100 Excuses when you don't finish your homework on time
1- My pet ate it * Probably need a pet for this one)
2- No time
3- Too tired
4- Bring a note explaining something completely pothetic
5- Pretend to be sick the next day
6- Finish it during class
7- *Tell the teacher a long story, so long that they forget about asking you if you finished your homework
8- NASA needed it for jet fuel
9- *Tell them that you are supposed to leave to go home for the time that the homework is due
10- I lost it
11- I sent it in the mail to the government to show them how hard the homework I get is
12- I was supporting a fundraiser to save extinct Gorilla's
13- My mom said not to do it
14- I was at a practice for a team and had no time * Probably need to be on a team for this one)
15- I forgot * Usually doesn't work
16- I was doing everything else and had no time left to do it before my extremely early bedtime
17- I was on the internet doing it, and didn't have a printer to print it off
18- I lost all of your pencils and couldn't go to the store
19- I left it at home because my mom was still checking it over in the morning
20- Be honest * NEVER works, you always get in trouble, unless your teachers a big suck for honesty)
21- My little brother or sister used it as a colouring book * Need a little brother or sister
22- *Show the teacher homework that isn't marked that looks similar
23- I was with friend's
24- Lost track of time
25- Knew the answers, just didn't write them down
26- Was on Ebay buying answers
27- Too busy calling my friends saying their phone bills were unpayed and would be shut down
28- Busy with "Bonding" time with my mom or dad
29- Someone in my family died, out of no where
30- My parents took me to a concert, and they told me that homeworks for suckers
31- I went to Africa and a lion ate it
32- I had an asthma attack that no one in the hospital knew how to fix, and when they did it was 9:30.
33- My mom did it and I had to erase everything so I could do it all myself but the erasing took 2 hours
34- When I had to erase what my mom did for me, I ran out of eraser and I wasn't allowed to go to the store 10:30
35- I found it a complete waste of time * Probably the next place you'll see is the office
36- The test is today so I found no use in doing homework last minute
37- I was grounded into my room and my homework was in the kitchen
38- I accidentally threw it into the fire
39- My house burnt down and my homework was in it
40- A person from my mom's work said it was too long and shortened it down to a few doodles
41- It was my grandparents 91 anniversary. Lucky to live that long, so I had to go
42- An alien abducted me and took my homework to analize
43- My mom mailed it in for the hydro bill. Do you wanna see how much we needed to pay?
44- It was really boring and I fell asleep while I was working on it
45- I came in to get help with it this morning, but you weren't here so I left it here in the classroom
46- We are supposed to have fun on the weekends, not do fractions
47- I went on a cruise and I lost it overboard. I was very sad when I did)
48- It went out with the recycling by accident
49- My pet thought it was a litter box * Probably need a pet for this)
50- I were getting an allergy test, and they forgot to take some of the needles back out of my arm
51- I had a party
52- There was no homework, the teachers just joking you )
53- It wasn't on the agenda board
54- I'm already doing good in that subject
55- It's only math
56- I don't care if I do good in that subject, its not my best subject *No way of getting out of the Office Route
57- I was too busy thinking of all the things someone could be named in the world
58- I was writing letters to my sponser child and they wanted to see what type of homework we did in our kind of schools
59- I didn't have time to go to the dance and do my homework
60- I was working on my homework due from grade 1, since I'm still in trouble for that
61- I saw a movie that I loved so much, I went to the store, bought it, and watched it 5 times in a row
62- That was due today?
63- My family was suddenly bankrupt and I needed to sell my homework for money to go to BK for dinner
64- I was pasting video's on youtube
65- My cat fell asleep on my homework. It was too cute to interrupt * Probably need a pet )
66- It was my friend's birthday yesterday
67- It was my birthday yesterday
68- I was playing sports outside
69- I lost it
70- My friend took it home to get the answers from me, but isn't here today to give it back
71- It fell into the water and I was too slow to get it out
72- It was too hard for me * Usually won't work if you get straight A's on your report card )
73- I wasn't sure you would want it if I got the answers all from Google
74- I sold my homework for extra money to pay for my college tuition when I'm old enough to get one.
75- I gave it to my little sister/brother to colour on by accident * need some brothers/sisters younger than you)
76- I used it to block the toliet from over flowing
77- It was needed for a survival situation to make fire
78- I'll be on my way to the office now * A little too easy for the teacher to go with, unless they need Asprin really bad)
79- (break out into random dancing and singing)* Probably get sent to the office and sent home faster than you can ever think to say what)
80- I was being cast in a movie * If they ask which one, say you forget and you have a 3% chance more of them believing you)
81- I went Fishing
82- I became the worlds most famous singer. I guess you didn't hear about it.
83- Beg them for more time and start a protest with people in your class saying too much homework should be against the law * Unless you have a lot of friends, I would advise not trying this)
84- Being a writer makes me able to get out of some things, this includes homework
85- The worst thing happened to me prime minister took away my house, and everything inside it other than the clothes on our backs and our money. That included my homework.
86-My mother took it to her fancy business trip in france to show the french that english people are very smart and can write just as well as them. Yea...she never gave it back.
87-I was talking on the phone with my friends, and all of a sudden a tornado ripped through our community. I guess it didn't hit your house, and I would be pretty happy if I were you that I'm even alive
88-My family became so poor, that I needed to use the homework as toilet paper
89- I didn't have enough time to do my homework, so I gave it to edward cullen to finish, but then he didn't give it back and I didn't push it since he said he would eat my family
90- I went on a shopping spree
91- I gave my homework to a hobo for warmth
92- thats a very good question * Yea...don't even try this one!
93- Someone in my family was reconstructing the tower of pizza in our backyard and needed the paper for support
94- A robber broke into our house and stole everything.....even my math homework!(Pretend to cry)
95- (Screams uncontrollably) I NEED MY INSULIN!
96- HOWS THAT?! (Pretend to be deaf)*Doesn't work if you were just responding to something your friend said
97- A parade of gorillas came down my street yesterday. It was a sight! Especially when a elephant elegantly took a dump on my homework.
98- I just gave it to you * If your teachers really smart, don't even think about this one!
99- I left it outside, and it blew away.
100- Science was proven wrong today, when all of a sudden my homework burst into flames. This phenomenon cannot be explained, since it is the most random event to happen since the invention of gravity!

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