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September 23rd, 2015
03:51 am

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Etot Tut Postoyanny!
Zdravsvui Druh! Ya sdelal kurs "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz".

V Russia ludi delay zaryadka? America, Canada i Australia delaet "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz"! I ochen lubyat Dr. Volz. I govoryat spasibo mister Volz. Ya pridumal prisyadka especially for russian people.

I posledny: "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz". Etot ochen ochen horoshy! Teper i vtoroe chast


P.S.: Teper est Takoe: [info]polezny@lj.  Etot community for Razumny Chelovek!

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January 30th, 2012
07:36 pm

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About Posevnaya
Posevnaya

Zdravstvui! Etot about Posevnaya!

Nastupilo teply pogoda and mnogoe Russki Chelovek vyshel v ulitsa for Posevnaya. Mnogoe sunny around! NET krupny birds krasivy and gromkoe pesnya! Ochen horoshy and mnogoe trudolubivy! But odin Russki Chelovek NET poyti v Posevnaya. Etot - Nikolay. Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and tihoe inside. Mnogoe Russki Chelovek NET spokoyny! - Pochemu Takoe - NET Nikolay v Posevnaya? Pochemu tihoe v Nikolay's dom?

- Nikolay! - skazhet mnogoe Russki Chelovek. - Posevnaya polezny! Nado vyhodit!
- Ya NET mozhet idti v Posevnaya right now! Ya smotrit VHS about Etot! - otvetit Nikolay.
- Nado NET smotrit VHS, but idti v Posevnaya with us! - skazhet Sergey (Russki Nikolay's Druh)
- Ya budet prihodit v Posevnaya tomorrow! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Etot glupy!
- NET Takoe!

V next day Nikolay vyhodit v Posevnaya and delaet Etot bystry and samy horoshy.

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December 12th, 2011
05:19 pm

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Mnogoe horoshy
happy

Zdravstvui! Etot about Mnogoe Horoshy!

Mnogoe razny Chelovek hochet poluchaet horoshy and priyatny! "Horoshy and Priyatny - Etot samy luchshy! Etot horoshy way to be Radostny!" - govorit Takoe Chelovek. Polezny Takoe or NET? Etot NET Takoe prosto! Teper korotenky story about.

Sergey Vladimirov mnogoe rabotat and silny ustavat. And poluchat NET bolshoe zarplata. Ochen grustny all time.

- Pochemu Takoe: Mnogoe rabotat and maloe dengi? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov. - Maybe Ya need delaet something completely different? And Etot budet Pomogaet Ya?
- Nado to try VHS! Etot completely different! - skazhet Ya.

Sergey Vladimirov start to use VHS regularny and poluchit krupny summa of dengi. Teper Sergey Vladimirov poluchat mnogoe Horoshy and Priyatny and Radostny every day.

Drugoe Russki Chelovek - Nikolay imeet the same situation and pechalny.

- Ya budet waiting for Horoshy TERPELIVY! - skazhet Nikilay and start to terpet.

After nekotory time Nikolay poluchit krupny summa of dengi too. Teper radostny like Sergey Vladimirov.

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr. Volz? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov and NET Radostny more. - Pochemu Nikolay poluchaet Takoe without delaet something for Etot? Pochemu Ya NET Radostny more?

- NET nado zaviduet! - skazhet Ya.

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December 2nd, 2011
02:18 am

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Sputnik
sputnik

Zdravstvui! Etot about Russki sputnik!

Ya kupit Takoe Sputnik on flea market NET davno. Stary, but like new. Etot delaet mnogoe uyut in my dom, but my friend Nikolay NET dovolny Etot.

- Zachem Takoe stary Sputnik? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET razumny pokupka! Nado pokupaet novy razny!
- Etot stary, but horoshy! - otvetit Ya.
- Etot NET vozmozhny! Novy - horoshy, Stary - NET rabotaet! - skazhet Nikolay.
- VHS - stary, but polezny! Rabotaet! Takoe? - skazhet Ya. - Glupy building - novy, but NET polezny!
- Da, Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and udivlyenny.

