Кто у аппарата?
Служебная записка заместителя директора ЦРУ по итогам учения "Девять жизней - 4", февраль 1982 (сценарий - внезапная атака "красных", потери 80 миллионов человек):

I aslo noted that MOLINK was used without any appreciation or understanding, or for that matter care as to what personalities were on the other end answering the message.

То есть как это кто в Москве отвечал? Пранкер Вован, очевидно.



Впрочем, с чувством юмора у автора все в порядке:

As I anticipated, the exercise was a hodgepodge of both realistic and
implausible play. The idea of some 30 people somehow managing a global
conventional and nuclear conflict, complex foreign relations with innumerable
countries, and a nation of 250 million people (although, as one wag pointed
out, it became a country of considerably fewer people as the exercise
progressed}, is - to say the least - daunting. Characteristic of play that
strained credulity was that shortly after a notional massive US-USSR nuclear
missile exchange, and with both sides' bomber forces only 3 hours from their
targets, the main focus of attention in the command post somehow came to
center on how to reconstitute the US Congress!