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Упражненiя въ культурныхъ различiяхъ
Цитата изъ анонимнаго источника.
https://olga-smir.livejournal.com/photo/a
Бетховенъ перевернулъ мою жизнь. Мнѣ было лѣтъ двѣнадцать, я слушалъ "Аббу" и все такое. "Супермаксъ". "Крутится волчокъ-чокъ-чокъ". А тутъ пришелъ изъ школы и съ хуя ли - пятая симфонiя. И все, короче. Я взялъ у отца деньги и купилъ всѣ фортепiанныя сонаты этого придурка. Потомъ Гегель, Достоевскiй и жизнь, въ общемъ, такъ и не сложилась. Могъ-бы стать Дерипаской...
Дѣтямъ нельзя все это. Пусть живутъ ебанашками, добиваются успѣховъ. Будете гордиться.
Я серьезно. Не допускайте дѣтей къ нормальной музыкѣ и литературѣ. Ихъ потомъ будетъ отъ всего повседневнаго тошнить, а жить надо.
Даже послѣ Сервантеса видѣть всю эту хуйню вокругъ безъ слезъ невозможно. Надо что-то легкое, оптимистичное, чтобы ребенокъ могъ стать прокуроромъ области или вице-премьеромъ.
Beethoven has turned my life upside-down. I was twelve, I listened to Abba and Supermax and all that. Once I remember getting back from school and, oh my fucking luck - heard the Fifth symphony. That did it for me. I took some money from my dad and bought all piano sonatas written by that imbecile. Then I turned to Hegel, then to Dostoyevsky - and there went my life, that's why I haven't got it made. I could have become a billionaire, a Deripaska...
Those sort of things shouldn't be allowed for kids. They should remain fucking morons, so they can achieve success in life. They will make you proud that way.
I'm serious. Don't let your kids anywhere near any normal music or literature. Or else, those kids will grow up disgusted with their everyday existence. That's not the way to live.
You just read a bit of Cervantes and then look at all that fucking bullshit around us - it just brings tears to your eyes. You need something light and optimistic, then your kid could become a district attorney general or a vice premier minister.
Цитата изъ анонимнаго источника.
https://olga-smir.livejournal.com/photo/a
Бетховенъ перевернулъ мою жизнь. Мнѣ было лѣтъ двѣнадцать, я слушалъ "Аббу" и все такое. "Супермаксъ". "Крутится волчокъ-чокъ-чокъ". А тутъ пришелъ изъ школы и съ хуя ли - пятая симфонiя. И все, короче. Я взялъ у отца деньги и купилъ всѣ фортепiанныя сонаты этого придурка. Потомъ Гегель, Достоевскiй и жизнь, въ общемъ, такъ и не сложилась. Могъ-бы стать Дерипаской...
Дѣтямъ нельзя все это. Пусть живутъ ебанашками, добиваются успѣховъ. Будете гордиться.
Я серьезно. Не допускайте дѣтей къ нормальной музыкѣ и литературѣ. Ихъ потомъ будетъ отъ всего повседневнаго тошнить, а жить надо.
Даже послѣ Сервантеса видѣть всю эту хуйню вокругъ безъ слезъ невозможно. Надо что-то легкое, оптимистичное, чтобы ребенокъ могъ стать прокуроромъ области или вице-премьеромъ.
Beethoven has turned my life upside-down. I was twelve, I listened to Abba and Supermax and all that. Once I remember getting back from school and, oh my fucking luck - heard the Fifth symphony. That did it for me. I took some money from my dad and bought all piano sonatas written by that imbecile. Then I turned to Hegel, then to Dostoyevsky - and there went my life, that's why I haven't got it made. I could have become a billionaire, a Deripaska...
Those sort of things shouldn't be allowed for kids. They should remain fucking morons, so they can achieve success in life. They will make you proud that way.
I'm serious. Don't let your kids anywhere near any normal music or literature. Or else, those kids will grow up disgusted with their everyday existence. That's not the way to live.
You just read a bit of Cervantes and then look at all that fucking bullshit around us - it just brings tears to your eyes. You need something light and optimistic, then your kid could become a district attorney general or a vice premier minister.
