But of course...


You are VLADIMIR MAYAKOVSKY. You brood, and look
sexy while doing it. Futurism and surrealism
appeal to you. As a young artiste you pulled
pranks like throwing tea at your audiences. You
really like your friend Brik's wife, so youll
write her an epic poem deemed "the most
savage indictment of a woman in our time."
A couple years after the October Revolution, no
one will praise your work anymore, and your
crappy love life will make you depressed. So,
sadly, you'll commit suicide.


Which wacky 20th century Russian literature author are you?