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D&D is getting cleansed from the woke negros
It is done in a unique way: an alternative, called Daggerheart, was introduced.
Advertised as less autism/statistics/grinding and more social justice.
So all SJWs are now moving there together with their Palestine flags.
We can finally enjoy wokefrei D&D, mah nigga!

So what is Daggerheart?
You know how D&D evolved to use only d20?
Not queer enough!
Daggerfart rolls-back, doubling on 2d12.
Cuz this cock cage is more gay and DM has the key.
Player agency? No! It has to be rANdoM!

Remember how D&D treated nat 1 and 20 special?
Now every roll is "special" (like in special olympics).
And DM will have to make up some irrelevant story shit,
instead of just running a module.

Not like it is any new. E.g. Ironsworn had 2d10 + 1d6 instead of 1d20
But Ironsworn was unable to vacuum out the negroid kids trampling our D&D lawn.

Daggerheart explicitly supports diverse characters.
E.g. non-binary, trauma-informed mechanics for sensitive stories.
Just remember: there is no clear game mechanics for these "features."
It is easy to declare that your system supports any kind of a negro.
Leaving the actual rulebook as an exercise to the reader.

So happy they are getting their personal hell!