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Hitler ‘hormone plot’ to make Nazi leader more ladylike revealed
Adolf Hitler was the subject of a British ‘hormone plot’ to lace his food with estrogen as a way of making the Nazi leader less aggressive and more like his secretary sister Paula, Professor Brian Ford has revealed in a new book.

British spies came up with the Blackadder-esque idea to smuggle the female sex hormone into Hitler’s food as the Second World War raged on with no end in sight, the book claims.

Estrogen was chosen for its tasteless properties, Professor Ford explains, and because of the fact it would have a slow and subtle effect, thereby making it able to pass the Fuhrer’s food testers unnoticed – unlike poison, for example.

Can we do that to Putin?
After all, Putin already has high heels!

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