V next day Nikolay pokupat the same Sputnik.

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October 13th, 2011
01:09 pm

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Vegetables
Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables - polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny - mnogoe zdorov! Etot Takoe? Chitaet v TUT!

Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. - Etot Takoe polezny! - skazhet Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. - If Ty poest Etot - budet mnogoe zdorov!

Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka.

- Svetlana, come with us! - skazhet friends. - V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy!
- Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! - otvetit Svetlana and poest one more.

- Svetlana! Nodo idti smotrit novy VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe!
- Vegetables much horoshy! - skazhet Svetlana.

- Teper zima! - skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. - Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya! Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device!
- VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda.

After odin year...

vegetable

Hochet znat more? Chitaet novy book "All About polezny"!

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July 9th, 2011
10:34 pm

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About NET razborchivy pocherk
Zdravstvui! Etot about NET razborchivy pocherk.

Mnogoe hochet - Malo poluchaet...

Nikolay - Etot dobry and vzrosly Russki Chelovek. Horoshy, but imeet NET razborchivy pocherk and cherez Etot imeet mnogoe NET priyatny.

- Ty pishet NET ponyatny! - skazat Anatoly and smeyatsya.
- Etot Takoe pocherk! - otvechat Nikolay.
- Etot OCHEN SILNY PLOHOE! - skazat Vladimir Alexeev and rasserditsya.
- Ya ochen silny staratsya! - otvechat Nikolay and rasstroitsya.
- Ty nado idti v shkola and obuchaet pishet! - sovet Zoya. - Etot NET razborchivy!
- Ya vzrosly Russki Chelovek! - otvechat Nikolay. - Ya too old for shkola!

Nikolay ochen silny stradat. "Pochemu Takoe pocerk? Etot NET spravedlivy Takoe!", - dumat Nikolay.

One time Nikolay reshat: "Ya budet ispravit svoe pocherk!" And delat mnogoe trudny exercises, but without horoshy result.

- Kakoe Ya dolzhen delaet, Dr.Volz?! Etot NET razborchivy at all!
- VHS-machine! Kogda zima! - otvetit Ya and byl prav.

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January 12th, 2011
09:16 pm

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About obman*
Zdravstvui! Etot about obman!

V malenkoe Russki village prozhivaet troe Russki Chelovek: Nikolay, Sergey and Stepan. Etot friends. Etot village v Sibir! Ochen malenky, but all Chelovek tut znat about Dr.Volz and doctrine "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! And use Etot every day! And Bogach&Zdorov! Only Nikolay NET delaet Takoe because NET znaet about.

- Pochemu Ty NET Bogach&Zdorov? Pochemu Ty poluchaet NET priyatny every day? - sprosit Stepan v Nikolay.
- Kakoe Etot Bogach&Zdorov? Ya NET znaet about! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ty NET znaet?!?! Etot NET vozmozhny! - zakrichit Sergey and rasskazat to Nikolay all about.
- Takoe!!! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Ya need VHS-machine! Ya budet pokupaet Etot!
- OK. - skazhet Stepan. - But mnogo razumny and economichny budet delaet Takoe samodelny kogda zima. Teper zima! Delaet Etot!
- Etot budet mnogoe dolgoe! Ya budet pokupaet Etot and bystry poluchaet Bogach&Zdorov-effect! - skazhet lazy Nikolay.

V Etot day Nikolay pokupaet dorogoe VHS-machine v TV-shop. And ochen silnoe mnogo radostny, but dorogoe VHS-machine NET rabotaet, because Etot TV-shop bylo obmanut Nikolay.

* V novy book "All about Polezny" Ty smozhet prochitaet podrobny about Etot NET priyatny obman. And mnogoe polezny!

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November 19th, 2010
03:41 pm

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Mnogo holodny
Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogo holodny.

Bylo silno zharky! Nikolay and Alexey use mnogoe alcohol and silno ustavat.

