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| January 17th, 2012 | |
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| 04:33 pm [Link] |
About ecology Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogoe polezny of svezhy oxygen! Nikolay and Sergey - Etot dvoe friends. Russki. Nikolay - imeet horoshy rabota and prozhivat v downtown of bolshoe gorod. V Moskva. Imeet mnogoe imet: horoshy car, novy VHS-machine, krasivy wife, divan from Ikea and mnogoe novy suits. - Moe life ochen silny otlichny! - skazhet Nikolay. And Nikolay prav. Sergey - Etot prozhivat v forest, but imeet mnogoe imet too. Takoe like Nikolay and MNOGOE SVEZHY OXYGEN! Etot because forest around. - Kakoe Etot otlichny - Svezhy Oxygen! - skazhet Sergey and ulybaetsya. Ty, Nikolay NET imeet Takoe! - Da Takoe. - skazhet Nikolay. - But Ya prozhivaet v downtown! Etot interesnoe! - Downtown - sucks! - skazhet Sergey and poyti v svoe dom. After odin year Svegy Oxygen v Etot forest zakonchitsya, cherez plohoe ecology. Sergey NET dovolny. Nikolay pokupit conditioner.  Etot zayats Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| December 24th, 2011 | |
| 02:27 am [Link] |
About zakon! Zdravstvui! Etot about zakon! One day Nikolay (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) nadoest rabotaet regularnoe and on Skazhet Takoe: "Mnogoe nadoelo! NET budet delaet Takoe more!" And STOP rabotaet at all! Nadevat Novy suit and hodit v radostny progulka. - NET Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet horoshee druh-rabochy. - Nado rabotaet! After Etot vozmozhy use nekotory alcohol! Come with Ya v rabotaet for regularnoe! - Glupy! Rabotaet skuchny! Kakoe krasivy and sunny around! Smotri Kakoe novy suit! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe way radostny. - Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet Milicioner-Sergeant Alexander. - Ty NET rabotaet! If Takoe - Ty budet idti v jail! Hochet Etot? - NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and pechalny. V next utro Nikolay poyti v rabotaet again, because NET hochet idti v jail. - Pochemu Etot, Doctor Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET horoshy! - Etot because Takoe zakon! - otvetit Ya.  Russki pole Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, russian people |
| December 12th, 2011 | |
| 05:19 pm [Link] |
Mnogoe horoshy Zdravstvui! Etot about Mnogoe Horoshy! Mnogoe razny Chelovek hochet poluchaet horoshy and priyatny! "Horoshy and Priyatny - Etot samy luchshy! Etot horoshy way to be Radostny!" - govorit Takoe Chelovek. Polezny Takoe or NET? Etot NET Takoe prosto! Teper korotenky story about. Sergey Vladimirov mnogoe rabotat and silny ustavat. And poluchat NET bolshoe zarplata. Ochen grustny all time. - Pochemu Takoe: Mnogoe rabotat and maloe dengi? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov. - Maybe Ya need delaet something completely different? And Etot budet Pomogaet Ya? - Nado to try VHS! Etot completely different! - skazhet Ya. Sergey Vladimirov start to use VHS regularny and poluchit krupny summa of dengi. Teper Sergey Vladimirov poluchat mnogoe Horoshy and Priyatny and Radostny every day. Drugoe Russki Chelovek - Nikolay imeet the same situation and pechalny. - Ya budet waiting for Horoshy TERPELIVY! - skazhet Nikilay and start to terpet. After nekotory time Nikolay poluchit krupny summa of dengi too. Teper radostny like Sergey Vladimirov. - Pochemu Takoe, Dr. Volz? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov and NET Radostny more. - Pochemu Nikolay poluchaet Takoe without delaet something for Etot? Pochemu Ya NET Radostny more? - NET nado zaviduet! - skazhet Ya. |
| December 10th, 2011 | |
| 01:02 am [Link] |
