Op-pa
http://www.keeslau.com/TomWaitsSupplement/index.htm
a na etom site'e est' esche rasshifrovka zhivogo alboma Waitsa "Big Time". Sie ochen' horosho, a to vot vstuplenie k "Clap Hands" nikak ne dohodilo, a tut vot ono:

Wine, wine, why the goose drank wine
And the monkey chewed tobacco on a streetcar line
Now the line broke and the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap hands

A vot esche to, chto do menya tol'ko na 5-10-m proslushivanii doshlo:

Live intro as heard on Big Time: This is really the intro to "Johnsburg, Illinois" but it's been edited in as an intro to "Train Song" instead. You can hear the edit at 1.20]:
"All right. Actually I get asked... Well... look, I think the question I get asked the most is... I mean, it happens a lot. Enough that I would remark on it. A lot of people come up to me and they say, "Tom, is it possible for a woman to get pregnant without intercourse?" And my answer is always the same. I say, "Well, listen. We're gonna have to go all the way back to the Civil War. Apparently, a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier, and then lodged itself in the ovaries of an eighteen year old girl, who was actually a hundred feet from him at the time. Well, the baby was fine. She was very happy, guilt free and... Of course, the soldier was a little pissed off. When you think about it, it's actually a FORM of intercourse, but... not for everyone. Those who love action maybe."