- Takoe zharky! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe zharky! Mnogo potny! - otvetin Alexey.
- Mnogo holodny - Etot much better!
- Da Takoe! Nado waiting for zima!

Nikolay and Alexey stal waiting for zima ochen silny and use mnogoe alcohol. Nastupilo zima. Ochen silny mnogo holodny. Temny and mrachny. Nikolay and Alexey silny zamerzaet and NET dovolny again.

- Takoe holodny! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe holodny! Mnogo zamerzaet! - otvetin Alexey.
- Nado use mnogoe alcohol!

Nikolay and Alexey stal delaet Takoe.

- NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet razumny prohozhy.
- Pochemu Takoe? Teper mnogo holodny zima. Ya and Alexey NET lubit Takoe silny holodny. - skazhet Nikolay.
- Da Takoe! - skazhet Alexey.
- Zima - VHS-time! - skazhet prohozhy gromkoe. - Nado delaet Takoe!

And stalo mnogo horoshy!

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November 17th, 2010
01:09 am

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About vysoky zabor
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Zdravstvui! Etot about vysoky zabor.

Nikolay, Alexander and Vladimir prozhival v malenky gorod v Russia. Etot gorod bylo spokoyny and tihy, but one time v center of Etot poyavitsya vysoky zabor. Etot bylo vnezapny! V odin night v zima!

- Pochemu tut teper Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Znachit Takoe tut nado! - skazhet Alexander.
- Mnogo polezny za Etot zabor! Etot nado against voruet Takoe! - zakrichit Vladimir and polezt na zabor, but poluchaet mnogo electrichesky tok and padat and silny NET dovolny. - Etot electrichesky tok! Mnogo Takoe! - skazhet Vladimir and poyti v bolnica otdyhaet.
- Obychny zabor. Nado idti with Ya smotrit VHS! Ya imeet mnogo novy, interesny and really polezny! - skazhet Alexander, but Nikolay NET poslushaet razumny. And Alexander poyti v svoe dom.

Nikolay stalo mnogo dumaet about and perestavat spat at all. "Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo polezny?" - dumat Takoe. And polezt na zabor akkuratny only for posmotrit, but bystry poluchaet mnogoe electrichesky tok like Vladimir. "Pochemu Takoe electrichesky tok?" - zakrichit Nikolay and polezt again. And poluchaet electrichesky tok! And padat! "Nado roet bolshy yama!" - podumaet Nikolay, but polezt na zabor again. And poluchaet electrichesky tok!

"Alexander razumny!" - podumaet Nikolay: "Nado idti smotrit VHS with Alexander!" And sdelaet Takoe.

V next night vysoky zabor ischezlo. After 1 year Alexander - Bogach&Zdorov!

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November 13th, 2010
12:42 am

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Pravda
Zdravstvui! Etot about pravda!

Mnogoe Chelovek dumaet: "Pravda - Etot polezny or NET Takoe?" Chitaet TUT ochen silny vnimatelny and Ty budet poluchaet mnogoe ponimaet Etot!


Bylo zima. Holodny! Nikolay (Russki and Vzrosly Chelovek) vysoky and krasivy, but imeet dlinny NET rovnoe and NET krasivy nose.

- Kakoe Ty schitaet about my nose? Etot krasivy? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druhi (Etot Valery and Sergey).
- Etot krasivy! - otvetit Valery.
- Da Takoe! - skazhet Sergey.

Nikolay potrogat svoe nose and smotrit vnimatelny and strogo.

- Ty hochet Takoe nose for Ty? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Da Takoe! - otvetit Valery.
- Zima - VHS-time! Nose - Etot NET Takoe vazhny! - skazhet Sergey.

Nikolay potrogat svoe nose again and delaet vyvod.

Kakoe vyvod delaet Nikolay?

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November 1st, 2010
08:46 pm

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About novy car
Horoshy car
Zdravstvui! Etot about novy car.

Mnogoe Chelovek hochet pokupaet novy car! Etot mnogo horoshy!