Horoshy mood One time Nikolay wake up rannee utro and imeet horoshee and vesely mood! Pochistit teeth, sdelaet prichesat hair and poyti v progulka. Idti and ulybaetsya because horoshy mood. And poet pesnya. After odin hour vidit mnogoe chelovek on svoe way. Etot mnogoe bespokoiny. Silno krichit and serdity. Sometimes somebody poluchaet v morda and NET dovolny. - Etot stranny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Zachem Takoe mnogoe? - Etot NET tvoy sobachy delo! - skazhet mnogoe chelovek and prodolzhat krichit. Nikolay's mood mnogoe isportit, but Nikolay NET stal dozhidaetsya poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom spat. And mood stalo horoshee again. |
| December 2nd, 2011 | |
| 02:18 am [Link] |
Sputnik Zdravstvui! Etot about Russki sputnik! Ya kupit Takoe Sputnik on flea market NET davno. Stary, but like new. Etot delaet mnogoe uyut in my dom, but my friend Nikolay NET dovolny Etot. - Zachem Takoe stary Sputnik? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET razumny pokupka! Nado pokupaet novy razny! - Etot stary, but horoshy! - otvetit Ya. - Etot NET vozmozhny! Novy - horoshy, Stary - NET rabotaet! - skazhet Nikolay. - VHS - stary, but polezny! Rabotaet! Takoe? - skazhet Ya. - Glupy building - novy, but NET polezny! - Da, Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and udivlyenny. V next day Nikolay pokupat the same Sputnik. Tags: all about polezny, interesny, polezny, rasskaz, russian people, vhs |
| October 24th, 2011 | |
| 04:03 pm [Link] |
About colors Zdravstvui! Etot about razlichny colors! One time Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and poest sup. Sup - Etot vkusny! Nikolay ulybatsya and syt. - Kakoe Etot vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Samy horoshy! - Da, Takoe! Vkusny! - skazhet otvet Tamara. - But NET samy horoshy! Samy horoshy - Etot krasny sup! - NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot NET vozmozhny, because KRASNY - Etot NET priyatnoe color! - Ya lubit krasnoe! - skazhet Tamara and poyti v magazin. - STOP, Tamara! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Siny - Etot my favorit color! - Etot NET vozmozhny Takoe - siny sup. Glupoe! - skazhet Tamara and uhodit away. Nikolay dolgoe dumat and pozvonit v svoe druh Sergey Vladimirovich. - Kakoe color samy horoshy? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot krasny! - skazhet Sergey Vladimirovich and povesit trubka. Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| October 13th, 2011 | |
| 01:09 pm [Link] |
Vegetables Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables - polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny - mnogoe zdorov! Etot Takoe? Chitaet v TUT! Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. - Etot Takoe polezny! - skazhet Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. - If Ty poest Etot - budet mnogoe zdorov! Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka. - Svetlana, come with us! - skazhet friends. - V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy! - Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! - otvetit Svetlana and poest one more. - Svetlana! Nodo idti smotrit novy VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe! - Vegetables much horoshy! - skazhet Svetlana. - Teper zima! - skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. - Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya! Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device! - VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda. After odin year...  Hochet znat more? Chitaet novy book "All About polezny"! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny, vhs, zima |
| September 28th, 2011 | |
| 12:40 am [Link] |
About kino Zdravstvui! Etot about kino. Ya and my Russki friend Nikolay smotrit Russki kino. Etot mudry and duhovny. Ya lubit Etot kino, but Nikolay NET dovolny at all. - Zachem we spend mnogoe time for Etot skuchny and maloe colors kino on VHS? Nado idti and poluchaet novy otlichny american kino! - skazhet Nikolay. - Smotrit vnimatelny, Nikolay, - skazhet Ya. - Smotrit and tiho for ponimaet all polezny of Etot! Nikolay smotrit nekotory time, but NET terpit and poity for use some Dekorativny Hleb and propustit SAMY INTERESNY! - Etot NET polezny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot NET polezny because Ty - NET imeet terpit and propustit Samy Interesny! - skazhet Ya. Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| August 31st, 2011 | |
