У некоторых френдов почему-то много самоубившихся журналов в друзьях.
Вот у юзера supergreg, например





А бывает ещё больше.

В идеале нужно стремиться к такой картинке:

Друзья: 309:

12gaxmakeover, 321go, _kocbka_, _o0varsity0o_, _prototype, _randomhero_, _sexhair, _violence, _x13, ajh_dac, alkalinesteveo, allsininwood, alvineichholz, ambobwe, americannothing, andeepants, anditsfine, anti_infinity, archevil, asleep, auronsgirl, avelt, baudzilla, be_zuman, beckathecoolest, becuase_almost, bedxbathxbeyond, belle_laide, bellwag, betticus, bfo, bigbull, bigdnctray, bigr, bigredclifford, bloodredskyblue, bloostare, bowin, brainsneeze, breathingeasy, brian_james, bris, businesswhale, butterymufkin, campanula, cannoligarth, carsthatgoboom, cassasmoof, cat57, ceinwynn, cheerycola182, cherrychaos, childofeternity, chinkoflight, chsdramachica05, clamgooshampoo, corporal_doom, cpip, crazycheezwhiz, crustycupcake, curekelly, curiousness, cxema, cyberpx, dandyb, darkanjel, darneeboy, decemberjuliet, deg_obsessed, delicious_souls, dieanna, dj_shoo, dr_seven, dr_skankenstein, dragongirlraven, dreadhead_, drewcoreterror, drownthomas, dying_inside, eaphis, eastbayted, edsucks1, el_hombre, eldrikke, electrocreep, em0tionisdead, emergencyexits, emily_anne, enron, etoileeyes, evilyoungflesh, ex_cover234, ex_un_popula347, fallenfromgrace, fatalxerror, fathom8, filthyrikky, fire_coal, fireburntwater, fleurrochard, flow_morphia, flynndiesel12, georgedagreek, gfrast, givemeasmile, gorjuss, gorky, gothgems, gothwalk, gracey, grenn, greyarea, greynoise, gruzilov, habithi, happy_buddha, hepstar, hidana, humbleminion, i_am_dead, i_eat_clouds, iain, idiotoff, intearsornot, isabelle, itastegood, itrytoforget, itzymitz, ivelostmyself, jenoir, jetteim, jiggyjuice, joeypimping, johnnyelectric, juraidawati, kaimoniqueer, kalika714, kevvvy, khel, kieron, killerjoe, kimby77, kimdynamite, krisse, kylov, lady_mary, laurelthesmurf, lefty2guns, leningradka, lesha_ru, leslieruns262, lett, liathandra, littlegreenmen_, littlekim9, livebynight, lizziepie, lost_dreamer44, lost_episode, love_thru_wires, lovestaria, luckyfreak13, lusciousgirl, madamekitty, maddening, malfoy_secrets, mapanich, maralita, marjdude, mdhatter, meeseow, meeshchelle, mefista, messicat, metro_suicide, mexskimo, michaelmoris, missjesssca, misszombiejesus, mistervader, mkbscratch, momanon, mountaindew66, mozek_distorze, mscheesecake, myvelouria8, natecull, ndrest0230, nehz, nerdible, noitaroproc, nonunc, not_so_punctual, oceanstorm, ohelga, olesya, one_red_line, ootsukaeliza, opalstar, originalrocker, paradoxicalme, partiallyabused, pashh, peekamaboo, phwelo, pink_floydov, poisontheseacow, pretol, pssdoff, psycho_smurf666, punketta, purplekaz, pussycow, queenenchantra, queenofobscene, rancid_star, randyboy, reiaino, rickshawchimp, rockit_grl, saigondisco, sarahdea, satanica, serenitybliss, sexfatale, sexyexpy, sh1ttyk1tty, shortlittleshit, shutting_up, sid_lives, simplyenchanted, sinfulpoet, sl0wdive, sl33p3r, smogo, snus, solarx, spaz0licious, spff, spineapple, spiritdance, stani_slavsky, star_drifter, starrrless, staytiesmile, stephkitty, strawberrygash, sugar_shark, sugarpuss, suicidal4vida, supergreg, sur, sweeny, tabatha_yeddap, taj161, tankgrl919, tattoothesky, tazaria, tekunokurato, the2belo, thedustwhich, thenadalady, thickasabrick, this_izme, thistledown, tonerhusky, tooligan, toshk, total_glexile, troll_collector, tuesdayslament, tuffguy183, turtle_realms, turtlepie, txskinbyrd, tyoma, uncle_dave, uncle_salty, urbansling, utami, vampurgatori, vavilon, vehlenn, velutluna, viens, violenchaosex, virilevocalist, vozduh, wengy, westsideboila, willowy_flowy, wite_wickah, woobinda, wr0ngimpressi0n, xactionjacksonx, xduhx, xhopekillsx, xsuperplanbx, xxcuntxx, xxxsufferagexxx, xyphoid, yanger, yellowblack, yloemi, yoursofaraway, yummie_girl, zadig, ziqueenmab, zooool

19:

allporn, an_farewell, creaticon, ego_crush, ex_the_exalt382, iconaddicts, iconrequests, ikissgirls, ljdesigners, novascotia, ooc_x, or_be_moshed, peou, pornstarguru, powermetalheads, prague, shinythings, theyayas, zaporozhye

По достижении идеала юзер получает такой примерно мессадж от лж тим:

Special message from LJ team:

As we can see now all your friends are dead.

That's kinda fantastic !

That's so fucking amazing and unbelievable !! Huh... It's not quite clear what we should do right now... Huh... Should we continue doing our senselless business ?.. Or we should quit and settle down in outer space... Kinda puzzle... Just thinking...

But anyway !!! In honour of your profound achievements in the realm of suicide successfully comitted for the masses we award a prize to you !

We give you... PERPETUAL ACCOUNT !!!!!

Wow !!!

NB. The LJ team is also dead. The message was created by artificial intelligence of Frank Goat.

Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a !!!