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Колумбийской мафии такое не снилось: illegal toilets

On 1 Nov '98, under the title "Maple Leaf Menace for The Washington Post Magazine Barry opens his column by saying, "I say it's time "leaders" in Washington stopped blathering about sex and started paying attention to the issues that really MATTER to this nation, such as whether we should declare war on Canada." He goes on the reveal that Americans are crossing the Canadian border near Detroit to purchase 3.5-gallon-per-flush toilets. Barry rants on in shock that people can simply waltz across our borders with illegal toilets supplied by ruthless Canadian toilet cartels headed by greed-crazed Canadian toilet kingpins who will stop at nothing to push their illicit wares on our vulnerable society.

Хуйня, надо прямо на канадской и мексиканской границах у дороги поставить магазины и продавать отечественные десятилитровые унитазы.