| 02:39 pm [Link] |
About razlichny and postoyanny Zdravstvui! Etot story about razlichny and postoyanny. - Etot zimny den! Kakoe solnechny and horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay. - Today Ya budet sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV! And use some alcohol! - Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Svetlana. - Ty sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV everyday. And use alcohol too! Today mnogoe solnechny and nado use lyzhy and some sportivny! - Ya delaet Takoe because Etot postoyanny! Etot budet prinosit polza after nekotory time! If Ty NET delaet something postoyanny - Ty NET poluchaet opyt and polezny practic! - Ya dumaet that Ty - NET pravilnoe! Etot glupy! Ty - idiot! - skazhet Svetlana and use some alcohol. - NET Takoe! Etot - razumny - skazhet Nikolay and Svetlana soglasitsya. After nekotory time Etot and Etot poluchat some opyt. Kakoe Ty dumaet pravilny: RAZLICHNY or POSTOYANNY? Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| August 26th, 2011 | |
| 02:30 am [Link] |
About Hleb Zdravstvui! Etot about Hleb. Nikolay - Etot lubit mnogoe Hleb. - Hleb - Etot samoe vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay and poest bolshoe piece of Hleb. - Etot mnogoe polezny too! - NET Takoe, Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey. - Hleb - Etot vkusny, but for polezny nado use Etot with mnogoe butter! - skazhet Takoe and zabirat Nikolay's Hleb. - Butter - Etot sucks! - skazhet Nikolay and NET otdavat svoe Hleb. - NET Takoe! - Etot!!! And mnogoe rugaet each other and somebody poluchaet v morda. Mnogoe time Etot and Etot NET friends and NET govorit. - Pochemu Sergey Takoe idiot, Dr.Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Hleb without butter - Etot sucks, Dr.Volz? Takoe? - sprosit Segey. - NET nado mnogoe rugaet, - skazhet Ya. - Use Dekorativny Hleb for vzrosly Chelovek, my friends! And stalo horoshy! Tags: all about polezny, bogach&zdorov, dekorativny hleb for vzrosly chelovek, polezny, pomogaet |
| July 9th, 2011 | |
| 10:34 pm [Link] |
About NET razborchivy pocherk Zdravstvui! Etot about NET razborchivy pocherk. Mnogoe hochet - Malo poluchaet... Nikolay - Etot dobry and vzrosly Russki Chelovek. Horoshy, but imeet NET razborchivy pocherk and cherez Etot imeet mnogoe NET priyatny. - Ty pishet NET ponyatny! - skazat Anatoly and smeyatsya. - Etot Takoe pocherk! - otvechat Nikolay. - Etot OCHEN SILNY PLOHOE! - skazat Vladimir Alexeev and rasserditsya. - Ya ochen silny staratsya! - otvechat Nikolay and rasstroitsya. - Ty nado idti v shkola and obuchaet pishet! - sovet Zoya. - Etot NET razborchivy! - Ya vzrosly Russki Chelovek! - otvechat Nikolay. - Ya too old for shkola! Nikolay ochen silny stradat. "Pochemu Takoe pocerk? Etot NET spravedlivy Takoe!", - dumat Nikolay. One time Nikolay reshat: "Ya budet ispravit svoe pocherk!" And delat mnogoe trudny exercises, but without horoshy result. - Kakoe Ya dolzhen delaet, Dr.Volz?! Etot NET razborchivy at all! - VHS-machine! Kogda zima! - otvetit Ya and byl prav. Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny, vhs |
| June 27th, 2011 | |
| 03:20 pm [Link] |
About Like-buttons! Zdravstvuy! Etot about Like-buttons! Teper Etot: Press v Etot and Ty budet poluchaet Dekorativny Hleb For Vzrosly Chelovek bez dengi! And prinosit mnogoe polezny v svoe narodnost! Mnogoe LIKE - Mnogoe Bogach&Zdorov! Spasibo! UPDATE: Takoe POLEZNY-Button pridumat moe Druh ![[info]](http://lj.rossia.org/img/userinfo-lj.gif) qtuzov@lj! Nado Takoe! 
