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February 8th, 2010
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Свинарник. У длинного корыта с объедками сидит интеллигентного вида поросёнок и аккуратно ест ножом и вилкой. Рядом с ним необъятная свинья стоит передними ногами в корыте и, повернув к поросёнку перемазанную в объедках морду, ехидно спрашивает:
- Что? Думаешь, из тебя получится не колбаса, а ванильное пирожное?...

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February 7th, 2010
09:36 am
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Высокое искусство!
Вспять не струятся реки,
Треска нейдет в кабак,
И я тебя навеки,
Покуда это так

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February 5th, 2010
03:25 pm
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бардак паўсюль
Пачалася радыяцыя, палёт пакуль нармальны.

Бардак такі бардак. Нават у шпіталі М. Спачатку чакаў анколяга дзьве гадзіны - яго вызвалі да іншага пацыента. Потым медсястра тармазіла. 'Я бачу, што ў вас порт, але мне трэба даведацца, ці правільны ён'. Правільны, правільны, я зь ім ужо прайшоў дзьве хіміі. Не, мне трэба дакладна даведацца. Зьнікае на добрыя паўгадзіны. Прыходзіць, кажа, ну дык у нашай сыстэме нічога няма, дык я званіла ў шпіталь Б. Ну блін, а ня можна гэта было зрабіць ДА таго, як я прыйду Прыходжу да радыёлягаў, яны круцяць мяне й так, і гэтак, але правільна пакласьці не атрымліваецца. Потым здагадаліся, што трэба падкласьці такую-ж фігню, якая была, калі рабілі тату. Пасьля кажуць, ну вось, яшчэ дзевяць разоў, і адстраляўся. Як адстраляўся, вы-ж мне выдалі раздрукоўку, дзе 16 разоў? Нічога ня ведаем, у нас напісана ўсяго 10. Затое пакуль чакаў анколяга, запісаўся на клінічнае дасьледваньне. Як ракавыя пацыенты будуць пісаць, як яны маліліся, а дасьледваньне будзе неяк спалучаць гэта з медыцынскімі паказчыкамі. Дык вось, малюся Лятучаму Макароннаму Монстру я так...

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February 2nd, 2010
01:57 pm
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Время Срать — Концерт в г. Заречный 2005


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via [info]trashculture@lj, thx [info]5cr34m, [info]yarrost@lj

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January 28th, 2010
04:40 pm
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LOL
Obama’s Oneness has been one-upped. Why settle for a faux populist when we can have a real one? Why settle for gloomy populism when we can have sunny populism? Why settle for Ivy League cool when we can have Cosmo hot? Why settle for a professor who favors banks, pharmaceutical companies and profligate Democrats when we can have an Everyman who favors banks, pharmaceutical companies and profligate Republicans?
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/opinion/27dowd.html

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January 27th, 2010
10:46 am
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Scott Brown is for small government and lower taxes, right?
Right?
Brown to Patrick: Spend stimulus funds
U.S. Senator-elect Scott Brown said yesterday he was frustrated with the pace of the state's economic stimulus spending, charging that Gov. Deval Patrick had not been putting the money to work fast enough.

"The governor has a lot of stimulus money, and he hasn't released it," Brown said.

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January 22nd, 2010
08:53 pm
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Дахтары ў шпіталі Б лічаць, што пухліна расьце хутка, трэба спачатку рэзаць, а потым ужо апраменьваць
Дахтары ў шпіталі М лічаць, што такім чынам шанцаў менш, таму трэба спачатку апраменьваць, а потым ужо рэзаць
Перайшоў у шпіталь М
Зорка-хірург кажа, што шанцаў 20-40 адсоткаў
Радыёляг кажа, што калі радыяцыя спрацуе, як мінулым разам, то адсоткаў аж 50
Карацей кажучы, ніхто статыстыкі па такіх, як я, не вядзе, ўсё вырашаецца кіданьнем манэткі
Замовіў манэтку зь дзьвюма арламі :)

Switched to Mass General. My fate is in the Star Surgeon's hands

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January 20th, 2010
11:53 am
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А ў нас на працы медстрахоўка падаражала на 24% і паднялі copayment на $5.
(другі варыянт, што прапанавала страхоўка - падаражаць на 29% і пакінуць copayment як быў, зразумела, што наша кампанія выбрала першы)
Цікава, гэта ва ўсіх так, ці я адзін падняў кошт для ўсёй фірмы?

