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Below are 7 entries, after skipping 20 most recent ones in the "richard_volz" journal:| December 21st, 2009 | |
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| 12:13 am [Link] |
Takoe Regatta! Zdravstvui! Today Ya radostny to present Ty TAKOE! Etot regatta sdelal odno my uchenik. Etot bylo bedny, imeet ostalos malo zuby, tolsty and completely bald. Lazy and glupy. But Etot imeet ochen silny mnogo povezlo: FIRST uznaet about all polezny of "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". (Etot bylo Takoe experiment on Russky Chelovek) AND UDACHA!!! Teper Etot imeet novy zuby(much better than before bylo), zdorov&bogach, umny, volosaty and net boitsya work hard more! And NET Tolsty! Etot stalo cherez odno year! Teper Etot stalo sdelaet sobstvenny parusny regatta, cherez silny mnogo bogach! Etot govorit: Spasibo, Dr.Volz! Ya ochen silny mnogo blagodarny Ty za Takoe! Ya hochet zvat Etot my Regatta "Moguchy&Razumny Dr.Volz"! Ty pozvolit Ya sdelaet Takoe? "NET Takoe! Nado zvat Etot FIRSTBYFIRST, because Ty FIRST stalo BOGACH&ZDOROV cherez Etot! Etot razumny, krasivy and Takoe!" - skazhet Ya Takoe. And Etot skazhet: "Spasibo Dr.Volz za razumny and krasivy!" and sdelaet Takoe. Ya gorditsya Takoe uchenik! Etot - ochen silno mnogo horoshy and bogach! NET tolsty! Takoe poluchilos cherez verit Dr.Volz and stary VHS-machine. Pomnit about Takoe! Delaet VHS-machine samodelny kogda zima! Tags: physical zaryadka & spiritual prisyadka, russian people, vhs, zima |
| December 16th, 2009 | |
| 03:37 am [Link] |
About odin tolstoe chelovek Zdravstvui, Dorogoe Druh! Today Ya budet rasskazat about odin Chelovek(Russian). Etot bylo use mnogo eda and sdelaetsya ochen silny tolstoe cherez Etot. But Etot chelovek Net volnovatsya about. - Ya tolstoe, but bogach and imeet mnogo imet! - govorit Takoe. - Nado delaet Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS! - skazhet Ya. - Etot polezny and delaet "Net Tolsty" with Ty ochen bystry! - Tolsty - Net meshaet byt Bogach for Ya, - skazhet Takoe chelovek and poyti est korm. After odin week Etot chelovek poluchil v morda na ulitsa and stal NET bogach! Etot prihodit v moe dom and skazhet: "Dr.Volz! Today Ya poluchaet v morda na ulitsa! And Net imeet byt bogach more! Pochemu Takoe?" Ya davat Etot bedny tolsty chelovek VHS and 1 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" bez dengi and govorit Takoe: "Na Takoe! Use Etot every day and budet posmotrit, kakoe budet result!" Chelovek skazhet: "Spasibo, Dr.Volz. Ya budet delaet Takoe!" And stal delaet Takoe every day. Proshlo odin year. Kakoe tvoe opinion? Kakoe teper Etot chelovek: 1. Tolsty 2. Bedny 4. Net tolsty 5. Bogach 6. Ulybaetsya 7. Net Takoe 8. Bogach&Zdorov. Ulybaetsya 9. Zdorov 10. Opyat Poluchaet v morda na ulitsa |
| December 14th, 2009 | |
| 02:50 pm [Link] |
Warning! Byvaet Takoe ochen silno mnogo razny sluchay: 1. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est HOROSHY! Etot Chelovek budet Horoshy vsegda, but "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" budet delaet with Takoe Chelovek BOGACH&ZDOROV! Ne tolsty! 2. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est NET HOROSHY! Kak UROD! Etot Chelovek Net budet poluchaet polza with "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! Etot budet Takoe UROD vsegda! 3. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est Net znaet Kakoe byt. "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" budet delaet with Takoe Chelovek - HOROSHY! And potom - BOGACH&ZDOROV! If Etot Chelovek (Russky or Net) Net budet znaet about "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS", or too lazy for Etot - Etot est ochen opasny! Mozhet sluchaetsya Plohoe Chelovek or nastoyaschy UROD! Tolsty and NET BOGACH&ZDOROV! Etot tochny information! Ya and association of "BOGACH&ZDOROV" bylo mnogo sdelaet Takoe experiment! Pomnit about when smotrit VHS with my kurs! Budet polza? Net budet polza? Nado reshaet samodelny! Tolko Takoe! Tags: physical zaryadka & spiritual prisyadka, vhs, warning! |
| December 11th, 2009 | |
| 01:59 am [Link] |
Etot Takoe opasny for Ty! Zdravstvui! Net Takoe davno stalo: Odno my smely and otchayanny Druh sdelal popytka to otkazyvatsya ot "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". Etot bylo like some opasny experiment. Etot my Druh - Sergey, sdelat zamena "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" to "begaet v park, dyshit with oxygen and delaet obychny zaryadka". On nadevaet sportsuit and pobezhit v rano utro. And ulybaetsya! But after 10 metrov padat and lomaet svoe nose ob koleno! And vybivaet samoe luchshy of svoe zuby! And Net bogach more! And Net mozhet lovit vkusny fish more! Teper Sergey must waiting for vyrastaet new Takoe for opyat ulybaetsya! Teper Ya nosit eda and svezhy VHS for my Druh. Etot for vyruchaet from beda and Net skuchaet, when Etot waiting for new zuby and nose. Kakoe vyvod Ty sdelaet from Etot rasskaz? |