Tags: like-button, polezny |
| May 12th, 2011 | |
| 04:11 pm [Link] |
About Vecherny Progulka Zdravstvui! Etot about Vecherny Progulka. Ya always bylo dumat that Vecherny Progulka - ochen mnogoe horoshy! Svezhy oxygen, sportivny, spokoyny and priyatny. Chitaet Etot story and delaet razumny vyvod. Bylo teploe pogoda. Nikolay and Svetlana (Russki) smotrit tv and ispolzovat alcohol. Bylo den, potom stalo vecherny time. - Kogda vecherny time nastupat, horoshy delaet Vecherny Progulka together! - skazat Nikolay, vypit some alcohol and ulybaetsya. - Etot romantichny! Krasivy sky! Stars! - Samy horoshy - Etot kogda svetly den! And solnechny! - otvetit Svetlana and zasnut. Nikolay dolgoe time bylo rasskazyvat about Polezny of vecherny progulka, but Svetlana NET slyshat Nikolay because mnogoe spat. V skoroe time Nikolay zasnut too. 
Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| May 5th, 2011 | |
| 12:22 am [Link] |
Etot nekotory pictures Zdravstvui! Teper nekotory pictures! Kakoe Ty schitaet Etot?  1. Kipyatok inside! ( more Takoe... ) Tags: all about polezny, bogach&zdorov, polezny, pomogaet |
| May 3rd, 2011 | |
| 04:09 pm [Link] |
Obilny Eda Zdravstvui! Etot about Obilny Eda! Kakoe tvoy opinion: Obilny Eda - Etot horoshy or NET Takoe? Chitaet Etot story vnimatelny and delaet pravilny vyvod. Po ulitsa ehat truck. Etot ochen stary and polmatsya. Nikolay - driver v Etot truck NET dovolny! "Pochemu Takoe?!?" - zakrichit Nikolay v truck: "POLOMATSYA!!!" And udarit truck. V Etot time Zoya (krasivy Russki molodoe woman) vyhodit v ulitsa for kurit. Zoya rabotat v restaurant. Okolo! - NET nado udarit Etot polezny! - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya. - Nado poluchaet obilny eda v Etot restaurant! - Ochen horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti poluchaet obilny eda. - Ty umny, - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya again. Kakoe tvoe opinion, Nikolay delaet pravilny? Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| April 30th, 2011 | |
| 12:32 am [Link] |
Bogach&Zdorov Inc. Zdravstvui! Etot about Bogach&Zdorov Inc. on facebook! Teper Takoe! Mnogo polezny information! Ochen silny mnogo polezny sovet! Etot second raz to try delaet Takoe with facebook. Odin Takoe NET poluchit horoshee! Ya hope - Etot budet Takoe! Bogach&Zdorov Inc.  Tags: bogach&zdorov inc., facebook, i am, polezny |
| April 28th, 2011 | |
| 06:43 pm [Link] |
Horoshy perspective Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy perspective! Yesterday Ya poluchaet mnogoe novy razumny Russki Druh! Etot ochen horoshy and radostny for Ya! My doctrine nahodit way to vnutri Russki Vzrosly Chelovek! Bylo zima. Nikolay, Vzrosly and Russki Chelovek poluchaet horoshee novost. "Kakoe horoshee novost!" - dumat Nikolay: "Ya must poluchaet Takoe everyday!" V next day Nikolay rasskazyvat about Etot, svoe Druh Anatoly. - Kakoe nado delaet for poluchaet Takoe novost everyday? - sprosit Nikolay. - Nado sdelaet Takoe horoshy perspective with Ty! - otvetit Anatoly. - Etot budet polezny for postoyanny! - Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay. - Chitaet vnimatelny Etot! - skazat Anatoly and podarit to Nikolay novy book "All About Polezny". - Etot Takoe novy book "All About Polezny"?!?! - zakrichit Nikolay. - To Ya and bez dengi?!?! Kak Etot vozmozhny? - Chitaet vnimatelny TUT and mnogoe ponimaet, - skazhet Anatoly. - Etot razumny. After odin week, Nikolay poluchaet horoshy perspective. Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| January 25th, 2011 | |