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Прапалітыку
Рэферэндум рэферэндумам, але трэба-ж было так прасраць кампанію!

North Adams (родны гарадок Марты Коўклі) turnout 42%
Wrentham (горад, дзе жыве Браўн) 71%
http://www.boston.com/news/special/politics/2010/senate/results.html

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January 19th, 2010
09:49 am
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Not voting today
Not going to vote today. I don't have "my" candidate in this race.
The chances of Brown winning by precisely one vote are so close to zero it doesn't make sense to get my ass out there, while it's snowing.
If he wins, it will not be the end of the world.

First, that seat is up for reelection in 2012 anyway, so the winner gets only less than 3 years in the office.

Second, he never ever showed like he's capable of doing something. Quoth the raven philg:
The biggest knock against him is that he has spent 15 years as a Republican in the Massachusetts legislature, both in the house and senate. Aside from collecting a fat salary and generous pension, what would motivate a person to do that? The legislature meets all year every year. As it has been controlled by Democrats for decades, the meetings serve no purpose. The Party's senior officials could decide what they want to do with the state, write it up in one big document, and have the Democrat-controlled legislature approve it in one hour. A Republican has the right to collect a paycheck, the right to attend votes, the right to sit in on some meetings, but could not possibly influence the outcome in any way (and indeed his Web site does not claim that he ever got any specific law passed). If Brown wanted to accomplish anything as a politician, he would have had to move to New Hampshire or switch to the ruling party. But he did not do either of those things, which means that he has essentially done nothing for a good chunk of his professional life.

So I don't expect much harm from Sen.Brown

Third, if Brown wins, there will be ways to pass healthcare law without him. First, the House can simply agree to pass the Senate's bill, so that there will be no new Senate vote needed at all. Second, Federal law says that the final tally cannot be issued for at least 10 days after the election to allow overseas absentee ballots to arrive. The idea is that the least we can do for our fighting men and women overseas is to make sure their votes are counted. To issue a cetificate of election before their votes were counted would be an insult to them--not to mention basis for a court challenge. After the 10 days are up, up to five more days may be needed to resolve provisional ballots, which means there is no legal way for a certificate of election to be issued before Jan. 29. If even one of the 351 local election officials needs the full 5 days to resolve the provisional ballots, we are looking at Feb. 3. And if the election is close, the loser may demand a recount, which, as we saw in Minnesota last year, cannot be completed with a single click on some electoral mouse. (read the rest of the entry on electoral-vote, it's very informative)

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January 17th, 2010
07:30 pm
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Учора былі ў суседзяў ( [info]vvz@lj i [info]skyg74@lj )

alenok, andryuha, syarzhuk, ilvyanyatka, thorion
[info]alenok@lj, [info]andryuha@lj, [info]syarzhuk, [info]ilvyanyatka@lj, [info]thorion@lj

irrra, andryuha, syarzhuk
[info]irrra@lj, [info]andryuha@lj, [info]syarzhuk

ilvyanyatka, skyg74, alenok, irrra, LZ, RY, vvz, TZ
[info]ilvyanyatka@lj, [info]skyg74@lj, [info]alenok@lj, [info]irrra@lj, LZ, RY, унізе - [info]vvz@lj і TZ

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January 15th, 2010
11:48 pm
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Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures
Classrooms are designed to be nonjudgmental arenas for discovery.
NEW YORK—Inside the Montessori School of Dentistry, you won't find any old-fashioned cotton swabs, or so-called periodontal charts, or even any amalgam fillings. That's because at this alternative-learning institution, students are being encouraged to break away from medical tradition and discover their very own root canal procedures.

