You are addicted to tango...
You are addicted to tango if you:
1. Get frustrated when you can't lead your dog into the cruzada
2. Check your iPod's "recently played" and it's all tango
3. Think of Buenos Aires like you think of Heaven or Shangri-La,
except with better dancers
4. Wonder if you could ever date or marry a non-tango dancer
5. Sign all your emails with "abrazos"
6. Think your friends are crazy for NOT tangoing 5 nights a week
7. Have thought of moving to Buenos Aires to study tango
8. Practice moves walking down the street, in the bathroom at work, in
the supermarket...
9. Wonder how you ever lived "BT" (Before Tango)
10. Blame your cat for not being able to do a proper molinete
11. Think it's natural to walk up to a person you've never met in your
life, take them into your arms and hold them in a close embrace for 3
minutes
12. (women only) Own more Comme il Fauts or NeoTango's than you do work shoes
13. Get itchy if you go more than 2 nights without getting your milonga fix
14. (men only) Think the sexiest thing in the world is a woman that tangoes well
15. Don't understand why colleagues at work don't accept your cabeceo to lunch