| 12:37 am [Link] |
Samy luchshy igra! Zdravstvui! Etot about samy luchshy igra for maly deti! Bylo zima. V malenki russki gorod poluchaetsya Takoe beseda about samy luchshy igra for maly deti. Kakoe Etot? Mnogo razny opinions! Kakoe Etot razumny? - Ya schitaet, YULA "THOMAS&FRIENDS"! - Etot ochen horoshy for deti! - skazhet Sergey. - My son imeet 3 Takoe and use only Etot! Everyday and postoyanny! Ochen prochny and practichny! - Samy horoshy - Etot NET nastoyaschy medved! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot NET zhestky and udobny! Ochen polezny! - Horoshy igra - Etot zhivoe malenky NET opasny sobachka! - skazhet Svetlana and ulybatsya. - Nado hodit v shkola and uchit uroki! - skazhet Alexander strogoe. - NET Takoe! - zakrichit all Chelovek. - Etot beseda about maly deti! Shkola - Etot for vzrosly deti! Idi domoy spat, Alexander! Alexander poyti v svoe dom spat, but silny razozlitsya and dolgoe NET poluchitsya zasypaet. Mnogo vorochatsya and gromkoe rugaet. Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| January 17th, 2011 | |
| 09:47 pm [Link] |
Nagrada Zdravstvui! Etot about nagrada. One time Nikolay poluchat nagrada. Etot zasluzhenny! Nikolay ochen mnogo radostny. "Kakoe Etot krasivy and zasluzhenny!" - dumat Nikolay. "Nado mnogo hvastatsya Etot!" - skazhet Nikolay and delat mnogo Takoe, but poluchaet v morda ochen skoroe and somebody zabiraet nagrada bez dengi! - Pochemu Takoe, mister Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot because Ty mnogoe hvastatsya. NET delaet Etot and nagrada budet vernutsya to Ty. Nikolay sdelaet Takoe and poluchaet svoe nagrada back.  Chitaet novy book "All about Polezny" vnimatelny and poluchaet nagrada! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| January 12th, 2011 | |
| 09:16 pm [Link] |
About obman* Zdravstvui! Etot about obman! V malenkoe Russki village prozhivaet troe Russki Chelovek: Nikolay, Sergey and Stepan. Etot friends. Etot village v Sibir! Ochen malenky, but all Chelovek tut znat about Dr.Volz and doctrine "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! And use Etot every day! And Bogach&Zdorov! Only Nikolay NET delaet Takoe because NET znaet about. - Pochemu Ty NET Bogach&Zdorov? Pochemu Ty poluchaet NET priyatny every day? - sprosit Stepan v Nikolay. - Kakoe Etot Bogach&Zdorov? Ya NET znaet about! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ty NET znaet?!?! Etot NET vozmozhny! - zakrichit Sergey and rasskazat to Nikolay all about. - Takoe!!! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Ya need VHS-machine! Ya budet pokupaet Etot! - OK. - skazhet Stepan. - But mnogo razumny and economichny budet delaet Takoe samodelny kogda zima. Teper zima! Delaet Etot! - Etot budet mnogoe dolgoe! Ya budet pokupaet Etot and bystry poluchaet Bogach&Zdorov-effect! - skazhet lazy Nikolay. V Etot day Nikolay pokupaet dorogoe VHS-machine v TV-shop. And ochen silnoe mnogo radostny, but dorogoe VHS-machine NET rabotaet, because Etot TV-shop bylo obmanut Nikolay. * V novy book "All about Polezny" Ty smozhet prochitaet podrobny about Etot NET priyatny obman. And mnogoe polezny! Tags: all about polezny, physical zaryadka & spiritual prisyadka, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, vhs |