| November 22nd, 2009 | |
| 05:10 pm [Link] |
About odin Russian Bogach Bylo zima and ochen silny holodny and sneg. And sugrob! Etot bylo ochen silny long and temno! Mnogo Russian People use alcohol and nothing to do. And terpelo. Skuchny and Net interesny waiting for spring for posevnaya. But odin Russian Chelovek - Sergey Toporov Net imeet skuchat! Vesely, Zdorov and imeet bogatoe house and all mebel from Ikea. And internet! And pokupaet bolshoe lodka for mozhno plavaet and spit in! And krasivy wife! Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo Russian People zavidovat to Etot! And try to delaet some Net polezny for Etot razumny Chelovek. But Etot net imeet uspeh, and Sergey Toporov bogach&zdorov! "Sergey Toporov delaet Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - Etot ponyatny, but pochemu Takoe uspeh?", - dumaet nerazumny part of Russian People. "Etot - est glupy and Net polezny! But pochemu Etot rabotaet?", - dumaet Russian People Takoe. And zavidovat. And use alcohol more. And prodolzhit Net verit v polezny of Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS. Nastupilo vesna. Sergey Toporov sdelal posevnaya more bystro than all Russian People and imeet time to poydet to Moscow and Kazan, meet Dr.Volz and poluchit Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek And samodelny VHS-machine JVC. And poydet to Ikea and kupit samoe dorogoe divan! Ostalnoe people s bolshoe slozhny prodolzhaet delaet posevnaya. And zavidovat: 1. Gde Etot brat mnogo free time? 2. Pochemu bogach? 3. Mnogo mebel from Ikea! 4. Pochemu Etot delaet glupy Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS? Etot Net serious for vzrosly Chelovek! 5. Gde bral Dekorativny krasivy Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek(2)? 6. Gde bral dengi na dorogoe VHS-machine? 7. Pochemu Net use alcohol with us all zima? A Sergey Toporov postavil krasivoe divan to svoe lodka and uplyt to lovit fish. |
| November 17th, 2009 | |
| 03:53 am [Link] |
ZIMA. VHS time. Ya hochet skazhet about ZIMA. Etot uzhe tut! Teper time to delaet VHS-MACHINE samodelny! Etot nado for use "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". (Etot posledny for "chelovek NET pomnit about Takoe") Net bud lazy! Bogach&Zdorov waiting for Ty! And Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek! Vsem rasskazyvaesh pro Dr.Volz and "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! Nado rasskazyvaesh very silny mnogo Russian People(friends and drugoe) for Etot and Etot uspevaet delaet easy VHS-machine! Tags: physical zaryadka & spiritual prisyadka, russian people, vhs, zima |
| October 26th, 2009 | |
| 02:54 am [Link] |
About PRAVDA and NET Takoe Zdravstvui! Etot izvestny for all: My journal bylo suspended NET CHESTNY and WITHOUT SKAZHET RANO ABOUT! Ya net znaet zachem exactly, but Ya dumaet Etot poluchaetsya was cherez Ya skazhet PRAVDA all time about all! And NET Boyatsya! Ya bylo rasskazhet PRAVDA Russian People about VHS and "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! Etot Net bylo horosho for nekotory! And Etot Nekotory delaet NET PRAVDA about PRAVDA of VHS, "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" and Dr.Volz! Skazhi Ya kto Takoe sdelaet if znaet about Etot. Ya net imeet obizhaetsya v Etot! Etot for znaet about only. If skazhet Takoe - budet poluchaet 2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" instead 0 or 1. Net nado boyatsya Takoe russian vzrosly strashny chelovek, nado verit Ya and poluchat 2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek"! WARNING: If Ty znaet Takoe NET PRAVDA about Ya - NET verit Etot vzrosly chelovek, but govorit Ya about!(2 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" stoit Takoe) POMNIT: "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" waiting for Ty! Etot 100 only! Nado byt loyalty VHS and Dr.Volz Net zabyvaet about! ALSO POMNIT: If kotory vzrosly chelovek skazat NET PRAVDA about Dr.Volz, nado skazhet Takoe: NET TAK! Etot polezny! And Takoe: "Ty Net znaet about polza of VHS? Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS Etot znachit for Ty? Ty hochet Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek? Need VHS!" Now Ya imeet Takoe journal: http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/ And Takoe: http://dr-volz.livejournal.com/ (Etot for udobny) Mozhno pishet v Etot and Etot takzhe! Etot net razlichny! Dr.Volz Tags: net pravda, vhs, warning! |