Ya, because horoshy pogoda!
- Etot obychny! - skazhet Anatoly and Nikolay poyti lovit fish.

Anatoly dolgoe dumat (about month or more Takoe) and staraetsya and poluchaet otkryt Udivitelny door. And nahodit inside skuchnoe gryazny, NET udivitelny and obychny. And empty.

Nikolay nahodit some udivitelny and NET obychy v reka and poymat mnogoe krupny fish too. And radostny ulybaetsya.

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January 17th, 2012
04:33 pm

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About ecology
Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogoe polezny of svezhy oxygen!

Nikolay and Sergey - Etot dvoe friends. Russki.

Nikolay - imeet horoshy rabota and prozhivat v downtown of bolshoe gorod. V Moskva. Imeet mnogoe imet: horoshy car, novy VHS-machine, krasivy wife, divan from Ikea and mnogoe novy suits. - Moe life ochen silny otlichny! - skazhet Nikolay. And Nikolay prav.

Sergey - Etot prozhivat v forest, but imeet mnogoe imet too. Takoe like Nikolay and MNOGOE SVEZHY OXYGEN! Etot because forest around.

- Kakoe Etot otlichny - Svezhy Oxygen! - skazhet Sergey and ulybaetsya. Ty, Nikolay NET imeet Takoe!
- Da Takoe. - skazhet Nikolay. - But Ya prozhivaet v downtown! Etot interesnoe!
- Downtown - sucks! - skazhet Sergey and poyti v svoe dom.

After odin year Svegy Oxygen v Etot forest zakonchitsya, cherez plohoe ecology. Sergey NET dovolny.

Nikolay pokupit conditioner.

hare
Etot zayats

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December 24th, 2011
02:27 am

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About zakon!
Zdravstvui! Etot about zakon!
One day Nikolay (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) nadoest rabotaet regularnoe and on Skazhet Takoe: "Mnogoe nadoelo! NET budet delaet Takoe more!" And STOP rabotaet at all! Nadevat Novy suit and hodit v radostny progulka.

- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet horoshee druh-rabochy. - Nado rabotaet! After Etot vozmozhy use nekotory alcohol! Come with Ya v rabotaet for regularnoe!
- Glupy! Rabotaet skuchny! Kakoe krasivy and sunny around! Smotri Kakoe novy suit! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe way radostny.
- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet Milicioner-Sergeant Alexander. - Ty NET rabotaet! If Takoe - Ty budet idti v jail! Hochet Etot?
- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and pechalny.

V next utro Nikolay poyti v rabotaet again, because NET hochet idti v jail.

- Pochemu Etot, Doctor Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET horoshy!
- Etot because Takoe zakon! - otvetit Ya.

russkipole

Russki pole

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December 12th, 2011
05:19 pm

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Mnogoe horoshy
happy

Zdravstvui! Etot about Mnogoe Horoshy!

Mnogoe razny Chelovek hochet poluchaet horoshy and priyatny! "Horoshy and Priyatny - Etot samy luchshy! Etot horoshy way to be Radostny!" - govorit Takoe Chelovek. Polezny Takoe or NET? Etot NET Takoe prosto! Teper korotenky story about.

Sergey Vladimirov mnogoe rabotat and silny ustavat. And poluchat NET bolshoe zarplata. Ochen grustny all time.

- Pochemu Takoe: Mnogoe rabotat and maloe dengi? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov. - Maybe Ya need delaet something completely different? And Etot budet Pomogaet Ya?
- Nado to try VHS! Etot completely different! - skazhet Ya.

Sergey Vladimirov start to use VHS regularny and poluchit krupny summa of dengi. Teper Sergey Vladimirov poluchat mnogoe Horoshy and Priyatny and Radostny every day.

Drugoe Russki Chelovek - Nikolay imeet the same situation and pechalny.

- Ya budet waiting for Horoshy TERPELIVY! - skazhet Nikilay and start to terpet.

After nekotory time Nikolay poluchit krupny summa of dengi too. Teper radostny like Sergey Vladimirov.

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr. Volz? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov and NET Radostny more. - Pochemu Nikolay poluchaet Takoe without delaet something for Etot? Pochemu Ya NET Radostny more?

- NET nado zaviduet! - skazhet Ya.

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December 10th, 2011
01:02 am

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Horoshy mood
One time Nikolay wake up rannee utro and imeet horoshee and vesely mood! Pochistit teeth, sdelaet prichesat hair and poyti v progulka. Idti and ulybaetsya because horoshy mood. And poet pesnya.

After odin hour vidit mnogoe chelovek on svoe way. Etot mnogoe bespokoiny. Silno krichit and serdity. Sometimes somebody poluchaet v morda and NET dovolny.

- Etot stranny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Zachem Takoe mnogoe?
- Etot NET tvoy sobachy delo! - skazhet mnogoe chelovek and prodolzhat krichit.

Nikolay's mood mnogoe isportit, but Nikolay NET stal dozhidaetsya poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom spat.

