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tiphareth
2017-02-22 01:41 (ссылка)

http://lj.rossia.org/users/tiphareth/1408462.html

JERRY FALWELL TALKS ABOUT HIS FIRST TIME.

Falwell: My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia.

Interviewer: Wasn’t it a little cramped?

Falwell: Not after I kicked the goat out.

Interviewer: I see. You must tell me all about it.

Falwell: I never really expected to make it with Mom, but then after she showed all the other guys in town such a good time, I figured, "What the hell!"

Interviewer: But your Mom? Isn’t that a little odd?

Falwell: I don’t think so. Looks don’t mean that much to me in a woman.

Interviewer: Go on.

Falwell: Well, we were drunk off our God-fearing asses on Campari, ginger ale and soda—that’s called a Fire and Brimstone—at the time. And Mom looked better than a Baptist whore with a $100 donation.

Interviewer: Campari in the crapper with Mom. How interesting. Well, how was it?

Falwell: The Campari was great but Mom passed out before I could come.

Interviewer: Did you ever try it again?

Falwell: Sure. Lots of times. But not in the outhouse. Between Mom and the shit, the flies were too much to bear.

Interviewer: We meant the Campari.

Falwell: Oh, yeah, I always get sloshed before I go to the pulpit. You don’t think I could lay down all that bullshit sober do you?

Campari, like all liquor, was made to mix you up. It's a light, 48-proof, refreshing spirit, just mild enough to make you drink too much before you know you're schnockered. For your first time, mix it with orange juice. Or maybe some white wine. Then you won't remember anything the next morning. Campari. The mixable that smarts.

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	kotovski 2017-02-22 06:29 (ссылка)
	>>Демократическое большинство в конгрессе эх, были времена! все просрали, все. а майло не жалко, теперь слово "агитировал за трампа" разряжает ружье. (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	beotia 2017-02-22 13:44 (ссылка)
	>майло не жалко I write it out in a verse -- Milo and Aaron Yiannopoulos and Swartz Now and in time to be, Wherever green is worn, Are changed, changed utterly: A terrible beauty is born. (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	kotovski 2017-02-22 19:56 (ссылка)
	хороший стих! на крови Майло, невинноуволенного из Брейтбарта и невиннонепущенного в Беркли, будет построен новый Храм. (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	beotia 2017-02-22 21:52 (ссылка)
	>невиннонепущенного прочитал как невинноопущенного >на крови но мы посмотрим, прессуют мальчика не хуже (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

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