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Пишет kouzdra (![[info]](http://lj.rossia.org/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} kouzdra)@ 2011-04-08 13:21:00 |
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One of his most well kept secret is the fact that his father crashed his plane the 30th of June 1908 in the middle of a local forest named Toungouska .To survive, his father had to build a small house in the middle of nowhere with the bears he killed with his bare hands. This house had a patio, 4 bedrooms for friends,3 bathrooms, 2 theaters, 1 pool and 3 garages .He did it in 2 days . His name was Kal-El.Then, He met a russian girl in a small town who was hunting the great white Tiger with a toothpick . From their love, they gave birth to only one child, a male, who killed the family's pet at the very first minute of his life . The pet's name was " Chuck " .THe name of the boy was already " Putin", or as the young friends of the boy will call him later " Imperial Putin, don"t mess with me if you don't want to loose your balls with a straw ".That's how his legend should begin, but ...Putin just got bored.
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_1912
One of his most well kept secret is the fact that his father crashed his plane the 30th of June 1908 in the middle of a local forest named Toungouska .To survive, his father had to build a small house in the middle of nowhere with the bears he killed with his bare hands. This house had a patio, 4 bedrooms for friends,3 bathrooms, 2 theaters, 1 pool and 3 garages .He did it in 2 days . His name was Kal-El.Then, He met a russian girl in a small town who was hunting the great white Tiger with a toothpick . From their love, they gave birth to only one child, a male, who killed the family's pet at the very first minute of his life . The pet's name was " Chuck " .THe name of the boy was already " Putin", or as the young friends of the boy will call him later " Imperial Putin, don"t mess with me if you don't want to loose your balls with a straw ".That's how his legend should begin, but ...Putin just got bored.
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_1912