And mood stalo horoshee again.

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December 2nd, 2011
02:18 am

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Sputnik
sputnik

Zdravstvui! Etot about Russki sputnik!

Ya kupit Takoe Sputnik on flea market NET davno. Stary, but like new. Etot delaet mnogoe uyut in my dom, but my friend Nikolay NET dovolny Etot.

- Zachem Takoe stary Sputnik? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET razumny pokupka! Nado pokupaet novy razny!
- Etot stary, but horoshy! - otvetit Ya.
- Etot NET vozmozhny! Novy - horoshy, Stary - NET rabotaet! - skazhet Nikolay.
- VHS - stary, but polezny! Rabotaet! Takoe? - skazhet Ya. - Glupy building - novy, but NET polezny!
- Da, Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and udivlyenny.

V next day Nikolay pokupat the same Sputnik.

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October 24th, 2011
04:03 pm

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About colors
krasny

Zdravstvui! Etot about razlichny colors!

One time Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and poest sup. Sup - Etot vkusny! Nikolay ulybatsya and syt.

- Kakoe Etot vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Samy horoshy!
- Da, Takoe! Vkusny! - skazhet otvet Tamara. - But NET samy horoshy! Samy horoshy - Etot krasny sup!
- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot NET vozmozhny, because KRASNY - Etot NET priyatnoe color!
- Ya lubit krasnoe! - skazhet Tamara and poyti v magazin.
- STOP, Tamara! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Siny - Etot my favorit color!
- Etot NET vozmozhny Takoe - siny sup. Glupoe! - skazhet Tamara and uhodit away.

Nikolay dolgoe dumat and pozvonit v svoe druh Sergey Vladimirovich.

- Kakoe color samy horoshy? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Etot krasny! - skazhet Sergey Vladimirovich and povesit trubka.

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October 13th, 2011
01:09 pm

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Vegetables
Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables - polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny - mnogoe zdorov! Etot Takoe? Chitaet v TUT!

Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. - Etot Takoe polezny! - skazhet Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. - If Ty poest Etot - budet mnogoe zdorov!

Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka.

- Svetlana, come with us! - skazhet friends. - V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy!
- Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! - otvetit Svetlana and poest one more.

- Svetlana! Nodo idti smotrit novy VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe!
- Vegetables much horoshy! - skazhet Svetlana.

- Teper zima! - skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. - Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya! Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device!
- VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda.

After odin year...

vegetable

Hochet znat more? Chitaet novy book "All About polezny"!

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September 28th, 2011
12:40 am

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About kino



Zdravstvui! Etot about kino.

Ya and my Russki friend Nikolay smotrit Russki kino. Etot mudry and duhovny. Ya lubit Etot kino, but Nikolay NET dovolny at all.

- Zachem we spend mnogoe time for Etot skuchny and maloe colors kino on VHS? Nado idti and poluchaet novy otlichny american kino! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Smotrit vnimatelny, Nikolay, - skazhet Ya. - Smotrit and tiho for ponimaet all polezny of Etot!

Nikolay smotrit nekotory time, but NET terpit and poity for use some Dekorativny Hleb and propustit SAMY INTERESNY!

- Etot NET polezny! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Etot NET polezny because Ty - NET imeet terpit and propustit Samy Interesny! - skazhet Ya.


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August 31st, 2011
02:39 pm

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About razlichny and postoyanny
Zdravstvui! Etot story about razlichny and postoyanny.

- Etot zimny den! Kakoe solnechny and horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay. - Today Ya budet sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV! And use some alcohol!
- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Svetlana. - Ty sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV everyday. And use alcohol too! Today mnogoe solnechny and nado use lyzhy and some sportivny!
- Ya delaet Takoe because Etot postoyanny! Etot budet prinosit polza after nekotory time! If Ty NET delaet something postoyanny - Ty NET poluchaet opyt and polezny practic!
- Ya dumaet that Ty - NET pravilnoe! Etot glupy! Ty - idiot! - skazhet Svetlana and use some alcohol.
- NET Takoe! Etot - razumny - skazhet Nikolay and Svetlana soglasitsya.

After nekotory time Etot and Etot poluchat some opyt.

Kakoe Ty dumaet pravilny: RAZLICHNY or POSTOYANNY?

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August 26th, 2011
02:30 am

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About Hleb


Zdravstvui! Etot about Hleb.

Nikolay - Etot lubit mnogoe Hleb.

- Hleb - Etot samoe vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay and poest bolshoe piece of Hleb. - Etot mnogoe polezny too!
- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey. - Hleb - Etot vkusny, but for polezny nado use Etot with mnogoe butter! - skazhet Takoe and zabirat Nikolay's Hleb.
- Butter - Etot sucks! - skazhet Nikolay and NET otdavat svoe Hleb.
- NET Takoe!
- Etot!!!
And mnogoe rugaet each other and somebody poluchaet v morda.

Mnogoe time Etot and Etot NET friends and NET govorit.