"At Montessori, we believe dentistry is more than just the medical practice of treating tooth and gum disorders," school director Dr. Howard Bundt told reporters Tuesday. "It's about fostering creativity. It's about promoting self-expression and individuality. It's about looking at a decayed and rotten nerve pulp and drawing your own unique conclusions."

"In fact, here at Montessori, dentistry is whatever our students want it to be," Bundt continued.

Founded in 1981, and tailored after the teaching methods first developed by Italian-born educator Maria Montessori, the three-year academy offers a fresh and innovative approach to learning seldom found at more conventional schools of dentistry.

Teachers—or "roving dental facilitators," as they prefer to be called—can be difficult to spot: They often choose to stay out of the way of their inquisitive pupils, and only make gentle suggestions as to how an infected root chamber should be drained.

"When performing a root canal, there's no such thing as right or wrong," said Montessori educator Vanessa Perrin, who added that she doesn't so much teach her students how to treat an inflamed nerve, as lead them to an open mouth and then stand back. "Sure, we could say to our students, 'The enamel here has completely eroded and needs to be addressed immediately.' But what's more satisfying, what's more dynamic, is to just let them slowly develop an 'impression' of why a patient might be screaming."

"We try to encourage our students to work with their patients in order to determine a successful course of action," Perrin added. "That's one of the many reasons why we don't believe in using any anesthesia during surgical procedures."

According to administrators, the Montessori School of Dentistry strives to present an alternative to the dogmatic structure of other schools. In addition to being able to set their own curriculum, students at the private institution can take a break during long and involved operations if they grow bored or feel uninspired.

The confining and antiseptic atmosphere of tradition is absent even from the classrooms themselves, relaxing environments that are sometimes filled with comfortable, overstuffed sofas rather than dentist chairs.

"If a student is installing a crown, and feels midway through as though he or she would benefit more from, say, seeing where a tooth implant might lead, they can do that here," said Montessori professor Donald Scheneke, who told reporters that he sees the dentist office as a place for exploration and expression, not rules. "In here, there's no such thing as 'absentmindedly drilling through to the lower gum' or 'mistakenly pulling out the wrong maxillary lateral incisor.' I can't tell you the number of times I've seen people give up on the entire dentistry profession just because they were terrible at filling cavities."

Recent graduates from the small, independent school agree.

"Thanks to my professors at Montessori, I feel like I can handle any professional challenge that comes my way," Dr. David Greenblatt, DDS, said as a syringe filled with Novocaine dripped slowly into the back of a patient's throat and down into his lungs. "Or, at the very least, accept that it's not the end of the world if I can't."

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January 14th, 2010
05:19 pm
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Крестьяне и Самурай.
Крестьяне и Самурай.
Пиеса

Действующие лица:
Анитоши-сан - молодой самурай
Гейша
Крестьяне

Действие первое
Анитоши каллиграфически пишет иероглифы кистью и тушью.
Входят Крестьяне.


Крестьяне:
Анитоши-сан,
Зазеленела Фудзи.
Пора сажать рис!

Анитоши:
О, дремотный пруд,
Прыгают лягушки вглубь,
Где я, а где рис?
Крестьяне уходят


Действие второе
Анитоши с катаной в руках отрабатывает удар сёмен. Входят Крестьяне

Крестьяне:
Анитоши-сан,
Мы собрали урожай.
Сыграй на кото!