- Ya hochet pokupaet novy americansky car! Etot samy luchshy! - skazhet Sergey. Bogaty and silny!
- NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly Vladimirov. - Japan car - Takoe mnogo better! Nadyezhny and NET dorogoe!
- Ty and Ty govorit glupoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - German car - Etot nado pokupaet! Takoe bystry and sportivny!
- Takoe!?!?! - zakrichit Sergey. - German car - Etot durnoe! Japan car - Etot NET razumny!
- Japan car - Etot NET razumny?!?! - sprosit Anatoly Vladimirov surovy. - Ty - idiot!

Nikolay delatsya krasny and hochet skazhet something too, but poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom smotrit VHS. Sergey and Anatoly Vladimirov dolgoe time rugat each other and dratsya.

Kakoe tvoe opinion: Kakoe car better?

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October 26th, 2010
08:00 pm

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Holodny Zima
Zdravstvui! Etot about Holodny Zima.

Bylo Russki Zima. Holodny and mnogo sneg. Nikolay bylo nothing to do and mnogo skuchaet. Sidit v dom and dumaet about razny: Bogach, Mnogo krasivy women, Sportivny car, Divan from Ikea. "Kakoe Etot horoshy! Ya hochet Takoe mnogoe!" - podumaet Nikolay and poyti spat.

One time Nikolay delaet pozvonit svoe horoshy Druh - Alexey. Alexey - Russki Vzrosly Chelovek and mnogo razumny. Always davat polezny advice.

- Zdravstvui Tut! Ya skuchno! Kakoe Ty delaet?
- Zdravstvui! Ya ochen mnogoe radostny v Etot holodny and temny zima!
- Pochemu Takoe? Kak Ty delaet Takoe?
- Ya delaet VHS-machine! Etot udivitelny! 5 Takoe gotovoe!
- Vozmozhny Ya budet delaet Takoe too? Spasibo! - skazhet Nikolay and polozhit trubka.

"Etot ochen prostoe! Ya bystro sdelaet Takoe 100!" - podumaet Nikolay and nachinaet delaet Takoe, but after 1 hour sluchayny cherez neostorozhny lomaet svoe nose and both ruka!

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Alexey.
- Etot because Ty NET chitaet instruction!

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September 7th, 2010
06:41 pm

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NET polezny of facebook!
Zdravstvui, Druh!

Today moe account on facebook bylo closed! Etot vtoroe sluchay of NET spravedlivy (first - Etot bylo with moe lj-account: richard-volz.livejournal.com) Etot proishodit cherez NET LUBIT OCHEN SILNY MNOGOE PRAVDA! If Ty uslyshat mnogo plohoe about dr.Volz - NET VERIT TAKOE! ETOT NET PRAVDA!

Etot obidny, but Ya budet prodolzhat pomogaet Russki Vzrosly Chelovek! Etot dolzhno znaet all PRAVDA ABOUT VHS POLEZNY! If Etot budet suspend - NADO ZNAET TAKOE: http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/! Etot also POLEZNY! Pomnit: Dr.Volz - Etot tvoe Druh!

Ya zhelaet Ty mnogo and skoroe Bogach&Zdorov! Hochet Takoe? Chitaet Etot Tut ochen silny vnimatelny! Tut polezny!

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March 24th, 2010
05:52 pm

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Obuv for sport
Zdravstvui! Today Ya pokupat on ebay Takoe stary and rusty obuv for sport.

Etot vyglyadet like glupy? And stary! And NET rabotaet! "Zachem pokupaet Takoe nerazumny, Mister Volz!?" - Sprosit TY. NET! NET Takoe! Etot nado for bystry and sportivny begat vverh and vpered. Da, Takoe, Etot NET novy obuv, but prochny(zhelezny material) and horoshy rabotaet. And universalny. Very bystry!

Ya dumaet nado krasit Takoe obuv to drugoe color. Siny. Net takoe yarky. And stavit another springs. More sportivny.

If use of Etot with "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" and another VHS-equipment budet prinosit positive results, potom Ya budet pishet about. Ya dumat result budet horoshy.

