| Re: Broad Shoulders and Narrow Hips: A Revolutionary Tale |
Oct. 9th, 2024|05:09 am |
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Suddenly Bruce Lee gets real serious and actually considers it. “Scope clause, chomsayen? Gauge and gag.” “He’ll consider it if they can come and check out the merchandise first,” Eliot says. “They want to check out how tight we are, and whether we are capable of suppressing our gag reflex. These are all terms from the Raft brothel industry.” “Ombwas scope like twelves to me, hahaha.” “Us homeboys look like we have twelve-gauge assholes,” Eliot says, “i.e., that we are all stretched out and worthless.” Fisheye speaks up on his own. “No, no, four-tens, totally!” The entire deck of the pirate ship titters with excitement. “No way,” Bruce Lee says. |
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