Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka - Obilny Eda
May 3rd, 2011
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Obilny Eda
Zdravstvui! Etot about Obilny Eda!

Kakoe tvoy opinion: Obilny Eda - Etot horoshy or NET Takoe? Chitaet Etot story vnimatelny and delaet pravilny vyvod.


Po ulitsa ehat truck. Etot ochen stary and polmatsya. Nikolay - driver v Etot truck NET dovolny! "Pochemu Takoe?!?" - zakrichit Nikolay v truck: "POLOMATSYA!!!" And udarit truck.

V Etot time Zoya (krasivy Russki molodoe woman) vyhodit v ulitsa for kurit. Zoya rabotat v restaurant. Okolo!
- NET nado udarit Etot polezny! - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya. - Nado poluchaet obilny eda v Etot restaurant!
- Ochen horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti poluchaet obilny eda.
- Ty umny, - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya again.

Kakoe tvoe opinion, Nikolay delaet pravilny?

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From:[info]deep_flegmatic@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 06:14 am
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Я думаю да.
Вещи не виноваты в том, что они ломаются. Их ломают или неправильно делают люди. Так что бить автомобиль потому что он не едет - это плохо.
Хорошо - установить причину поломки и отремонтировать.
А Зоя действительно дала полезный совет. Нужно поесть, успокоиться и собраться с мыслями. Когда злишься - никогда ничего не получится хорошо.
Если и злиться, то только на себя и в меру.
Так называемая "спортивная злость", которая придает человеку сил и помогает достигать новых высот, преодолевая себя.
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 12:14 pm
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Etot interesny! Zoya horoshy? Etot vozmozhny, but Zoya NET skazhet about VHS at all! Etot podozritelny and stranny!
From:[info]deep_flegmatic@lj
Date:May 4th, 2011 - 02:53 am
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А может Зоя просто уже заказала и изучила? Поэтому и даёт хорошие советы?
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 4th, 2011 - 03:20 am
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Ty dumaet Takoe? Pochemu Etot Zoya NET govorit about polezny of VHS?
NET secret for all: first - VHS, potom - obilny eda!
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From:[info]blguanblch@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 06:21 am
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Nikolay NET delaet right!

Nikolay NET smotret VHS Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka so NET znat how to be Bogach & Zdorov.

That's why Nikolay's truck polomatsya and Obilny Eda don't help Nikolay.

Becaus he ne znaet how to be Bogach & Zdorov, he will be tolstiy, ugly and glupiy with poloaniy truck.

But.

If Nikolay smotret VHS and have Obilny Eda, he will be Bogach & Zdorov with working track.
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 12:17 pm
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Razumny! VHS - Etot nodo for all! And Nikolay too.
Obilny eda without VHS-support = tolsty and glupy! But Zoya - krasivy, Etot znachit - smotrit VHS and NET govorit about! Zhadny!
From:[info]yukor@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 06:38 am
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Nikolay delaet pravilny, but Zoya NET pravilny. Because smoking ubivaet
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 12:18 pm
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Exactly! Kurit - NET Polezny! Etot bylo Takoe hitry lovushka, but Ty NET popadaet v Etot!
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From:[info]o_huallachain@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 07:46 am
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Obilny Eda - Etot horoshy!

But Zoya NET horosho kurit.
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 12:20 pm
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Takoe! Kurit - silny plohoe! Obilny eda without VHS-support - NET polezny!
From:[info]fat_pumpkin@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 07:46 am
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NET - obylny eda!
NET -smoking!
DA - zaryadka & prisyadka!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1u__G2hlcY
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 12:21 pm
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Otlichny! Correct! Ty budet poluchaet skoroe Bogach&Zdorov-effect! Ochen silny mnogoe!
From:[info]cisfinitum@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 07:51 am
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my opinion- pokupaet mnogo VHS. eto stabilny.
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 12:23 pm
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VHS - mnogo stabilny! Etot Takoe! Nado use Etot mnogoe and NET budet popast vprosak!
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From:[info]khaodar@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 10:57 am
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Obilny eda, znoiny Woman, cold Vodka and No Rabota!
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 12:27 pm
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Etot dream of real Indian Chelovek!
From:[info]atanvarnoalda@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 01:30 pm
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Etot pro moe opinion:

Nikolay delaet pravilny but NET delaet mnogo pravilny.

