>Жили они дружно. Аленушка была девушка серьезная,
умная, работящая, а Иванушка маловат, но сметлив.
Правда, немного нетерпелив.
Круто! Больше пересказов, бессмысленных и разных.
Ещё есть "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories", образчик:
"When she heard Red Riding Hood's impassioned speech, Grandma jumped out of the wolf's mouth, seized the woodchopperperson's ax, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after."
http://philip.greenspun.com/zoo/red-riding-hood