Анитоши:
Мой сенсей учит
Дзюдо, дзюдзюцу, кендо,
Но не музыке!
Крестьяне уходят

Действие третье
Анитоши внимает игре Гейши на сямисене. Входят Крестьяне

Крестьяне:
Анитоши-сан,
Рекою льётся саке,
В котле сварен рис

Анитоши:
Гейша, сейчас же
Подай мой расшитый ги!
Где мои хаси?*
Анитоши и Крестьяне уходят. Гейша, сложив сямисен, плачет

*палочки для еды

Current Music: Moonsorrow - Tulimyrsky

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12:14 am
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Local recurrence
У рэканструяванай кутніцы вырасла новая пухліна, амаль такая-ж, як была. Вось табе, бабуля, й аксаліплацін. Праз пару тыдняў пайду пад нож

The reconstructed rectum grew a new tumor, almost the same size as the original was. Oxaliplatin chemotherapy didn't stop it at all. I'll have a surgery in a couple of weeks

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January 12th, 2010
06:02 pm
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QOTD
Вы кажаце, сацыяльныя сеткі - гэта марнаваньне часу. А дзе яшчэ можна ўбачыць вось такі статус: "I never realized that after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W T F. discussed WTF WTF WTF on the I never realized that after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W T F. discussion board" ?

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January 11th, 2010
08:53 pm
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Ну й дзянёк
з раніцы PET scan (рэзультаты ў сераду), потым root canal (знайшлі й прыбілі 3 корня - з чатырох; праз два тыдні йсьці зноўку, блін), потым дома кантрактары пыхалі нечым у паветраводы, ад таго дома пахне фарбай гуаш

Затое [info]antosikу ўчора стукнула 5 месяцаў!

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January 8th, 2010
11:21 am
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Дзякуй невядомаму добраму чалавеку

  1. Жизнь — это полёт на воздушном шаре, и всё, чем ты в ней управляешь — это Тетрис у тебя в руках.
  2. Играй сука в свой Тетрис и не смотри вниз.

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Current Music: Raw Noise - Scum Will Rise To The Top
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January 7th, 2010
05:33 pm
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Role model
Anoche, Teté fue a la milonga El Beso y esta mañana fue hallado sin vida en su departamento.

Teté (Pedro Teté Rusconi) went dancing to "El Beso" last night and was found dead in bed this morning. He was 80 74 years old.



http://alextangofuego.blogspot.com/2010/01/death-of-pedro-tete-rusconi-un.html

Update: Last performance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weLY_CvKw4M

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January 5th, 2010
04:28 pm
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Soaring kiwi
Падумаў, што хутка гора-журналістыя ў артыкуле пра навазяландзкую валюту напішуць "Soaring kiwi". Не памыліўся - 1700 рэзультатаў у Гуглі

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03:34 pm
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Арбат зноўку распачаў пра Абсалютную Мараль.
Нават самыя моцныя прыхільнікі стамляюцца: 1, 2

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09:37 am
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Ниф-Ниф (внезапно). Пропала жизнь! Мне пять лет! Пятачок в моем возрасте совершил Великий Подвиг! Наполеон руководил Фермой Животных! А я не жил, не жил! Если бы я жил нормально, то из меня мог бы выйти хряк, производитель... Я зарапортовался! Я с ума схожу...
Бросается в котел.
Бултых!
Пауза.
Не кипяток? Опять промах?
Вылезает из котла и в изнеможении садится на стул.

http://community.livejournal.com/3_porosenka/35841.html

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January 4th, 2010
10:41 pm
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Update
CEA высокі
CT скан паказаў нешта, што - не зразумела
31-га пайшоў на MRI
Спачатку не маглі патрапіць у вену, падключылі капельніцу толькі зь чацьвертага разу; панарабілі, заразы, навагоднік дзірак
потым давай сканаваць і так, і гэтак. Агулам правёў у машынцы дзьве гадзіны
І што? the MRI shows soft tissue growth in the same spot as we saw on the CT. It's difficult to say exactly what this is, but we hope a PET will clarify.
Цяпер назначаюць PET скан
Задаўбала хварэць! Я-ж Тыгр, гэта МОЙ год!!!

