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Entry tags:	putin, smeshnoe

"Everyone here thinks you're a jackass!"
Ну и немножечко хороших новостей на закуску,
по ссылке от nezloy.
http://guardianlv.com/2013/09/jackass-joke-about-vladimir-putin-went-viral/

Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as
President Obama blurted to Russia's Vladimir Putin at a
joint press appearance, "Everyone here thinks you're a
jackass."

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic
outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute
tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

"Look, I'm not just talking about Snowden and Syria,"
Mr. Obama said. "What about Pussy Riot? What about your
anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend."

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence,
Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

"If you think I'm the only one who feels this way, you're
kidding yourself," Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in
the direction of the Russian President's face. "Ask Angela
Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last
one of them thinks you're a dick."

Shortly after Mr. Obama's volcanic performance, Mr. Putin
released a terse official statement, reading, "I should be
afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears."

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted
unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone
should just go home.

К сожалению, фэйк.