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Ever try to screw a guitar?
Наконец-то нашелся предмет, сравнение с которым не задевает моего самолюбия. Спасибо участливой
Some Good Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Guitars
Наконец-то нашелся предмет, сравнение с которым не задевает моего самолюбия. Спасибо участливой
Some Good Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Guitars
Women are more fun when the power goes out
You can't get your guitar wet
Ever try to screw a guitar?
A guitar won't beg to be played
It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
Guitars aren't very aggressive
A guitar won't play you back
You need two hands to make a guitar scream
A guitar doesn't care who plays it
You can't play two guitars at once
It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
If you really do want little guitars, you have to buy them.
You can't marry a rich guitar.
Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
Guitars don't taste very good.
Прошу прощения за излишнюю вольность, несвойственную моему журналу.You can't get your guitar wet
Ever try to screw a guitar?
A guitar won't beg to be played
It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
Guitars aren't very aggressive
A guitar won't play you back
You need two hands to make a guitar scream
A guitar doesn't care who plays it
You can't play two guitars at once
It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
If you really do want little guitars, you have to buy them.
You can't marry a rich guitar.
Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
Guitars don't taste very good.