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December 31st, 2009
06:05 pm
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Усіх з Новым годам!
Хай ён будзе лепшым за мінулы

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December 29th, 2009
03:51 pm
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Сяброўка піша пад замочкам
как же мы без веры в дед Мороза потом поймем, почему мы несколько раз в году отмечаем день рождения Иисуса Христа?

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December 28th, 2009
11:44 am
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QOTD
Ехаў праз Ню-Гемпшыр, бачыў (двойчы) цудоўнае паведамленьне на табло ля шашы:
Traffic may be heavy due to increased volume of traffic

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December 21st, 2009
03:22 pm
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On filibusters
Just posted this as a comment on Daily Mull

I don't understand what the big deal about the filibuster is. Why suddenly to pass a law you need not 51, but 60 votes in the Senate?
Let them filibuster! The longest filibuster in history - talking for 24 hours and 18 minutes - was by Sen. Strom Thurmond, who was opposing the Civil Rights Act of 1957. Guess what? The bill passed anyway. Why does a mere threat of filibuster makes Harry Reid all scared?

Update Good discussion on Blue Mass Group

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December 15th, 2009
03:18 pm
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А яшчэ Ральф Петман піша вершыкі кшталту гэтага. Я яго сабе ўяўляю, як песеньку ў выкананьні любімага ВІА Cause for Effect
Heaven and earth
sky and stone
love requited
though the lover’s alone
flags furled, flags flying
the moon down a well
heaven and earth,
my witness, tell
of hawks high and silent
on mid-summer’s breath
of mice in the field
in the shadow of death
of whales in bright water
speaking in song
of mid-ocean pastures
sun-less and long.
The heavens don’t start
The earth never ends
What seems a parting
only transcends
What seems contentious
ends in embrace,
with the sea smiling up
at the sun in its face.

Называецца, зразумела-ж, Tenchi Nage :)

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QOTD
If we value order and security then we're likely to think of people as basically bad. We're likely to see life as a battleground where it is the strong and the cunning who mostly win. We'll likely think in terms of beating others before they can beat us. We'll wonder how people can be controlled so that decent lives can be led despite all the selfishness and cruelty in the world.
On the other hand if we value justice (as anything more than an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth), or if we value freedom or equality, we'll think of people as good too. We'll think that life is also about helping each other. We'll look for ways to be just or free or treated equally. And we'll look for ways to understand and help others so they can be treated this way too.
If we believe in both order and justice (or freedom or equality) then we will see people as both good and bad. We'll think that life is about finding a balance. We'll look for ways that make the most of both one and the other. We'll practice tolerance, for example, or forbearance, or compromise.
Ralph Pettman, Going for a walk in the world: The Experience of Aikido

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Адказ на загадку
Адказ на загадку:Read more... )

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December 11th, 2009
06:04 pm
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Знайшоў цудоўную назву горада
Ittoqqortoormiit

Current Music: Кино - Le Dernier Des Heros

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04:33 pm
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Web 2.0 that works!
http://obama-weather.com/

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03:27 pm
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Загадка
Я ўчора чытаў артыкул, у якім быў радок "Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies". Пра што артыкул?

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December 9th, 2009
12:13 pm
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Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine
New tracks
Lyrics 1, 2

Strength through shopping everywhere
Am I possessed by my possessions?
Online I never leave my chair
No one screws me
Kuz I’m protected
I’m protected
I screw myself instead

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December 8th, 2009
09:10 am
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Вынос мозга
Кубинский щелезуб и гаитянский щелезуб

Current Music: Bossa N' Ramones

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Вы звери, люди. Ну скажите, чо вам? Ну чо вам надо, люди? Для чего? Напасть на дядю Юру Куклачева и кошек дрессированных его? Он жил себе спокойно в красной шапке. Откуда эта злоба? Почему? Он никогда вам не мочился в тапки, не раздирал обои никому, он вашу колбасу не ел ни разу, на кухне не запрыгивал на стол, не сбрасывал со шкафа на пол вазу и коготками не царапал пол, не воровал аквариумных рыбок и под окном старался не шуметь. Хотя бы лишь за это вы могли бы немного уважения иметь!