- Pochemu Sergey Takoe idiot, Dr.Volz? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Hleb without butter - Etot sucks, Dr.Volz? Takoe? - sprosit Segey.
- NET nado mnogoe rugaet, - skazhet Ya. - Use Dekorativny Hleb for vzrosly Chelovek, my friends!

And stalo horoshy!

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July 9th, 2011
10:34 pm

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About NET razborchivy pocherk
Zdravstvui! Etot about NET razborchivy pocherk.

Mnogoe hochet - Malo poluchaet...

Nikolay - Etot dobry and vzrosly Russki Chelovek. Horoshy, but imeet NET razborchivy pocherk and cherez Etot imeet mnogoe NET priyatny.

- Ty pishet NET ponyatny! - skazat Anatoly and smeyatsya.
- Etot Takoe pocherk! - otvechat Nikolay.
- Etot OCHEN SILNY PLOHOE! - skazat Vladimir Alexeev and rasserditsya.
- Ya ochen silny staratsya! - otvechat Nikolay and rasstroitsya.
- Ty nado idti v shkola and obuchaet pishet! - sovet Zoya. - Etot NET razborchivy!
- Ya vzrosly Russki Chelovek! - otvechat Nikolay. - Ya too old for shkola!

Nikolay ochen silny stradat. "Pochemu Takoe pocerk? Etot NET spravedlivy Takoe!", - dumat Nikolay.

One time Nikolay reshat: "Ya budet ispravit svoe pocherk!" And delat mnogoe trudny exercises, but without horoshy result.

- Kakoe Ya dolzhen delaet, Dr.Volz?! Etot NET razborchivy at all!
- VHS-machine! Kogda zima! - otvetit Ya and byl prav.

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June 27th, 2011
03:20 pm

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About Like-buttons!
Zdravstvuy! Etot about Like-buttons!

Teper Etot: Etot NET secret - Takoe razumny buttons delaet Etot mnogoe horoshy.
Press v Etot and Ty budet poluchaet Dekorativny Hleb For Vzrosly Chelovek bez dengi!
And prinosit mnogoe polezny v svoe narodnost!
Mnogoe LIKE - Mnogoe Bogach&Zdorov!

Spasibo!



UPDATE: Takoe POLEZNY-Button pridumat moe Druh  [info]qtuzov@lj! Nado Takoe!
polezny-button

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May 12th, 2011
04:11 pm

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About Vecherny Progulka
Zdravstvui! Etot about Vecherny Progulka.

Ya always bylo dumat that Vecherny Progulka - ochen mnogoe horoshy! Svezhy oxygen, sportivny, spokoyny and priyatny. Chitaet Etot story and delaet razumny vyvod.

Bylo teploe pogoda. Nikolay and Svetlana (Russki) smotrit tv and ispolzovat alcohol. Bylo den, potom stalo vecherny time.

- Kogda vecherny time nastupat, horoshy delaet Vecherny Progulka together! - skazat Nikolay, vypit some alcohol and ulybaetsya. - Etot romantichny! Krasivy sky! Stars!
- Samy horoshy - Etot kogda svetly den! And solnechny! - otvetit Svetlana and zasnut.

Nikolay dolgoe time bylo rasskazyvat about Polezny of vecherny progulka, but Svetlana NET slyshat Nikolay because mnogoe spat. V skoroe time Nikolay zasnut too.

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May 5th, 2011
12:22 am

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Etot nekotory pictures
Zdravstvui!

Teper nekotory pictures!
Kakoe Ty schitaet Etot?


1. Kipyatok inside!

more Takoe... )

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May 3rd, 2011
04:09 pm

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Obilny Eda
Zdravstvui! Etot about Obilny Eda!

Kakoe tvoy opinion: Obilny Eda - Etot horoshy or NET Takoe? Chitaet Etot story vnimatelny and delaet pravilny vyvod.


Po ulitsa ehat truck. Etot ochen stary and polmatsya. Nikolay - driver v Etot truck NET dovolny! "Pochemu Takoe?!?" - zakrichit Nikolay v truck: "POLOMATSYA!!!" And udarit truck.

V Etot time Zoya (krasivy Russki molodoe woman) vyhodit v ulitsa for kurit. Zoya rabotat v restaurant. Okolo!
- NET nado udarit Etot polezny! - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya. - Nado poluchaet obilny eda v Etot restaurant!
- Ochen horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti poluchaet obilny eda.
- Ty umny, - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya again.

Kakoe tvoe opinion, Nikolay delaet pravilny?

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April 30th, 2011
12:32 am

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Bogach&Zdorov Inc.
Zdravstvui! Etot about Bogach&Zdorov Inc. on facebook!

Teper Takoe! Mnogo polezny information! Ochen silny mnogo polezny sovet! Etot second raz to try delaet Takoe with facebook. Odin Takoe NET poluchit horoshee! Ya hope - Etot budet Takoe!

Bogach&Zdorov Inc.

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