Nikolay delaet pravilny, because udarit truck — sovsem malo polezny, a obilny eda — more polezny than udarit truck.

But Nikolay NET delaet mnogo pravilny, because obilny eda polezny, a VHS — more polezny.

And pochemu? Potomu: obilny eda — NET Bogach&Zdorov, a VHS — silno Bogach&Zdorov!

And Zoya sovsem ne umny, NET reason ulybatsya: kurit mnogo ploho... better udarit truck chem kurit!
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 3rd, 2011 - 04:52 pm
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O! Ty proizvodit mnogoe umny process! Etot ochen interesny! Mnogoe polezny for Ya. And logichny vyvod: VHS - polezny for Bogach&Zdorov-effect!
Ty imeet sobstvenny VHS-machine? Takoe nado!
From:[info]dr_gans_schulce@lj
Date:May 4th, 2011 - 12:03 am
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Mein Name ist Dr. Gans Schulce und ich ist creator und vladelets the best klinika für Psychiatrie und Psychopathologie, named "Ubejische Stradauschih Souls" in village Mäls, Liechtenstein.

Ja sprech for us story about odin Vzrosly Chelovek iz Liechtenstein und very Obilny eda und Schnaps.

Etot named Otto and on jit in village Wangs in Liechtenstein. Otto silno love Obilny eda und Schnaps. Every Tag Etot go v Pub und eat zwei big portions of Sosiski with Kohl und vypivat einem Liter of Schnaps. After Takoe Etot begin gromko furzen und singen und Bit Morda to all in Pub !
All in Pub v otvet Bit Morda to Otto and throw out Etot iz Pub.

Otto's Wife, Katerina nadoelo poluchat husband every Tag s bitoy Mordoy !
Katerina prihodit v mein Klinik und say: "Help us, Dr.Schulce, Ich net mojet terpet Takoe !" Und Ich go to Otto und sprech: "Net nado delat Takoe ! Nado delat "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS" und ty ist bogach&zdorov !" But Otto wants davat v morda to me, und ich ne poluchat v morda only because ja may begat very schnell !
After Eto ja beru meine Ambulanz Auto und zwei mighty Sanitaren, und my privozit Etot v mein Klinik. Etot poluchaet Ein Kubikzentimeter of Haloperidolum every morning, und 5 seans of Elektrokrampftherapie. And Etot every Tag delat "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS". I vot Otto zabyvat about Obilny Eda und Schnaps und stanovitsya bogach&zdorov more und more.
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 4th, 2011 - 02:22 am
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Etot interesny! But, Ya think, mnogoe electrichesky tok - Etot NET ochen horoshy. Takoe Etot?
From:[info]greedyspeedy@lj
Date:May 4th, 2011 - 03:33 am
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bil li roman
russkiy man
and
krasiviy molodoi woman?
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 4th, 2011 - 03:38 am
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Ya dumaet - NET Takoe. Nikolay poest obilny eda and poyti spat v svoe truck.
From:[info]eccelenza@lj
Date:May 4th, 2011 - 09:23 am
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zoya kurit that's why ona NET tolsty
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 4th, 2011 - 10:20 am
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Etot pomogaet against tolsty, but glupy and NET razumny!
From:[info]saluton3@lj
Date:May 8th, 2011 - 03:20 pm
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Kto NET kurit and NET pit, tot zdorovenkim pomeret
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 10th, 2011 - 06:02 pm
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O! Etot Takoe Russki mudrost? Interesny!
From:[info]saluton3@lj
Date:May 11th, 2011 - 08:09 am
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Yes, it is Takoe
From:[info]kalevalski@lj
Date:May 24th, 2011 - 03:46 am

What etot iazyk?

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Chto etot iazyk that vi govorite? Ia, navernoe, etot zhivot smehom lopnul!
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:May 24th, 2011 - 04:14 am

Re: What etot iazyk?

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Etot Russki!
From:[info]saluton3@lj
Date:June 1st, 2011 - 10:51 am
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I got it just now. Zoya works OKOLO restaurant, then she is a shlyukha I suppose?
From:[info]dr_volz@lj
Date:June 1st, 2011 - 02:39 pm
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Etot rabotatat v restaurant and okolo Nikolay's truck! Takoe pravilny, but NET vazhny at all
From:[info]saluton3@lj
Date:June 1st, 2011 - 11:40 pm
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OK
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