Да, он линяет. Нос и губы в краске. Передние клыки чуть-чуть длинней. Да, бегает за лазерной указкой. А кто из вас не бегает за ней? Да, любит кильку и сидеть на крыше. И что теперь, проклятьями трясти? Его интересуют только мыши, их стоимость и где приобрести. Ну да, играет в бантик сам с собою. Но это вас касаться не должно! Прочь руки и не трогайте святое! Вы выглядите жалко и смешно! Он жил, мяукал, веселил детишек. Понятно вам? Детишек веселил! А в интернете вдруг Вербицкий Миша подкрался и помоями облил и рад, как это свойственно подонку. Мерзавец, хоть в ведре таких топи! А вы еще и лаете вдогонку, как будто тоже сорвались с цепи! Набросились, как туча саранчова: ложь, клевета, наветы и обман. Мол, кошки обожают Куклачева, как негры обожают «Ку-клукс-клан». Что, мол, его боится всякий котик, печальна участь кошек и котов, мол, Куклачев дает им всем наркотик и держит взаперти без паспортов, мол, заставляет целый день трудиться, кричит и тычет пальцами в лицо, велит то кувыркаться, то садиться, то прыгать сквозь горящее кольцо, мол, Куклачев их бьет электротоком, а также спит он с ними вообще… Да, спит! Да, с ними! Да, в прихожей! Тока не в том, что вы подумали, ключе!

Вербицкий запятнал и честь примата, и честь и славу блогера вдвойне. Он допустил такую дозу мата, что дыбом встала шерсть по всей спине! И эта грязь разложена не где-то, не на песочке в ямке у ворот, а прямо на пороге интернета — наступит каждый, кто туда зайдет! Вербицкий, стыдно! Ведь читают дети! Ты с детства не умел ходить в лоток! Ты каждый божий день выходишь в сети и отправляешь надобности в блог!

У Куклачева блогов нет. Нескоро он выйдет в интернет. Но с давних пор он любит греться возле монитора, открытым глазом глядя на курсор. Сам в интернете не был, ходит мимо. Но обо всем, что делается тут, при помощи свистков и пантомимы помощники ему передадут. «Рублей сто тысяч — такова оценка — вы по суду потребовать должны!» — сказал помощник Александр Гриценко и долго терся ухом об штаны. «На эту сумму, драгоценный мой вы, — сказал помощник, покраснев слегка, — я вам куплю пакет копченой мойвы и целых три пакета молока! На интернет судья найдет управу, такое дело — явно для суда!» И Куклачев ему ответил: «Мяу!», что в том контексте означало «да».

Ну что, дождался, Михаил Вербицкий? Привык на всех подряд помои лить? Теперь придется отвечать на иски, а если повезет, то лес валить и жить в дому с решеткой на окошке — ну это как решит Басманный суд. А ты, небось, надеялся, что кошки обидчикам своим лишь в тапки ссут? Небось предполагал, что это шутка? Ты думал, это все тебе хи-хи? Ты сядешь, Миша. И Денис Яцутко, который про котов писал стихи. Вину свою ничем уж не загладишь, зря все кричат: «Погладь кота, погладь!» Клянусь хвостом, ты сядешь, Миша, сядешь! Чтоб понял каждый: в интернет — не гадь! Вы разозлили Куклачева, панки, а ничего страшнее в мире нет. Он выпьет пару капель валерьянки и на уши поставит интернет! Оттопчется на блогах, как на тапках, покажет настоящее лицо, и будет «Гугль» ходить на задних лапках, и будет «Яндекс» прыгать сквозь кольцо, и будет интернет команду слушать и делать что-то только по свистку, и блогеры прижмут стыдливо уши и наконец приучатся к лотку!

