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Американский лампочковый юмор. В основном так себе, но эта пара мне понравилась: How many Iranians does it take to change a lightbulb ? - One hundred. One to change the bulb, and ninety-nine to hold the rest of the house hostage. How many Israelis does it take to change a lightbulb ? - fourty to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another to screw the new one in. |
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