P.S.: Etot equipmet need for mnogo rabotaet nad! For NET opasny. Too mnogo ZANOZY. Ya budet dumaet nad.
WARNING: DO NOT USE ETOT BEFORE YA SKAZHET TAKOE! Etot uvlekatelny, but NET!



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February 1st, 2010
01:16 am

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Working hard


Etot my drugi working hard and imeet mnogo imet cherez Etot(Etot my drugi dostavat mnogo iz zemlya without ustavat)! Nado tak!
But NET zabyvaet about "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! Net Takoe - Net radostny in working! Etot skuchny and Net polezny like hleb without salt! Each of Etot imeet VHS-machine!

Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - pomogat working hard and Net imeet ustaly completely!

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December 21st, 2009
12:13 am

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Takoe Regatta!


Zdravstvui!

Today Ya radostny to present Ty TAKOE! Etot regatta sdelal odno my uchenik.

Etot bylo bedny, imeet ostalos malo zuby, tolsty and completely bald. Lazy and glupy. But Etot imeet ochen silny mnogo povezlo: FIRST uznaet about all polezny of "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". (Etot bylo Takoe experiment on Russky Chelovek)

AND UDACHA!!!

Teper Etot imeet novy zuby(much better than before bylo), zdorov&bogach, umny, volosaty and net boitsya work hard more! And NET Tolsty! Etot stalo cherez odno year! Teper Etot stalo sdelaet sobstvenny parusny regatta, cherez silny mnogo bogach!

Etot govorit: Spasibo, Dr.Volz! Ya ochen silny mnogo blagodarny Ty za Takoe! Ya hochet zvat Etot my Regatta "Moguchy&Razumny Dr.Volz"! Ty pozvolit Ya sdelaet Takoe?
"NET Takoe! Nado zvat Etot FIRSTBYFIRST, because Ty FIRST stalo BOGACH&ZDOROV cherez Etot! Etot razumny, krasivy and Takoe!" - skazhet Ya Takoe. And Etot skazhet: "Spasibo Dr.Volz za razumny and krasivy!" and sdelaet Takoe.

Ya gorditsya Takoe uchenik! Etot - ochen silno mnogo horoshy and bogach! NET tolsty!

Takoe poluchilos cherez verit Dr.Volz and stary VHS-machine. Pomnit about Takoe! Delaet VHS-machine samodelny kogda zima!

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December 16th, 2009
03:37 am

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About odin tolstoe chelovek
Zdravstvui, Dorogoe Druh!
Today Ya budet rasskazat about odin Chelovek(Russian).
Etot bylo use mnogo eda and sdelaetsya ochen silny tolstoe cherez Etot. But Etot chelovek Net volnovatsya about.

- Ya tolstoe, but bogach and imeet mnogo imet! - govorit Takoe.
- Nado delaet Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS! - skazhet Ya. - Etot polezny and delaet "Net Tolsty" with Ty ochen bystry!
- Tolsty - Net meshaet byt Bogach for Ya, - skazhet Takoe chelovek and poyti est korm.

After odin week Etot chelovek poluchil v morda na ulitsa and stal NET bogach! Etot prihodit v moe dom and skazhet: "Dr.Volz! Today Ya poluchaet v morda na ulitsa! And Net imeet byt bogach more! Pochemu Takoe?"
Ya davat Etot bedny tolsty chelovek VHS and 1 "Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek" bez dengi and govorit Takoe: "Na Takoe! Use Etot every day and budet posmotrit, kakoe budet result!"
Chelovek skazhet: "Spasibo, Dr.Volz. Ya budet delaet Takoe!" And stal delaet Takoe every day.

Proshlo odin year.
Kakoe tvoe opinion? Kakoe teper Etot chelovek:
1. Tolsty
2. Bedny
4. Net tolsty
5. Bogach
6. Ulybaetsya
7. Net Takoe
8. Bogach&Zdorov. Ulybaetsya
9. Zdorov
10. Opyat Poluchaet v morda na ulitsa

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December 14th, 2009
02:50 pm

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Warning!
Byvaet Takoe ochen silno mnogo razny sluchay:

1. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est HOROSHY! Etot Chelovek budet Horoshy vsegda, but "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" budet delaet with Takoe Chelovek BOGACH&ZDOROV! Ne tolsty!

2. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est NET HOROSHY! Kak UROD! Etot Chelovek Net budet poluchaet polza with "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! Etot budet Takoe UROD vsegda!

3. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est Net znaet Kakoe byt. "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" budet delaet with Takoe Chelovek - HOROSHY! And potom - BOGACH&ZDOROV!
If Etot Chelovek (Russky or Net) Net budet znaet about "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS", or too lazy for Etot - Etot est ochen opasny! Mozhet sluchaetsya Plohoe Chelovek or nastoyaschy UROD! Tolsty and NET BOGACH&ZDOROV!

Etot tochny information! Ya and association of "BOGACH&ZDOROV" bylo mnogo sdelaet Takoe experiment! Pomnit about when smotrit VHS with my kurs! Budet polza? Net budet polza? Nado reshaet samodelny! Tolko Takoe!

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December 11th, 2009
01:59 am

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Etot Takoe opasny for Ty!
Zdravstvui!

Net Takoe davno stalo: Odno my smely and otchayanny Druh sdelal popytka to otkazyvatsya ot "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". Etot bylo like some opasny experiment.

Etot my Druh - Sergey, sdelat zamena "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS" to "begaet v park, dyshit with oxygen and delaet obychny zaryadka". On nadevaet sportsuit and pobezhit v rano utro. And ulybaetsya!

But after 10 metrov padat and lomaet svoe nose ob koleno! And vybivaet samoe luchshy of svoe zuby! And Net bogach more! And Net mozhet lovit vkusny fish more!

Teper Sergey must waiting for vyrastaet new Takoe for opyat ulybaetsya! Teper Ya nosit eda and svezhy VHS for my Druh. Etot for vyruchaet from beda and Net skuchaet, when Etot waiting for new zuby and nose.

Kakoe vyvod Ty sdelaet from Etot rasskaz?

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November 22nd, 2009
05:10 pm

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About odin Russian Bogach
Bylo zima and ochen silny holodny and sneg. And sugrob! Etot bylo ochen silny long and temno! Mnogo Russian People use alcohol and nothing to do. And terpelo. Skuchny and Net interesny waiting for spring for posevnaya.

But odin Russian Chelovek - Sergey Toporov Net imeet skuchat! Vesely, Zdorov and imeet bogatoe house and all mebel from Ikea. And internet! And pokupaet bolshoe lodka for mozhno plavaet and spit in! And krasivy wife!

Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo Russian People zavidovat to Etot! And try to delaet some Net polezny for Etot razumny Chelovek. But Etot net imeet uspeh, and Sergey Toporov bogach&zdorov!

"Sergey Toporov delaet Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - Etot ponyatny, but pochemu Takoe uspeh?", - dumaet nerazumny part of Russian People. "Etot - est glupy and Net polezny! But pochemu Etot rabotaet?", - dumaet Russian People Takoe. And zavidovat. And use alcohol more. And prodolzhit Net verit v polezny of Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS.

Nastupilo vesna. Sergey Toporov sdelal posevnaya more bystro than all Russian People and imeet time to poydet to Moscow and Kazan, meet Dr.Volz and poluchit Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek And samodelny VHS-machine JVC. And poydet to Ikea and kupit samoe dorogoe divan!

Ostalnoe people s bolshoe slozhny prodolzhaet delaet posevnaya. And zavidovat:
1. Gde Etot brat mnogo free time?
2. Pochemu bogach?
3. Mnogo mebel from Ikea!
4. Pochemu Etot delaet glupy Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS? Etot Net serious for vzrosly Chelovek!
5. Gde bral Dekorativny krasivy Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek(2)?
6. Gde bral dengi na dorogoe VHS-machine?
7. Pochemu Net use alcohol with us all zima?

A Sergey Toporov postavil krasivoe divan to svoe lodka and uplyt to lovit fish.

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