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December 7th, 2009
10:47 am
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And the code word for tonight is
ГДЕ МОЙ БЛЯДЬ ТРЕТИЙ УРОВЕНЬ ОБАЯНИЯ И СВИНЬЯ ДЕВЯТОГО УРОВНЯ?

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І пра папулярны скандал
Страх получить в рыло - важнейший социальный регулятор.
Страх получить в рыло - важнейший социальный регулятор.
Страх получить в рыло - важнейший социальный регулятор.
Страх получить в рыло - важнейший социальный регулятор.
Страх получить в рыло - важнейший социальный регулятор.
Страх получить в рыло - важнейший социальный регулятор.
Страх получить в рыло - важнейший социальный регулятор.
Страх получить в рыло - важнейший социальный регулятор.

А разгадка одна

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December 6th, 2009
10:42 pm
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Ліст на ракавай рассылцы
гэта нават не прапалітыку...

L and I have now officially joined the world of the unemployed, uninsured and possibly soon to be Homeless. We are restricted to Internet access at the Library so can't spend much time on here. Yesterday was our last day of Cobra Eligibility and we could not find anyone else to borrow from so had to let it go. I think the thing that bothers me most about this is it means an end to L's Cancer screenings and lab work for her Liver and potassium problems along with all scans. We qualified for Food Stamps which will help and have applied for Social Security Disability for both of us but expect our cases to be very borderline. The state of *** is reveiwing my claim for Workmans Comp and Unemployment still, but even if they rule in my favor it will be too late for Cobra. I have decided my only option left is to ignore my back injury and take any work possible in an effort to get insurance back. We were able to refill all of L's medications which will give us a month on that, but she will probably have to quit using them when the current supply runs out. I have always been a Conservative Politically, but this experience has given me a completely different outlook on the problems of the poor and those with severe Health conditions and I am now a Full supporter of Health care reform. No one should ignore how fast situations can change in this economic situation.

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December 5th, 2009
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chemo: 12/12, no more EOM
no more chemo anymore

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December 1st, 2009
05:34 pm
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Пра Афган ад Кусініча
Congressman Kucinich Addresses Escalation in Afghanistan

Dear Friends,

Tonight the President will announce an escalation of the war in Afghanistan. An additional 30,000 troops will bring the United States' total in Afghanistan to 100,000. Tomorrow I will offer an analysis of the President's plan.

The community I represent in Cleveland, Ohio, is suffering from massive unemployment, record home foreclosures, and small business failures. People are losing their jobs, their health care, their homes, their savings, their investments, and their retirement security. The middle class is gravely threatened. What is happening in Cleveland is occurring nationwide. Yet, Wall Street received over $13 trillion in bailouts, with untold millions for high salaries and bonuses, while Main Street loses its power through unemployment, reduced wages and benefits and little or no access to credit or investment capital. There is something fundamentally wrong with our economy which borrowing more money to spend on war cannot and will not cure. Perhaps nation building should begin at home.

An escalation of the war in Afghanistan at a time of such economic dislocation and hardship raises questions about America's priorities and whether or not we are losing our way as we attempt to stride aside the globe as some Colossus. Tomorrow we will begin anew the discussion.

І чаму, чаму на весь кангрэс Кусініч - адзін?

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Вырашыў, што буду аджымацца па сыстэме. Ўжо трэйці тыдзень не магу ўвайсьці ў рытм - заўжды нейкія справы. Сёньня [info]antosik прачынаўся ўначы, трэба было яго супакойваць... Карацей, будзільнік а шостай я прыбіў і стаў спаць далей. І сьніў, што аджымаюся! Добра сьніў, нават на працу спазьніўся. Вось думаю - калі сьніць, што аджымаюся, тры разы на тыдзень, дык можа праз восем тыдняў прымроіцца, што аджаўся сто разоў?

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November 20th, 2009
04:29 pm
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На працы праграмую TPS Report. І гэта ня жарт!
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